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Steve Hill is an Asswipe: The Plagiarism Scandal!
Steve Hill is an Asswipe
Scandal Rocks PIC!
>>> The Lady's Shave
By staff writer Nick Gaudio
April 5, 2006
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"Plagiarists are the kiddie rapists of the writing world."
-Nathan DeGraaf
Last night, I was lucky enough to not only win ten dollars in a scratch off ticket, but also be informed of some really shitty happenings in
regard to my column. No, not in my writing—more along the lines of plagiarism. Specifically, a reader named only “Alaina” notified me that somebody had
copied my article and posted it as his own on a website.
So, as I am one who does not to jump to conclusions, as well as one who was really high and drunk, I calmly went to this website, and then promptly flipped the fuck out.
As you can see, this is my
fucking article. Some faggot named Steve Hill jacked my piece. First, the thieving fuck changed “slang” to “terms” in the title (as to avoid direct
searching relation, I assume). Then, he deleted my name and put his own. And finally, like the stealing faggot he is, he changed my pun of “Points in Case” to
“website articles.”
"Writers respect copyright laws. Ass-gobbling thieving fucks don’t. Which category do you fall under again, Steve?"
This gets even better. Turns out, our beautiful little informant Alaina was right about more than just my article; this
plagiarist had also stolen from other PIC writers and posted it as his own work all over the internet. Justin, Nate, Dave, Mikey, Dan…nearly everybody was plagiarized under his name, and he’s been doing it for months. One of these
sites included his personal website which he titled “Killingmesoftly.com.” Though it is not a direct “.com,” I’ve thought about notifying his
server and perhaps having them change it to a more appropriate title. Something like, “StealingPICblatantly.com” or perhaps, “I’m a steaming puddle
of bum piss.com.” Turns out his MySpace account also had plenty of our beloved PIC favorites. Another informant who let us in on the MySpace link told us that Hill
had (and I quote!), “A cult following.” To which I said, “This cult following might want to know that their leader is a complete
fuckhead.”
You see, in the 3rd month of my writingship here at PIC, I’m beginning to love all of my fellow writers on PIC (Ali especially). So, I felt obligated to set his shit
straight.
I waited until the morning and saw that Dave had already beaten me to breaking the news to the rest of the gang. Though, he had not, in fact, said anything to the
cocksucker. So, first, I wrote a poem (something you CAN copy, Steve):
The Dick Licker Plagiarist’s Poem
In Illinois, there’s an exhibit called
“The World’s Biggest Living, Breathing Pile of Rotting Cow Excrement.”
This exhibit is actually Steve Hill.
Then I decided to send our piggly little thief an email after venting a little and checking out his MySpace account (recently deleted due to
this incident). The email went:
You fat cocksucker. I'm going to roll you up, smoke you, and shit you out.
-Nick Gaudio, ORGINAL author of " The Proper Use of Ejaculatory Slang"
To which he replied some sappy bullshit story about how he wants to be liked and shit.
Now, as much as I’d have liked to perpetuate this circle-jerk in Gmail (by the way I have 100 invites left, lemme know if you want
one!), I decided that it would be best just to write my response back here, breaking down his excuses and whatnot.
But first, let me give you an idea as to what this kid’s about.
While I’m not allowed to show you a picture of Steve, I’ll break it to you what he looks like. The best way to describe him
is…a child pornography director that looks awfully similar to the fat kid in The Sandlot.
As for his character, Steve Hill is a loser, a wannabe, and a spineless coward. He is not only repulsive, but cock-sucking, incapable, and
obnoxious. He could possibly be the fattest thief the world has ever seen. He has no true friends, as those who are interested in him are so only from his
writings—or better yet, our writings.
For fun, Steve sucks dick from Sunday to Thursday, alternating between black and Asian penis. On the weekend nights, he scrubs out his mouth
with a pubic hair toothbrush and masturbates to Photoshopped pictures of “Skinny Steve” holding his father like a baby. The men who fuck Steve like him plump, so when they’re
asleep, he is made to eat cold Crisco and raw bacon. He owns a Celine Dion CD, a wide selection of twenty-inch dildos and a baton from color-guard in high school. He was
voted “Most Likely to Become Famous for 10 Seconds on PointsinCase.com for Acting Like a Huge Fucking Dillhole.”
