I dated my ex-girlfriend for four years but decided I need a break. I've
dated around for a few months and realize that she's the one for me. I'm
not sure if I can ever gain her trust again. Any helpful hints?
-Crunk
Dear Crunk,
Yes I certainly do! You know you're a firefighter when:
*You were hired by the fire department.
*You work at a fire station.
*You ride on a fire truck to the location of a fire, then help
to extinguish it.
Oh, you were asking if I have helpful hints regarding your
question?
No. No, I don’t.
Sincerely,
Nicole
Dear Nicole,
Can you get that Mike Forest guy to shave his retarded beard?
No, I know you can, but will you?
-Ben
Dear Ben,
No way...there’s a PIC rumor going around that Mike’s beard is
just a cover for an underground meth operation raising money
for bioterrorism. Or, it might be hiding some patches of dry
skin. Either way, you can count me out.
Sincerely,
Nicole
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Dear Nicole,
Want to have lesbian sex with me?
-Britney
Dear Britney,
Well, okay...but I get to watch.
Sincerely,
Nicole
dear nicole,
im quite astounded by your extreme views & generalisations
based on flimsy associations at best & irrelevancy derived
from a grouping called paraphanaliacs & such examples of. a
pedophile is someone who obtains sexual gratification from
unacceptable behaviour. in the case of pedophiles its
preying on childhood disposition specifically inability to
comprehend fully the gross violation inflicted. a pedophile
isnt motivated by an amount of body hair at all. if that
were the primary motivation then it would be downright
ludicrous to see children as the only option. u openly call
all men pedophiles & furthermore unjustly assume all men
want their women to shave them selves such. both points u
illustrate with a passion that is severely misplaced ill
conceived notions without a shred of evidence to support it
slightly. women spend ridiculous amounts of time & money all
the time and go through painful & time consuming regimes to
curb hair growth and appearance when it suits them. you even
have a treatment to cosmetically reduce pubic hair for
vanitys sake not functionality & convenience. the very
outrage you express is only equaled by your unwillingness to
see true facts blatantly obvious. even if you yourself have
no qualms about unsightly hair growth then you are in a
minority. yet we are blatantly shown examples every day of
pedophiles existing in our midst & ignored or disregarded
willingly. michael jackson for example is a frighteningly
obvious pedophile, with classic psychological traits &
personality & behaviour & general environmental adjustment
to facilitate security for the natural trust & naivety of a
child. once in this trustworthy environment an immature
psyche is dominated whole. this is essential to pedophiles
for their own security as much as the child's. they risk
exposure to others when they act. they engage in a ritual
eradication of childish perception of danger or suspicion.
this process is called grooming. a child will feel at ease
if all their wishes are met & expect to be protected as much
too. in the case of blatantly displayed examples michael
jackson has a fucking fairground! yet in every mention of
this in the media never refers to his use of it. he quite
openly engages in outrageously bizzare behaviour to the
point of singular acclaim. so that when he actually does
something normal it is so bizarre for him that for me
personally it is insidious. his best friend is a monkey for
fucks sake, not a pet a friend. in the sense of being there
instead of people with senses able to perceive unusual &
suspect activity. indeed his total condemnation of the media
in his video leave me alone is contradictory to his need of
it & synonymous to his fear of scrutiny at the same time.
his music is often pretentiously presented as a divine
source of awareness for major social issues. yet sadly
lacking in qualities fundamentally needed to spread this
message, put bluntly it is a lack of conviction. the very
defeatist vein of his earth song is pure evidence of
indifference & evidently not his primary concern. it is an
effort for people to be emotionally stimulated in ways by
his music & his presence other than equally publicised
accusations of sickeningly extreme acts of inhumanity & his
equally loathsome insistence that his warped ideas of child
companionship are akin to parental unconditional sacrifice.
for example climbing into bed with a child on his idea &
when questioned about it said we were having fun!!! why does
this not strike anyone as inherently wrong as i clearly see
ill never fathom. i have 2 children myself and i as their
father would only get into their bed if i had totally left
discipline & generally doing as they are told out of their
upbringing. a child if needing this comfort is almost 100%
likley to ask to get in your bed. this is the insidious
nature of pedophiles. not the whimsical requests of a man
asking a grown woman openly & without hidden agenda. in any
case anybody is quite entitled to refuse anything at all
they find distasteful at their discretion. i have a beard
but im frequently bombarded with comments & the woman whose
opinion is uniquely considered by myself doesnt sway me to
shave it off if i couldnt be bothered for example. it doesnt
mean she craves sexual relations with peach fuzzed faced
young boys does it? i hope this lengthy but by no means
unilateral definition & comparison has impacted at least.
