To-Do List for the Women of America

Mocking women in a manner laced with vulgarity? How novel! Why hasn't that been done <a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/how_to_argue_females.htm">before?</a>

Actually, I'm pretty sure Dice did it before you, and Kennison before him, and Dangerfield before that. And I'm sure the list of others is long and distinguished as well.

way to shit out an article in 5 minutes when you realized your deadline was approaching.... what a piece of crap... This whole website is falling apart. All anyone does now is blogs, which are not part of this site anyway. Daily college quotes are updated about 2-3 times a week, an AIM convo hasn't happened in over a month in a half, away messages haven't been updated since the Atlanta Olympics, and that name screener thing has yet to be functional. Top that off with columnists who write their weekly column bi-monthly at best, and you have a bunch of shit strewn together with absolutely no direction Let's get your shit together points in case!!!!!

i loved it. that was just hilarious. and i'm a girl.

i still keep wondering why guys hate it when girls cry though...

Yes. Nathan. Yes.

You are a misogynistic prophet and I love it.

You must feel like a big strong sexy man now for putting women in their rightful place, right?

I'll bet you do.

You're a smart guy too.
You've obviously been spending alot of time with alot of women, carefully analysing their behaviours and attitudes...
Now you put all their generalised faults into an outrageously funny to-do-list so that women can realise how silly they are, and other men can laugh along at them too.

Tell them to give blowjobs and quit whinging.. That's awesome. You are one insightful guy. No women can cook, how right you are. I've never met a woman that can cook or hold back her tears. They always fuck with stereos too, everyone hates that.
I'm just glad someone finally put it all into perspective with a funny and -original- twist, now I can stop MY bitching and give more head because it's the better way to live.

You're the man.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't PIC supposed to be a collection of humor columns?
Don't comment if you can't take a joke or if you're PMSing.
-Brian

I agree with Brian. If you can't take a joke then fuck you.

I thought it was pretty funny ^_^

And yea, how come guys dont like it when girls cry.

Yeah....uhm...you suck. This shit is unoriginal, and it's not funny. It's the same old stereotypes...
1. I suck dick because I want to, not because I need someone to watch television with...women aren't as insecure as you'd like them to be...or you are. Maybe your prick is so small, the only way you'll get a blowjob is by bargaining t.v. time.
2. Who the f*ck is Dr. Phil?? Jealous of someone with a Ph.D.?
3. You drive everywhere because either because you want to or you pussy-whipped. And let me guess....by shitty music, you mean anything <i>not</i> from whatever decade you're stuck in.
4. Women cry because they feel sorry for you. You want to make them stop? Then quit writing shitty sexist columns, get some new material, or kill yourself.
5. Take your own advice on the bitching....about women...it' won't do you any good, and maybe you'll be much happier.
6. Rational thoughts....since women don't seem to be capable of them, maybe we should just call you everytime we need something fixed. Then, in about 3 or four weeks, after mulling over six packs and video games on a solution, we'll just get upset and do it ourselves. You're right, it doesn't seem rational, lazy f*cks!
7. You want to eat some good food? You don't deserve good food. How about you order out for the rest of your life and get fat, and your unfortunate wife/girlfriend/blowup-doll (if you should even be lucky to have one) can cook for herself since you don't know how to appreciate jack sh*t. Or order out....you DA MAN so you PAY, right???
8. All stories have points, you're just not smart enough to figure them out.

F*CK YOU, and have a shitty f*cking day, Nathan.

Lola, thank you very much for getting all worked up over this. I couldn’t think of a better compliment for this column.

Thanks Nina. I have no idea why I don’t like it when girls cry. But I absolutely cannot fucking stand it. Personally, I’d rather be hit in the face than watch my girl cry over something I can’t fix. Absolutely drives me nuts.

Brian, you’re right. This is a humor website, almost five years old and working on six.

Megan, I actually ran this piece by three different women (ages 21 to 26). All of them agreed that it was funny and that they were guilty of every infraction on the list. I agree this isn’t exactly dripping with insight; perhaps I underestimated the intelligence of my audience. Anyway, thanks for reading.

Thanks Nick and Marianella.

Pepe, you are such an idiot, it’s not even funny. First off, I always write weekly (haven’t missed one yet); Furthermore, my deadline is the same every week. So it never really sneaks up on me. All of your other complaints need be addressed to webmaster, editor and creator Court Sullivan. Though I’ll tell you in advance to fuck off.