Steve is the son of Ted and Dorothy Hill. Ted, while unemployed, is known throughout the neighborhood as a hard-working man. He previously
taught at Rock Valley Elementary School but was suspended indefinitely for stealing pogs, army men, and Candyland pieces from the children. Dorothy is a stay-at-home mom
during the day and a streetwalker at night. Though she’s got a fine ass, she has only one eye, the result of a young Steve cutting it out while she slept.
When asked by the police why he would near-fatally wound his mother and impair her depth perception for the rest of her life, Steve replied, “I wanted to look cool
in front of some people on the internet.” No charges were pressed, as the documentation of the account was lost. Or stolen.
So, that said, let’s look at this bitch’s excuses:
Steve: Nick, I'm taking this as an opportunity to formally appologize.
I didn’t want you to take my insult as an opportunity to apologize, you stupid fat fuck. I want you to cower in fear. I want you
to suck my hairy nuts. I want you to no longer breathe. I want your life to be stamped out with a series of falling anvils. I want everything you hold dear to rot or turn
against you. I want to smash your face in with the back end of an axe and put each limb through a meat grinder. Then I want to feed you to my dog while saying to him,
“This mother fucker thought he was me. Isn’t that quaint Snipes?”
You see, I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns. I hate you like God hates Baptists. I hate you more than any of my ex-girlfriends
combined. You are my enemy, you cock-sucking charlatan.
Steve: I will write a more detailed appology and send it to Court on PIC for the entire site to see as soon as I get the time.
As soon asyouget the time?! As soon as you get the time you’ll fully apologize to us? Oh, pardon me for wasting your time, Mr.
Wannabe Son of a Bitch. I didn’t know that crying about how much you want to be adored on the internet could possibly take up more than, say, 2 hours of your day.
I’m really sorry. I should have realized that you have net-relationships to tend to. But really, what the fuck do you have to do? Is your day that fucking
loaded with copying and pasting that you can’t pencil in a few hours to lick our collective balls? Fuck you. You’ve got the time you sniveling little pussy. Put down the fucking Twinkie and
taste of my sno-balls, bitch.
Steve: It wasn't intended to be like this. It was sort of something that just happened.
And you didn’t intend for it to be like this? What the fuck? I didn’t realize you were an abused newlywed wife. You knew what you
were doing or you’re a fucking retard. Nothing just “sort of happens,” don’t you know Newton’s Third Law of Motion? Jesus Christ. For every
action there is an equal and opposite
reaction, cocksucker.
Steve: I'm a writer, and if you had looked further into my MySpace profile, you would have seen a LOT of work that was actually
written by me.
Well, at least we know you’re not a writer. For one, writers know the difference between hilarious and “halarious.” Writers
know that “apology” has one “p.” Oh, and writers respect copyright laws. Ass-gobbling thieving fucks don’t. Which category do you fall under
again?
Steve: When Steeldivisionclan.com first came to me and asked me if they could use some of my articles, I was happy to lend a
hand.
Fuck that. I know the Code of Hammurabi and I’m cutting them off. I guess you’ll be able to literally lend them your hand
once it’s not attached to your wrist, huh? Guess you’ll be masturbating with your elbows from here on out, huh? Guess you won’t be able to steal any more
things from PIC, huh?
Steve: I saw the amount of people who enjoyed reading it, and I just couldn't bring myself to tell them it wasn't mine.
Well, could you bring yourself to lick MY NUTS? I mean, you owe it to me. Let’s do some math, shall we?
Time it took me to write the articles you ripped: 20 hours, 15 seconds.
Subtract the time it took you to write your apology: 5 seconds.
Subtract the time it took you to copy/paste my articles: 10 seconds.
Total it up. Go ahead.
TWENTY HOURS. You owe me TWENTY FUCKING hours. You know what that means? I want 80, fifteen-minute blow jobs. One every four days for
the rest of this year.
Or, I want six minutes with every girl that has rejected you in the past. That is, five minutes to get them in bed, and 60 seconds to fuck the hell out of them. I’m assuming here that
you’ve been rejected at least 200 times, with that fucking Welcome Back Kotter haircut.
Steve: Once again, I appologize.
