B is for Bad

This was a freakin' great column! You go girl, R is for you Rock...haha..

Dang, girl. I do not want to meet the guy that messed you up.

lol... I've been that guy before. Ah, Simonne, for the record, girls are dramatic, guys are jerks. It's the way it works. Or dosen't work, as is usually the case.

Simmone. You are really funny, but this is just bitter girl drama. So guys don't work out. Pull youself up and move on. Relationships in college are not like the real world. I hope after you graduate this year and enter the real world you won't let guys treat you like this. For someone so funny it sounds like you have low self esteem to tolerate a gentleman that doesn't "remember if he's in a relationship or not" Do better.

Sure, take advice from Kansas.
The cowgirl's Dr. Laura.

I rock. Plain and simple.

Wow. This article was about someone? I'd hate to piss you off simonne

This simply seems like a childish rant! I'm a friend of the "B's" and he DOES have his faults, but so do you. Infact, we all do and grouping the men of Lawrence together does not solve anything. It is simple to say "all of guys are drunk assholes who just want fuck every bitch he can." My answer to this argument is growup, men, or I should say people, are much more complex than this. Maybe it is because I am a little older than the other students, but I have experenced being in love with a women and the feeling of being drunk and just wanting fuck them like mad dog. So trust me when I say that no matter the relationship, it takes two to participate.

Hey Nathan DeGraaf you are right you dont want to meet me cuz I would beat you on sight, bitch ass. Oh and B really stands for badass, which I am.

Over the years I have seen many things, learned many words, and here is one acronyme you forgot: P is for porcupine. If you had as many dicks poking out of you as you had poking in, you would look like a porcupine!

Hey, Guy This is About, there is nothing in your upbringing that could possibly prepare you for me. I am accessible. You have my full name. And now that I’ve read your comment, I do want to meet you because I’m shocked that a brainless dick fucked Simmonne up this bad. I always thought she was smarter than that. And better than that. At any rate, go a couple of months without your ‘roids so you can save up the cash to get a plane ticket from the Bible belt, come on down to Tampa and we’ll chat. Oh yeah, and don’t forget to tell me your real name, Badass.

Could you guys just calm the fuck down? Guy This Is About why don't you just apologize to her and ask she take you back. You know you want to otherwise you wouldn't care enought to leave her feedback. She would probably take you back too because she's dumb enough to write about you. So it's better to have two morons together than have them single and ruining other people's love lives.

How hot is the guy? Because if he's easily replacable don't waste your time. One must also question. Was the sex that good? Because if you're making a big deal about mediocore sex then you really need to move on.

Simonne. Date me. I'll treat you right.

B is for Bobbo, the coolest guy ever. Casey's boyfriend sounds awesome.

First off-After reading this article, I decided that this author doesnt deserve the respect of being referred to by her real name so I will simply refer to her as Filthy Slut. I bet you tool boxes that are bad-mouthing the guy this is about are just doing it because you think it will help you get Filthy slut in the sack. Well cyber jack offs I got news for ya, YOU WILL NEVER GET LAID...SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!! Any bitch that will that talks about giving blow jobs for jewelry probably does it well, but has no credibility to write an article about the integerity of another person. Blowjobs can buy jewelry...its called prostitution.

this post is for the person before me: where are you hiding?

Mr. Bin Laden,

This is an observational humor column. Just like any comedy point of view, certain observations in this article have been exhaggerated. I also feel the need to point out that this column is not strictly limited to Lawrence University. So while this article was based on a particular individual here, his actions have also been performed by other males across the country and this article is meant to be a broad generalization of these said males. Also I must point out that you didnt read the article very well because it was just a suggestion that girls shouldn't distribute blow jobs so generously, and girls that do distribute them for money/and or jewerly are infact hookers. Hence H is for Hookers.

On a side note. It's amazing that in the middle of planning attacks on the US and moving to and from your hideouts you took some time out to read my article. That's precious.
If you could not leave feedback from now on though that'd be great. I don't want to be associated with a person my country so avidly hates.

El maricon de cervantes,

Why do you put so much energy into putting down my roommate? You must not have very much contact with Simonne at all. Are you one of those people that has nothing better to do than attempt to hurt her feelings? She obviously doesnt care what people think if she writes what she does. But as good friends...we do care. We feel like we need to say a couple of good qualities that our friend posesses, maybe much to your disbelief. You say that L is for Loyal-and that's what she is-very loyal to all of her friends and we love her for it. And that is what really counts. If you knew her and just didn't know about her from your reliable sources like gossip and rumors then you wouldn't be so vulgar. If you really dislike her so much why don't you sign your name and/or confront her face to face. She's never been scared of confrontation, but you seem to be terrified of it. It's so easy to leave crude comments when anonimity is involved. Maybe if you took the time to get to know Simonne you would realize that she really is a good person.

i think this was the best thing i've ever read. i have been in your place before, and this is soo true. guys should be REQUIRED to read this article. they need to take note and realize that they can't keep girls around and call them only when they want something. thanks for writing this simonne!! :)

Dear anyone who insists that the man known as the "B" is a horrible person. He is a good man and simply did not want her anymore. He did not get rid of her so much because she messed around with one of his friends, but because she lied about it. I am not by any means a sexually moral person, but I agree with the "B" with disliking and looking down upon people who lie. I agree she wrote a well written essay, but it is filled with half-truths. Finally, to Simonne, how dare you attack a person with the soul intention of trying to hurt them and then claim that this was an article to help women gain higher standards for the men that they date. This article is nothing but an expression of your childish anger towards someone who told you to get lost after you lied to them. Fuck you and grow up!

By writing this article, you prove that girls are in fact more dramatic than men. Girls need to realize, you don't need to have sex to prove to yourselves that men want you. "PP" is for penis porcupine.

2nd, to the loser in Florida. "B" has never, nor will ever touch roids. That will be proven when he takes his drug test for the NCAA national wrestling tourney. Oh, did I mention.....he's a 2-time national qualifier now (will be 3-time nest year).

Relax people.

What we have here is a bit of observational humour. An emaciated story line, spiced up for our amusement. It's a goof, don't take it too seriously.

I am a MPC . . . and I love Simmone's articles. Just because I think all chicks are sluts, (apart from my mother,) doesn't mean that it's true. Simmone must have hit a very sensitive spot? Why are all you sluts and wankers still protesting. Does the truth hurt?

I agree, I have been the man in the story and I had a laugh. Am I ashamed? Hell no, actually I’m proud. I’ve done the drunk dial, I’ve done the fake drunk dial, I have faked orgasm, I’ve blown in her mouth and kissed her on the forehead. I’ve done it all ! And I am proud to say that I did it for mankind, not womankind. Not all men are angels and not all chicks are sluts.

<b>O is for Obtuse</b>