I guess if you ran it by three different women, it MUST be true!!! Way to skew your f*cking research. Who were they, anyway? Your mom, sister, and girlfriend? You know what you need, Nathan? You need to be sat down "Clockwork Orange" style with your eyes all forced open and shit, and watch the remake of "Stepford Wives" about 50 times or so....and then it all off with a good ass raping or something degrading...
XOXO

Hey Nate, I see you're getting the same constructive criticism I am. Hey fuckoffs, if you don't like it, abide by the names I have bestowed upon you. At the end of the day, me and Nate are still the writers on this site, and banging mad bitches. What are you douchebags doing? Exactly.

Justin Rebello: If I don't like something, I'm going to write about it...not back down and abide to anything bestowed by you...because it's my goddamned right, fuckface, and I don't like people telling me what I can and can't do. Keeping my mouth shut would just feed your misogynistic ego. You think being a "writer on this site" makes you the shit? Trust me, there are more contructive things to do with your life than writing shitty articles on the web. In case you haven't noticed, everybody is doing it, so deflate your fucking head asshole.
P.S. I don't give a shit what you do at the end of the day, just as long as it doesn't include laying down next to me, cuz I'll bet you suck in bed. Big-talking guys like yourself always do...
P.P.S. "...Banging mad bitches"...keep banging them, I hope you get a fucking STD and your little dick falls right off.

fucking classic nate

Hey you guys should make a site where you make fun of blacks and call them niggers and stuff and make "jokes" about how they should pick cotton. Man, that would be hilarious.

Losers.

This article ensures that, as a writer, you are biased, immature, and uneducated. Your idea of humor is sad, and as James clearly indicated, reflective of a deeper sense of racism. This article serves little other than to show women's rights/civil rights still have a long ways to go. In my honest opinion, you will never have true credibility as a writer for producing garbage like this, unless perhaps you change your name and opinions.

At first, I didnt find this article to be HILAROUS, but after reading the rants from the crazy bull-dykes here, I must say, this is good comedy....keep up the good work Nate.

They called her Lola. She was a douchebag...Seriously, are unfamiliar with the concept of sarcasm? No wonder women are second-class citizens.

you and justin are pretty much not funny at all...and your "sarcasm" is pretty lame too

Justink, go tell your mom she's a second class citizen and see how she feels about that. I know what I am....and it isn't a "bull dyke". It wouldn't matter if I was though, this isn't about me. This is about a couple of stupid guys who get off on putting other people down, under the guise of "sarcasm" and "humor".
Douchebag....boo-hoo...I'm going to go cry for a whole day now because some guy that doesn't know me is calling me names! LOL...Call me whatever you want, it doesn't change who you are though.

Well, well

It sounds as though Justin and Nate were Pen Pals at one point in time. When I say Pen Pals I mean they both used to ass fuck each other back in prison. Obviously this web site displays the type of thinking that someone in prison would have.

Get with the times the use of the word "second class citizen" is so out of date...obviously you were probably too wasted to learn that in college or in prison. You know they have law libraries were you can learn that the only idiots who used that type of language were the inbreed hicks who fucked their sisters. What was your GPA in college a 1.97? Did you just barely graduate or what? The whole purpose of going to college is to confront your ignorance and obviously you didn't do that.

I agree with Chris and James you guys are losers.

Oh by the way nice try on making up other women's names like Marianela, Meg, and Nina. You're so original, especially since every so called "girl" basically made the same comment.

Usually when a man is constantly talking about sucking his dick it is usually very small. From the way your picture looks Nate it looks like you're going bald. Are you having a midlife crisis?

Now, now Justin don't get mad because I'm insulting your boyfriend or is it your fuck buddy, or pen pal? What do you guys call it now a days? Don't get mad. Are you going to call me douchebag or is it bull-dykes? Try and be a little more original.

If you both are gay just come out of the closet and stop insulting females because without them both of you small dick males wouldn't be here.

I love it when the comment box gets more words than the actual column. Makes me feel like I've done right by y'all. Thanks for reading.

How is it that Nathan and Justin have time to respond to all the feedback? Shouldn't they be off date raping someone?

Losers.

Do you love it when your comments are better reading than your actual column? Do all your columns suck as bad as this one?

Man, why is everyone drinking the Angry Bitch Koolaid today? Sure, Nate's column sucked, but Nate's column always sucks, he's just being consistent. And sorry if our free internet columns don't match your Dickensian expectations. Sorry if I'm upset, I just found out Lola Vaughn has a bigger cock than I do.