-Steve
FUCK YOU. The moral of the story here, you dumbass cowfucker, is that an apology just isn’t enough. I mean, when I was 8, I
hit my sister in the face with a 5 iron and eventually apologized, but my dad didn’t say, “Oh, well I can tell you mean it, son. Let’s go get ice
cream.” Hell no. He whipped my ass for an hour with a leather belt. When I got that girl pregnant and didn’t pay child support? “Sorry” didn’t
work with Judge Braswell. And when I go to heaven and say “Sorry!” and shrug to God, you think I’ll be going to dance in the golden streams of heaven? Fuck
no. You don’t deserve my pity at all.
So to close this out….I award you, Steve Hill, with the Internet’s Biggest Asswipe Award for Uncanny Stupidity in
Plagiarizing from the PointsinCase.com Writers Guild. You were also unanimously inducted in to the PIC Hall of Shame, joining pro douchebag Ben Feder at the
top. You currently hold the records for "Most Articles Plagiarized" (over 30) and "Most Writers Plagiarized From" (nearly all of the current writers on PIC). Quite an
accomplishment for a complete waste of life.
So readers, what do we want from you?
Well, I’m calling a jihad on Steve Hill. If you see him in the streets, throw anything you can find at him. Rocks, bottles, cars. If he
wants to buy groceries out of your store, swipe him with a shovel, pickax, or chainsaw. If he talks to your daughter or sister or mother, rip out his intestines through
his asshole with a vacuum cleaner.
Don’t let plagiarists get the best of PIC. You can help.
And please, use the comment box to show us how bad you tore into him. We’d love to see the fucker squirm.
Thanks,
Nick Gaudio and the PIC Writing Superteam
Editor’s note: Thanks to the folks at SteelDivisionClan.com, who were unaware of the plagiarism and very helpful in resolving
the situation.
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102 Comments
Would-be motherfucking plagiarists, look out. Nick Gaudio, PIC's rabid dog of justice, will fuck you up in a thousand different ways.
Well done.
Fuck that chump. Good job Nick, I hope he realizes what a can of worms hes opened now.
Nice article Nick. Should I copy this one too? Do me a favor. Ask SteelDivision for proof of emails that I sent them containing articles. No part in it? BULLSHIT! They took the shit off of my site. Did I authorize it? No. Did I condone it? No.
I'm getting sick of them putting this all on me like they didn't deliberately take that shit off of my site.
Listen, fag.
You didn't stop them the first time they did it, and continued to let them do it.
Your friends didn't seem to say "that's a great justin rebello article you have there!"
it was more like "god steve you are so funny i might just over look the fact that you look like Louie Anderson's ugly brother."
So, with my deepest lack of respect. Piss the fuck off.
Wow. Nate wasn't lying in his blog when he said "I’ve met snakes with more compassion than Gaudio" but hey, he deserved it.
Burn baby burnnn. You ripped him a new asshole Nick. That is if the pool boy at the shitty motel where he lives out of shame now didn't do it enough.
You deny condoning it, Steve? I thought you finally got the message in our little email conversation, but apparently you remain unwilling to publicly admit responsibility, in spite of your apologies to me and the PIC staff.
So, here are some quotes of yours from the steeldivision message boards. Remember now, these are <b>Steve's</b> words, in reference to various PIC articles that he thought he could steal and get away with:
"...to clear that up, it was written in the beginning of January. First week or so. I think I finally posted it on my site around the 13th or 14th."
"I really hope no one is taking this article seriously. It was all done in absolute sarcasm. Thanks for reading guys."
"Wow...I guess this girl didn't realize the point of the article. Obviously I realize that girls are more emotional...that's why I was arguing the fact that they aren't as sexually driven as men. It's called humor for a reason lady...maybe you should get a sense of that. If you're calling me an animal because of a humor article, then I'm sorry...I'm far from. Maybe my article should have been on why women get so worked up over little things."
"I didn't really think you guys would post this one. It's a lot longer than my usual ones, and that sometimes scares people off."
Do you still deny authorizing or condoning it? DO YOU? Go ahead and die, you fucking moron.
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I concur with Jordan.
Fuck that cowfucker.
Oh, here's another great one. This one was written by Steve in reference to talented writer and non-plagiarist Justin Rebello's 10 Questions for Black People
"Mencia is a homo. He does the same style bits ALL THE TIME, and he has no sense of humor. Oh sure, racism is fun, but use some better material. By the way, <b>I wrote this article back in 2003 or 2004</b>, at least a year before Mencia was even known about by the general public.