all this is necessary as your comments inspired me to write.
cos u have a very anti male view and im being liberal with
analysis there too. if u have no real hatred for men or
indeed any man then you are subconsciously motivated to
taint the very balance of nature. a chauvinistic neanderthal
on far more obvious denunciation of masculinity would be
branded a lesbian. whatever your reasons hatred channeled &
generally sociopathic rejection of male integrity is
worrying. i would seriously be disturbed if a woman in my
social interactions exhibited this. but i came to your site
in search of something else. i immediately saw you are an
influential & respected individual indeed personal
information is openly discussed on the world wide web with
no inhibitions at all for your opinions. this trust is very
powerful in manipulating ideas & thought. peoples psyche is
dependant on your very words to understand why they feel
resentment & dissatisfaction. this is as powerful a solution
as turning to the church for example when logical process &
endurance wane. they are confused as to basic human rights
and this is solely the assertiveness and conviction to know
what they find acceptable behaviour and conduct. people ask
for opinions & advice or just feel the need to complain.
this is the very existence of manipulation present in todays
modern world. you have to use your influence if you can as
best to spread positive messages. love, compassion, empathy,
understanding and tolerance for example are primary
foundations of decency & respect for every individual to
exist & explore desires & fantasy, creativity & inspiration,
should be encouraged, sexual motivation is no more harmful
than passionate belief in a cause except when encroaching on
anothers rights in any way at all. sacrifice is the key to
unconditional willingness to embodiment of this true higher
good that transcends all perceptions of self gain &
materialistic goals. you should easily distinguish between
wrong & right, yes or no, true and false as easily as the
instinct to blink. resentment is the key to this ability.
forgiveness & rejection of negative impulse is paramount to
this. misplaced aggression is a fundamental factor in the
general decay of humanity. we blame people & circumstance
and are blinded by the true cause of aggression. by the time
we realise we have to direct our energies elsewhere, its too
late. its perpetuation is ensured and while we are trying to
find it, we are defused of all outrage & protest by buffers
or attention deflecting tactics. this is the manipulation of
perception. i have extensively researched this ever
increasing blinding of the masses to the truth. i have
concluded beyond all reasonable doubt that the force behind
this is far deeply rooted so much that the very perception
of physical laws governing our world are completely
distorted. i am currently working on a book about this. i
call it analysis of violence a lunatics perception. i now am
free of all aggression, that is to say misplaced. my
energies are now focused to making people aware of my
discovery. i illustrated intricately my observations to you
previously because i wanted to emphasise the fact that you
are a very astute individual. i refer again to basic logic.
do u for example think people tell u things because they
expect to be influenced towards inherent hostility? do u
really want to achieve that? yes or no? its as simple as
that. if u say no then you are contradicting your very
system of communication for people who use this site. unless
you are inescapably evil as the driving force conspiring to
destroy love itself, then i am saddened but we both know
that is illogical. expenditure of energy in futile or
harmful ways is damaging all points in life personally &
globally. remember love not hate, feed the soul &
spirituality of our world & make a difference. expend energy
in the pursuit of a better world & not baseless general
accusations. if u would like me to say more please say. i
have for example found the root of this cancer further than
religious thought & perceptions of the afterlife. i have
destroyed unshakable perceptions by purely overcoming
unimaginable adversity in the process. yet if i fail to even
start a seed of doubt to follow this path as i have i have
failed.
remember u can disagree and present evidence or argument to
the contrary.
-Paul
Dear Paul,
Uh huh...okay, well...how about you stay here and monitor the
force behind the ever-increasing blinding of the masses so
deeply rooted that the very perception of physical laws
governing our world are completely distorted, and I’m gonna
run grab a sandwich or something.
No, it’s okay, really. You stay here, I’ll be fine.
Note to readers: Fortunately, Paul’s bizarre,
hyper-graphic rant distracted him long enough for social
services to take his children into protective custody.
Nicole McKaigearned a BA in Psychology from Seattle Pacific University and recently graduated from Cal State University with an MS in Criminology. As a girl, she was raised by an enchanting gaggle of friendly woodland creatures in the foothills of the Pacific Northwest, where she frolicked in lush green meadows by day and nested in a cozy thicket by night. She currently exists in post-grad limbo near Seattle, where she survives by scavenging for bits of bread overlooked by native waterfowl. Please submit your innermost problems and superficial worries for Nicole to solve!