"Angry Bitch Koolaid". ZING! He's done it again folks. Wow, this kid's hilarious. HILARIOUS.

My boyfriend has a bigger cock than you do, Justin, not me. But there's ways to work around that.....you could always just buy a big monster truck....or get one of those suction devices....or just kill yourself. I know your manhood revolves around the size of your lil dick...oh, and putting people down. Later fucker!

oh for godsake people, chill the fuck out, every man has thought the samething at one point or another. including your boyfriend Lola. it's a fucking comedy article the guy isn't running for president with this column as his platform. the man has a right to say what he wants, if you don't like it stop reading it and leave the guy alone....Nate it was fucking hilarious

You're right Bunni....I mean Justin....I mean Nate....maybe I should chill the fuck out. I think it's obvious that the article sucked, he's paid the price, and I've wasted enough of my time. I just feel really sorry for you guys. But I just might not stop bitching. Cuz I'm a crazy bitch! And guys like yourselves need to somehow LEARN what good humor really is. So you can either shut the fuck up and stop trying to get the last word in....you guys had your opportunity to write....and the comments page is here for people like myself....who can ridicule you forever if we choose to....or just shut the page down.

This is awesome. We're going on 3000 words here, people. Keep it up, Lola. I'm still waiting for an example of good humor, proof that I write comments under a different name, the confession of your failed modeling career, an explanation of why you and Chris have the same email address and one structured point about how this piece makes me even remotely sexist. The dice have been rolled. Lets keep this moving through Sunday please. When I come back from watching the games at my buddy's barbcue, I want at least eight hundred more words. You can do it, Lola. Oh, and Court has an opening for bloggers on this site. You could have your own comment box, then.

What I don't get is Nathan's goofy "I can't believe the feedback is longer than the article" thing. Really? It seems to me that this would almost always be the case. Go check out aintitcool or any other similar site. The feedback is always longer. Same thing with newspapers. I imagine that for any given article the letters to the editor concerning that article would amount to way more material than the article itself.

The only difference is that in this case there's no filter. ALL of the feeback is stored here on this little board/feedbacky thingy. If you look at it that way the amount of feedback is actually quite sad. So this is the "number 2 college humor site"? and there's, what, comments from about 10 people (a couple of which are members of your circle jerk team)? Pretty sad if you look at it that way.

Implying that all females, insofar as they are females, are some how less likely than males to employ "rational thought" is the very definition of sexist.

Loser.

Good humor is subjective. I find your sense of humor, along with others, to be fucking lame. Why should I provide examples of good humor….so you can agree or disagree with me? I’m not interested in getting your approval. As far as you writing under different names, maybe you did, maybe you didn’t. I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who accused you of doing so. Chris is a male friend of mine who came over and wrote a comment while I was logged on. So the fuck what? I want to share your stupidity and lack of humor with others. Compare all the responses. All the responses are structured in the sense that they revolve around your blatant sexism, idiot.
Confessions of a failed modeling career….hmmmm. Why I chose not to pursue a career in the entertainment industry is actually relevant to this column….I find it to be extremely sexist and degrading. I chose to go back to school and pursue a degree instead of investing my time in something I don’t find useful or beneficial to me in the long run. Failure depends on how you measure success. I decided not to measure my success based on who thinks I’m hot or not. <b>Exactly how that makes me a failure, I’d like to know. </b> I don’t want to be affiliated with your site in any other way other than my chosen method.
Have fun stuffing your face, bonding with all your buddy’s, and eating shitty take out since women can’t cook good food anymore. Maybe they’ll all give you blowjobs since your significant other apparently won’t do it.

Just to let you know Lola, i'm neither Justin or Nate. I'm just a girl from BYC who's parents thought it would be funny to name a kid Bunni, pretty much insuring a career in stripping or porn, lucky me. however i do think you need to chill and stop commenting. if you hated the article so much why do you keep coming back?

Lola, you should shut the fuck up. The way that you had enough time to sit here and wait for the next comment to be posted so you could write a novel in response shows how you have no life. And just so you know, I am a girl (not Justin or Nate) and I regularly enjoy their columns. While I don't think this was Nate's best work, I have better things to do than sit here and complain about it. PIC columns are generally quality, and if you really think they're that bad, you shouldn't bother reading. Get a fucking life.