Don't be so quick to judge buddy, and for God's sake, lighten up. I find it odd that you're the only person so far who hasn't liked this article, but honestly I don't care. As a writer, I think it's my job to provoke people and anger them. "
Check it out here if you want:
http://steeldivisionclan.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=187&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45
I don't care if the Steeldivision site administrators were the ones who actually hit "copy" and "paste".
YOU REPRESENTED YOURSELF AS THE AUTHOR, AND DID NOTHING TO CORRECT THOSE WHO REASONABLY ASSUMED YOU WEREN'T PLAGIARIZING!
Do you <b>STILL </b>not fucking get it, you moron?
Well done, Gaudio.
Damn David. I thought you said we were cool? Anyways, I got my words mixed up in that last comment I posted. I meant to say I did condone it. My bad. And besides, publicly admitted or not, you have enough proof that I doubt people really care what I say. Other than that, you have the letter I sent to Court yesterday.
Uh huh. You got your words mixed up.
What the fuck ever. Too much bandwidth has already been wasted on you.
What a fucking douchebag. What the hell was he thinking? If he had a fucking life then maybe he would be able to come up with some good stories of his own like you all but obviously he doesn't so he should go to literary hell. Fucking asshole. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who doesn't write their own shit. And Nate's quote at the top of this article should be the word of God. Sicko.
It is the <i>Word of God</i>
The Word of God...eeeoooo.
HAHAHAHA!
Sorry, that's an old family joke. I'm required by Catholic canon to say it...
Now for some good ol fashioned self-inflicted whipping for my sins.
So...anyways...let's return to the Steve Hill bashing now.
I read PIC everyday, and I've been loving Gaudio's stuff just as much as the other writers. To Steve Hill, who joins Ben Feder as the shittiest people alive... fuck off. grow up. take responsibility for your actions. if you were in university youd be out on your ass with no hopes of ever getting in anywhere else. you should be put in shackles, naked of course, so we can all ridicule and egg your small penis, fat, useless, plagarizing, ass.
oh, and steve, i hope your fans realize whose writing they were enjoying. how about you apologize to them too? fucking idiot. Nick- great job tearing him a new asshole :)
I was pissed at first, then I saw Steve's picture. I mean, how can you get mad at an autistic kid. I'm sure he would have some creative and original material to write on his own, but the keys keep getting stuck together because of his retard drool dripping on the keyboard. This only leaves him with the option of using his mouse to copy and paste.
Don't blame Steve, blame the recessive retard gene.
Wow.
Words can't even describe.
I think Steve Hill will cry himself to sleep tonight after a few attempts at suicide...however he might try to plagerize that from Rules of Attraction...thusly...failing all three times. Oh well.
This just proves why you are the almighty in the Holy Trinity.
--Kels
P.S. - This comment was an attempt at something to make you laugh, however I feel like I probably failed in my attempt...but it's the thought that counts right?
Hey, I actually liked this article.
P.S. Steve is so gay that he has turned lesbian. I got that from Will & Grace... because I can actually give credit where it's due. Wow, there's an idea! Asshole.
good job nick--- rain down the fury of hell on his ass..... cocksucker... u deserve it.
let the smiting commence!!! I hope that verbal smackdown helps this douchbag realize what a blood burping cunt he really is.
"When asked by the police why he would near-fatally wound his mother and impair her depth perception for the rest of her life, Steve replied, “I wanted to look cool in front of some people on the internet.”
It took a while to make the decision, but I think this was my favorite joke in the piece. Hey, maybe I'll steal it.
First of all, to whoever said I need to apologize to "my" fans, already done. It's not too hard when you only have about 5 people on the website reading the stuff.
Second of all, where the hell do you get this fat shit from? I weigh 160 lbs and I'm 5'11", since when is that fat? It seems like I'm not the only one who's doing something to feel good about themselves. A little insecure are we?
And, no life? Ahhh, I doubt it. Just because I can't write doesn't mean I have no life. It might actually mean I have a better life. Most of these writers embelish so much it's not even funny. Well, I suppose that's why it is funny.
Anyways, to all of you die hard PIC fans, fuck off. I don't care what you think. I made my apologies, and I meant them...that's all I need to put this behind me. I also thought this article was hilarious.
That's always the way to avoid being fucked up by a lynch-mob. Tell them to fuck off.
Yep. You're a fuckin genius
Fine Steve, you're not fat. Just plump.