There are way too many things on here to pick apart as fucked up but I would like to say that you calling someone a second rate citizen really truly shows how low of a human being you are. What kind of fucked up person even says a thing like that. Oh and I hope that one of those "mad bitches" that you are all fucking- show you the many wonders of a frying pan upside your fucking head.
The sad thing is, the article *almost* pulled off funny and then at some point you apparently stuck your head up your ass and continued to type. And those "girls" out there that think this whole thing was funny- please stop trying to impress the boys and lastly- if you haven't figured this one out yet, when you date FUCK FACES like these douchbags- your tears no matter how justified are simply an interference in their precious fucking day of watching football at a bbq and trying to hide the other "mad bitches" from your direct line of vision and thus they will do ANYTHING to shut you up. Such silly silly little girls. Seriously- kudos on defending something so damn lame.
Have a fabulous frat boy day!
-Elvlaprena

Elvlapren, I'm gonna hope that second class citizen shit wasn't directed at me. Justin wrote it. My mother was the first female methodist deacon in the state of missouri. I am proud of that. She fought a male-oriented system with a superior intillect and hard ass nature. You would be jealous of her. And by the by, I couldn't be more proud of the women I love. Bunni, email me again, I miss chatting with you; thanks for your positive comments, too. Lola, sorry about your modeling career, but thanks for helping the comment box break 3000 (hell, working on 4000 now). Thanks Kristen. Love you all. And thanks for reading.

This is the worst "article" or whatever bullshit you want to call it , that I have ever read..First off JUSTIN, Women as second class citizens? Is this something you want women to read, do you really think you'll ever get laid now? I mean aside from a fake vibrating pussy or something you picked up on line? I mean c'mon. Bastard.. As for Nate..get some brains buddy. Not everything women do is to piss of men. You forget that women are better at multitasking than men are? I mean sure we can masturbate and watch tv and talk on the phone all at once. I don't think you can lay claim to that. Just maybe when women react this way it's because of you not because we all are emotional things that are just there when you need to screw. Asshole.

Holy Frijoles!!!!! This reminds me of the world record I started with Justin way back when. Lola, maybe if you are lucky, Nate will write an article about your comments, a la Ramon. The only thing I have to say is to Justin, and that you have had multiple articles about how you CAN'T get with any chicks, so I am calling bullshit on your "banging mad bitches" Perhaps Nate is, but not you mi amigo. I agree with most everyone on the posting board. The article was subpar at best, but the response that it had commanded as a result makes it an instant classic. Congrats Nate, I just hope you can illicit the same response next week. Nate, I would not be patting your own back too much on the response because justin had a good 80-90 responses on his article. You have a long ways to go to catch him. Adios for now...

Help me. I don't understand sarcasm. When Justin or Nate says something, I assume it must be true to the letter. Nobody is allowed to be funny. What's going on? Why are there so many colors?

The real tragedy here is Nate stealing all my feedback when you should really be reading Casual Misanthropy, the original Piss Off Cuntrags like Lola Vaughn show. I feel like I should have a torch, so I may pass it.

Yes, he said "cuntrag". Dissect away, you fucking cumcatchers.

Holy shit Nathan.. CONGRATS.
On the hilarity and achieving legendary status.
Calm down bitches, no one's forcing you to cook and suck em' off. Unless you count your brother.

Oh snap. You guys were using sarcasism? Oh, shit dudes, I'm so sorry. So, okay, so when you said that girl can't cook you actually meant that girls can cook. I see. Man, that's hilarious (?). Wait, how is that supposed to be funny?

Wait a minute. You're not pulling that bullshit sporto thing were as soon as a sporto is called out on his sexism/general stupidity he says it was sarcasism, without actually knowing what sarcasism means (here's a hint, it doesn't just mean that you don't mean what you say you mean) are you? I think you might be. Oh sportos. Will you ever learn.

Wow, people need to learn to relax. This isn't an article meant to try and change the world. If you didn't like it, so what, you wasted 5 minutes of your life reading it. Move the fuck on, or better yet, if you don't know how to take a joke, don't bother visiting college <i>humor</i> sites in the first place. I for one thought it was hilarious. Pretty much all of my friends are guys, and they bitch about the same stuff when it comes to women. I usually laugh and agree that it's true. Unless I'm being irrational, then I might start crying and bitch slap the guy. But it's ok because when I'm done crying I'll just give him a blow job to make up for it... as long as he lets me fuck with his stereo that is. Good work Nate!

The great thing about freedom of speech is it allows anyone to say anything that they want. The bad thing is that there are some people out there who think that everyone should have to filter thoughts so as to not offend people. it's a humor site. if you don't like it, no one is making you read it. life is pretty simple that way.

besides, is there anyone out there of either gender who hasn't at one point or another thought that the opposite gender was completely insane or wondered why the opposite gender has such inane quirks? relax and take a joke, you'll live longer.

so, yeah, article was sub par. whoopity doo. at least i didn't have to waste too much time reading it and the vocabulary wasn't too expansive. i'd hate to have actually put some thought into digesting the content there. that might have thrown off the frat brats and sor-whores that actually enjoyed the article.

the comments are entertaining though. both sides have some good points and neither will ever see eye to eye with the other. i think i’ll have to say lola’s comments were some of my favorites.

anyhow, nate, if you keep up the good work, someday you can make it big and start writing those ever so insightful maxim articles. i know that you'll take that as a compliment and i congratulate you now on receiving such high accolades.

now, i think i read up on sarcasm once and saying something like "wow, what a great sense of humor you have nate" might fall in line with that.

the amusing bit is that you play the sarcasm trump card as a catch all while you’re in the process of defending what you’ve said by saying that the women you know agree that it’s true. is it sarcasm or your true opinion? figure it out and get back to someone that cares.

btw – someday if this hobby of yours, writing sharp and incisive articles, doesn’t go anywhere, you could try joining the military or becoming a cop. something where people get to shoot at you.

oh, and i do feel bad that your mother is a religious nut. at least she didn’t turn out mormon or a witness or something really ambitious.

best of luck to you all and keep practicing counting those words. someday you'll make a wonderful counter ;^)

suckit is a fucking golden god. Hey Nate, remember when you were demanding an example of something that's funny? Read suckit's feedback and bask in it's actually funny glory.

Hey Brittney and Bunni: thanks for setting back the plight of women a few hundred years. I guess the mere chance of appearing stupid enough for some sporto to pay attention to you so that your tenuious hold on self esteem might continue for just one more day is well worth it. Oh, what's that? If you listen really closely you can almost hear B&B purging their latest meal.

Losers.

LOUD NOISES!!!

James, quit calling people names. It's just impolite. Have some respect for people.

(Yeah, that should be worth another ten comments.)

Don't worry Nate. The people who didn't get this are the kind of people who classify people as sportos or jocks or emos or whatever. If you knew Nate, you would know who you were dissing. You think he cares about negative feedback. dude'll take any feedback. whatever keeps you guys reading and wishing you understood the world like he does. I read this whole comment box, and not once did anyone actually prove a point. Nate wrote a comedy piece about why men and women don't get along, and a whole shitload of people took it personal. its like, why bother living if this upsets you. maybe i'm biased, cuz i drink with the fuckker and just found out he had this site, but still, i mean shit, your average man to man conversation has more upsetting shit than this. you wanta clasify people, try this: people who are confident in their life and can accept their opinions and people who hate jocks, frat boys, thugs and what not becuase they need something to bitch about. i know him, and he sees people as people. most of you commenting mutherfuckers see them as types, whgich is fucked up. you all are supposed to be college students with open minds. this ain't a highschool popularity contest fuckers. oh yeah, and my woman thought it was funny. after she finished reading, she said, "sorry about that stereo thing, honey. i dint realize how much that upsets you." Nate spoke for me. i don't know who you all speak for.

Sorry about Six, guys. He wrote that while I was in the bathroom. I'd delete it, but that's up to Court. Wow, I need to quit drinking.

<i>While you're at it, don't forget <a href="http://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/2005/09/hardly-playing-race-card.html">this one</a>. He put it on his blog. </i>

That can't be real. It can't.

read the fucker there's the link

Nate, Justin, all you girs that support those immature people,...should be ashamed of yourselves. You rag on people for giving their own opinions on something they don't agree with. Let them rag...like someone said, freedom of speech. Do you guys support the KKK too? You're all a blight on the community....

Lola, James, assorted piles of vaginal discharge...should be ashamed of yourselves. You rag on columnists for writing their opinions on a humor website, and you have no sense of humor, and all you do is piss and moan. Let them write...like someone said, freedom of speech. Do you guys support Hitler, too? You're all a blight on the community....

People, people, calm down.(By that i mean lola) Isn't it funny? I think it's ironic that you ignored the first issue on the article you so fervently critique. Let me enlighten you:

"Quit your bitching.
Outside of a few Justin Rebello columns, bitching has never accomplished anything. Please stop, now. You’ll find you’ll be much happier, and so will I. "

I think its sad children ask their mommies 'mommy, why can't people just stop all wars and be happy?' When they should be asking 'mommy why can't people just quit bitching?'