So Steve, Nick says your dad's unemployed, you're gay, you cut out your mom's eye, your mom's a hooker and you suck dick, and the fat thing gets to you?
Good point Nathan! I guess it's just the little things like being called fat that bothers a guy whose family's sole source of income is his eyeless mom's hooking. Does anyone know how much she charges? Steve might need a little help now.
Hilarious display of idiocy fer real. What a douche!
sidenote:
that's a cute pussy you got there!
Holy hell... way to go, Nick, and all the rest of you guys-- rip him a new one. You guys are amazing writers, dont let the lil cocksucker take anything away from you.
I would love this guys email so I can send him death threats and fill his inbox with links to saucy animal porn. Do you have it Nick, or do I have to find it on his site?
See Nick I told you that you need to throw some spermicide down the drains or these things can happen. Those drain babies grow up so fast and want to be just like you! Or maybe you can just learn to use a happy sock next time. Anyways I'm thinking road trip to his house for his ball lickings he owes you! And maybe a few kicks in the nuts, teeth, and a curb stomp or two?
Alrighty, Steve. Maybe everyone at PIC is wrong- maybe you aren't a retard, maybe you aren't homosexual, maybe you aren't fat. Hey, I can give you that. I can also give you this;
You are a plagiarizing asshole. I completely agree with Tracey (THAT, dearie, is how you give credit where credit is due); if this were college, you would be out so fast we'd feel an f'in breeze. Now, do us all a favor and go hide back under the rock from which you crawled.
Love ya, PIC! ;)
It's like, sure, you can steal someone's credit card and try to use it once before they cancel it.
Or, you can hack into all their bank accounts online, steal their social security card to have new driver's licenses made, change all their personal information, and THEN steal their credit card.
Plagiarists are burglars.
Asswipes are identity thieves.
Which category do you fall under again, Steve?
I never said anyone on PIC was wrong. In fact, I believe I said I deserve what comes to me in my emails to these guys. That's why I take this article in humor and didn't get pissed about anything said in it. I may question where he gets his "facts," but that is beside the point. I deserve it and I can accept that. The "retard" and "fat" and "insert other insults here" doesn't bother me because you guys don't know me and never will. Call me what you need to if that helps you get over it.
By the way, if you don't write for the site or work for it, you really have no room to be pissed. I understand where these guys are coming from, but the rest of you who are "voicing your support" really have nothing.
As for an asskicking - I doubt it, so you might as well quit talking about it. Threats on the internet are, oh so cool.
Is PIC going to post the apology letter?
Steve Hill: confirmed cocksucking, throat-yogurt loving, manchild in desperate need of a crotch mangling. But, what I can say for him is this, his one eyed, hooker of a mother can tongue-punch a dirtstar better than anyone else on that block.
Keep up the writing all...obviously it's top notch if you've had 2 plagerism issues in the past 5 months from talentless fuckass's
You Steve you should should just stop talking and take the abuse, no matter who dishes it out. I may not have published articles but i sure do know a fuck-tard when i see one. Especially when they dip low enough to steal others work and call it there own. That shit only works in college term papers that no one really reads. As far as the the name calling and what not, you should be glad its that and not someones foot planted in your ass. Besides someone as worthless as you should not even be posting back on this until you get on your knees and lick some balls! I hope you enjoy Frumunda cheese i hear its considered a delicacy in the land of douche bags.
Steve, my insults were obviously taken enough that you felt the need to try to justify your unjustifiable actions.
Now, please, do yourself a favor and stop posting.
If you do not digress, I'll be obligated to give our your email, home address, favorite foods and a list of tasteless poisons.
(cyanide)
We, as readers, <i>shouldn't</i> be pissed? Why<b> the fuck</b> not?
Its like lovin a really fucking awesome underground band and going to an 8th grade talent show where they rip the song and claim it as their own. its angering because you demoralize the whole point of them writing.
What benefit do they have to write for us when they don't get full recognition for it?
Abso-fuckin-lutely none.
You're a fucking idiot and I hope you burn in the 8th circle of hell...where centaurs pull you limb from limb and nail your fucking eyes to a rusty iron wall so you can watch it all happen
Rock on <i>Nick</i>, Rock on <i>PIC</i>
<a href="http://www.mindspring.com/~steve550/amy.html">Steve Hill's Amy Grant Page</a>
Apparently he enjoys good old fashioned christian power ballads.
so uh...whats it feel like to piss off a shit ton of people simply for being a douche?
Here's a little something that I threw together. Enjoy.
<b>S</b>o fucking pathetic.
<b>T</b>oo fugly to even be considered human.
<b>E</b>ver so intelligent.
<b>V</b>ery hard to tell the difference between his face and a pigs muddy ass.
<b>E</b>veryone here at PIC clearly understands his situation... you know... the "he's a complete idiotic asshole that should be severely injured if not killed" situation.
<b>H</b>is mom must have done some major pot smoking when she was knocked up with him.
<b>I</b>ncredibly moronic cock-sucking motherfucker.
<b>L</b>oves to take it in the ass.
<b>L</b>icked a cows balls... not once, not twice, but three times.
why does this make the pic readership look so damnably obnoxious? fuck-tard shit-tard retard? you kids with your insults are just ridiculous. do you honestly type this crap and then sit back from your keyboard saying to yourself "oh yeah, that was sweet, i totally insulted that guy so harshly!"
he plagiarized. we got it. that's a shitty thing to do. nothing you foolishly say is going to change that, so get over it. unfortunately theres no real retaliation available when you simply dont know the kid. its called the internet. deal.
Thanks for the input Steve.
I told you to stop posting, Hill.
But since you won't cooperate.
<i>Steve Hill
394 Asshat Ln., Cuntlick Village
Thievingfuckville, ASS, Canada.</i>
<b>Favorite Foods</b>
Mannaise
Mannut butter
Whole Milk
Black dick
I would like to break each and every bone in your body, you thieving ass clown. And for telling me I don't have the right to be pissed, I think you should be drawn and quartered.
So tell me Nick. How does it feel to get the most comments you've ever had on an article all because of me? I'm feeling pretty damn popular right now.
Second, that anonymous person wasn't me. Have Court check the IP or somethin.
Third, I'm not posting to piss you off. Haven't I said about 30 times already that I deserve what I get? I think so. If you concider that, me trying to start more shit, then you should see someone about that. I'm posting because I enjoy getting more feedback from these foul mouth people who read your articles.
Do you people think that it takes swearing to make me feel like shit? No. All it took was an email from David who was mature enough to take me somewhat seriously. As serious as a thief can be taken I suppose.
Steve claims he is a writer. Maybe the dopey shite should learn to spell correctly.
Moron.
Plagarism sucks, and so does Steve.
What is this, Dr. Phil? Dude, your attempts to diffuse people's right to be angry and blow off some steam in a humorous fashion are pretty lame. Heartfelt, maybe, but all the lamer. I hear Barnes & Noble beefed up their self-help section, maybe that would be a better source of healing for you right now.
Dude, I don't take anything about you seriously. I wanted to make sure you confessed, and I knew that would never happen just by calling you names. Think of me as the good cop to Nick's very, very bad cop.
Now, as I suspected, you've started to get off on the negative attention. It's about the saddest thing I could ever conceive.
Ultimately, it really doesn't matter. People will be enjoying Nick's writing for years to come. You'll be forgotten, probably before my next birthday. More importantly, you won't be able to win back an audience of any kind with your noticeable lack of talent and the stigma of plagiarism.
Everybody over at steeldivisionclan seemed to really like what we wrote, and for a while, you were a real star, I guess. I'm so happy I could play a part in taking that away from you.
I gotta tell you, Steve. It feels fucking <i>awesome.</i> My popularity is now growing and yours...well.. your "popularity" is akin to that of Hitler.
Everybody hates your fucking guts and well, we all know what happened to old Adolf.
But, maybe I'm stretching it out too much... at least Hitler was thin and charming enough to get a girlfriend.
Nevertheless, I've got 6 things to say to you.
1) Click
2) Click
3) Click
4) Click
5) Click
6) <i>Kah-fuckin-pow!</i>
And unlike you guys, I'll be able to move on from this after say...two days ago. Enjoy your ulcer's you get from stressing over me. I'm done here.
And unlike you Steve, we'll be able to move on from this with the talent that you'll have say....never. Enjoy your nothing you get based on your own merit. I'm SO not done here.
<i>"I'm getting sick of them putting this all on me like they didn't deliberately take that shit off of my site."</i>
Oh come on! Stop trying to pawn off the blame and take it like a man (even though that is making a pretty big assumption that you are, in fact, a man).
i once recall being a small child...around 3... coloring with my not so much older brother...i wanted so badly to copy his technique of shading outside the lines....he broke my crayons in half and called me a "stupid cunt"- and so i knew he was a creative genius and DON'T COPY HIS F****** SHIT
- thank you that is all
LMAO
But you did forget to mention that you told dad and he beat me into a nine year coma.
:-:
Irony alert: Steve Hill is an Asswipe sounds an awful lot like Ben Feder is a Douchebag. You plagiarized me, Nick! I'm going to strangle you with your own cock!
Anyway, yeah Steve Hill sucks. I'm tired of this fucking bullshit. How lazy are you you can't write 500 words of funny? I say the new PIC policy for plagiarists is we drive to your house and make you read Ask Nicole columns for hours on end. We'll be cited MLA, APA, Chicago, whatever. Because that's how it should be.
Everytime you post in here steve you just show that you care what we say about you. If you actually were above this you'd just walk away but you keep coming back and to try to defend yourself. Trying is the key word, because you're doing a half-ass job of it right now.
Honestly, I don't think this Steve Hill guy gets it. It's like pouring a foundation for a house one day, and then coming back the next morning to find someone else building their house on it. And it is that bad per article per writer.
Even non-PIC writers are upset because he is misleading them. And even though he is trying to forget about it, the damage is still there. Which is why Nick is going medieval on his ass (from "Pulp Fiction," but originally from somewhere else).
Chuck Norris once challenged Steve Hill to a writing contest. Steve Hill won.
i literally have never laughed so hard at an article as I did at this one. My eyes were watering, my face was red, and I literally could not control my laughter. Trust me in made for quite the awkward moment in the middle of my Torts class seeing how my professor obviouly knew that the topic 'ethics in seeking damages' was not what caused me to look as though I just suffered from some kind of laughing form of terrets. Anyway, keep up the good work, Steve is a loser and all that...
Wow, what a dick licking, fat, hairy man fucking, lard eating, maternally rejected peice of shit. Seriously, why doesnt this guy just hang himself and spare the humiliation of living his life as a cock sucking, shit gobbling, scrotum licking, failed-hooker-killing, STD infected dingleberry on the asshole of the earth. All it takes is one bullet, buddy.
BTW.... Nick, you rock.
Damn so much Steve whoever the Fuck bashing, plus an entire article dedicated to the polesmoker. The last time I've seen anything like this was back when a person (Ramon Chacon) was talking shit to Justin Rebello.
Steve Hill Says "First of all, to whoever said I need to apologize to "my" fans, already done. It's not too hard when you only have about 5 people on the website reading the stuff."
Me: You suck at life. If you personally would like me to elaborate on the first sentence just let me know :o)
Steve Hill Says: "Second of all, where the hell do you get this fat shit from? I weigh 160 lbs and I'm 5'11", since when is that fat? It seems like I'm not the only one who's doing something to feel good about themselves. A little insecure are we?"
Me: Ok fat ass. Yeah, but most normal people are doing things like partying, sports, and your little sister to feel good about themselves. Not stealing other people's comedy articles and claiming it as their own. Seriously it’s awesome how my cock is too big for her mouth. It really makes me feel good about myself.
Steve Hill Says: "And, no life? Ahhh, I doubt it. Just because I can't write doesn't mean I have no life. It might actually mean I have a better life. Most of these writers embelish so much it's not even funny. Well, I suppose that's why it is funny."
Me: True, but stealing shit you didn’t write and posting it on a website as your own shit “when you only have about 5 people on the website reading the stuff.” makes you more of a loser then the slightly retarded overweight half autistic 27 year old white guy who dances on the street corner holding up a sign that says “Eminem Is My Daddy” and trust me that homeslice has no life.
Steve Hill Says: "Anyways, to all of you die hard PIC fans, fuck off. I don't care what you think. I made my apologies, and I meant them...that's all I need to put this behind me. I also thought this article was hilarious."
Me: Number 1. I’m really not that big of a PIC fan. I check out the site maybe 3-4 times a month
Number 2. Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck.
Number 2. Again Fuck You, You Fucking Fat Fuck.
Number 3. You are a fat fuck.
Number 4. You want to put this behind you? Fuck that shit I say either Nick or a guest writer posts a new article every week on how gay you are.
Number 5 No One Gives a fuck what you think.
Nick what up bro? You think you can hook me up with a weekley spot making fun of this tool?
Sorry, bro.
I'm the much hazed "new guy" around here.
If you rely on me, you won't get spot around here until a woman becomes president.
So, I guess you can keep your fingers crossed for 2048.
Go fuck yourself, Steve. You shitbag lying fuckity fuck. I hope you get AIDS and when you find out about it, try to drink off the sadness and in a drucken stupor, accidentally cut off your own dick, only to have a stray cat pick it up and eat it. You are a disgusting human being you son of a bitch.
NIck, I guess this means you are officially the PIC bulldog. Nice to see you settling in.
As for the poser, it just sucks that even when he's caught he can't stop lying. He said he'd broadcast his address, and to my knowledge, that hasn't happened yet.
So let's see...
So far Steve is a fat, untalented, friendless (why else would he do this?),
cowardly, dishonest, attention whore who can't stay away from any type of attention, even when he has to sacrifice dignity and self respect to get it.
I guess it takes all sorts. Or whatever.
I guess the only thing I can say is
Woof.
This may be the first time in quite a while that I've seen someone completely deserving of being strapped in a chair and forced to look at the goatse.cx picture for hourse on end. Congratulations.
I'm glad you layed him out with this article, I'm surprised he thought he could get away with if forever
http://steeldivisionclan.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=167&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30
Has all been forgiven over at Steve's old site?
Looks that way.
Dude, nick ur a faggit. What kind of ass gets pissed over this. A guy who gets his shit pushed in thats who
He Turbo, why are you reading my articles?
Shouldn't you be studying for your GED?
please please please give me his email address
Suthrncomfrt1884@yahoo.com, it's all over the place on SteelDivisionClan.com. Try looking next time.
Please no one email Steve, he's just feeding off of the attention.
Not feeding off of anything. If I was, I think I would have posted over the last 6 or 7 days. The fact of the matter is, I don't care. If the guy wants my email, then he can have it. What's he going to do? He can't say much that hasn't already been said. Chances are, I'll delete it without reading it anyways.
So for much for being "done here", huh Steve?
Wow! It would appear so, wouldn't it? Can't put anything past you guys.
It's amazing you find time to entertain us with your witticisms, Steven. What with all of the dick you suck.
How DO you find the time?
Your restraint in not calling down another whupping through petulant, whiny posts for 6 days, while you still check this post hourly, makes me seriously doubt you'll fail to open hate mail sent your way. And as you read it, it's hard for me to believe you won't be masturbating and choking yourself over the abuse you're recieving. C'mon stevie, if you're coping so well, use your writing skills to convince me you aren't weeping into your pillow every evening while you bite it. Good shit, Nick, but Fuck You; Don't try to pawn this shitbag off on canada
What a complete piece of Shit. He needed to be told how much of a pussy he is. They've actually allowed him to post on their forums again too! Unbelievable! Asshole...
Steven Hill is a prime example of why mothers aren't allowed to drink during their pregnancy. Maybe if your mom laid off the Jack Daniels when she was all preggers with your dumb ass then you wouldn't of grown up to be such a blubbering pussbag.
Really, it's quite sad that all the vodka she pured down her throat had to go and fuck all of your brain cells. That is, however, no excuse to go and copy someone else's work because the last original thought that popped into your mind was "Jello is like....wiggly."
I understand, you're retarded, but they have special schools for you "special" boys and girls out there. School where they teach how to spell things like 'apology.'
I suppose the main concept of my post is that you're retarded, you need a life, you need a fucking friend, and your drunken mother doesn't count you cocke-sucking mother fucker.
It doesn't seem you are properly qualified to teach me how to spell. Cocke-sucking? What the hell is that?
And something tells me that with a name like "lulu," you shouldn't be saying anything about my parents or my stupidity. Either you named yourself and are simply moronic, or your parents were smoking crack and plugging extacy for 9 months.
You know what my favorite thing about irony is? It makes everyone its bitch at one time or another.
It's spelled "ecstacy," dear.
Next time, plagiarize the dead. I hear Whitman's an easy target.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
owned. owned. OWNED.
*muah* to reader Jess.
Yeah, it's a shame that I just don't give a fuck. Isn't it? You guys are right...I'm getting off on all of this negative feedback towards me. Keep it coming, because I love laughing at it.