This is a country based on freedom. So if you don't like the articles you have the freedom to get the fuck out of here.

As long as some women think it's funny its not gonna stop. We'll stop doing them when you stop laughing.

And finally. I dedicate this last paragraph to Lola. Its funny you picked that name since it means 'boob' That would make you a big tittied bitch. Oh yea. You remind me of that video where a woman flips out over <a href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13610">'illegal photography'</a> I would not be surprised if that was like your mom or something.

Now that I own you, <b>GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH</b>

Amen, Raffy, amen

the part about the article that i really thought was tits is how appropriate nate's pic looked next to the "To-Do List for the Women of America" headline. rounded out the article too well.

it isn't that i think these people are upset by people making light of the sexual tension that has and always will exist. i think the real issue is perpetuating shitty, bland and unoriginal stereo types. seriously, i think i read that article three times in maxim already. becase i read them for the articles...

seriously, though, just try to make your stuff a little more creative and a little funnier and you'll do a lot better.

Okay Suckit. For you, I'll work harder at my craft. Please direct me to all of your writings so I may learn from you. Also, do you have any copies of your work in big type? I'm a little stupid. Oh, and I never used the word "sarcasm". That was Justin. If you're gonna insult someone, at least get the person right.

Also, I want to thank you for finally getting to the real issue, which, naturally, is the perpetuation of stereotypes. That is why I wrote this. You see, women still do the stuff on the list. They know it. They know men hate it. And they still do it. They perpetuate their own stereotypes by not changing, just like men perpetuate their own stereotypes by behaving and thinking like I just wrote. You see, that was the point. You got it. I think the point would have been noticed quicker if people had actually thought about it before getting emotional. But what the hell do I know? After all, I'm taking writing advice from someone named Suckit.

su madre es el chupacabra. i mean that in a good way :-)

sorry about the typo. meant to say:

tu madre es el chupacabra.

but i still do mean it in a good way. don't take that the wrong way, now.

the correct form is su, you had it correcto el primero vez.

Nate, why do you need Justin to come defend you with his bitter banter? You're a big boy, you can do it on your own I think.

my spelling goes all to shit after i've been out all night banging mad bitches. Justin knows what i'm talking about. those boys in the rest stop bathrooms don't go easy on you.

why is it that it's always americans who don't know what the fuck "freedom of speech" means?

What it means: the freedom to express your opinion without being jailed or beaten or somehow punished.

What it doesn't mean: the freedom to say dumb fuck things without being called a dumb fuck by people who recognize you as a dumb fuck as a result of the dumb fuck things you've said.

I find it hilarious that a bunch of losers who pretend they are writers don't even know the basics of freedom of speech.

Sport-motherfuckin'-o's. You gotta love em.

James, I never wrote about freedom of speech either. Somehow, I think y'all have problems with Justin. Not me. I am not a hate monger or hate stylist or whatever he is. As i have said before, if you can do it better, do it. And thanks for reading.

"What it means: the freedom to express your opinion without being jailed or beaten or somehow punished"

Personally, I think being subjected to your comments goes well beyond punishment and into the relm of cruel and unusual torture. But apparently I'm just a stupid bulimic with low self-esteem, so what would I know?

Hey Nate, if I suck you off and agree with everything you say will you let me know what my opinions are?

Bunni, you suck me off with regularity and you can agree with Hitler for all I care. And I also highly doubt that one of America's rarely seen post-graduate student/strippers needs anyone to tell her what her opinion is. Of course, I'm also still holding out for that free lap dance so maybe I'm a little biased and a lot hopeful.

Nate, thanks for the email.

For everyone else who wants to complain about how much I bitch and write, take your own advice to me and stop reading my comments. Just like Nate has the freedom to write shitty colums, I have the freedom to comment to my heart's desire.

Raffy, I have B cups.....if you think that's big, you need to get out a little more.

Kirsten, What do you care how I spend my days? FYI....I do tons of other things outside of replying to comments. Don't act like you know me. However, I feel passionate about this, and hence all the writing. Have you ever felt passion about something and decided to speak up about it, or are you one of those submissive bitches Nate wrote about in his column? Thank God I don't know who you are....

Justin, you must be retarded or something. If you know the meaning of the freedom of speech, then how come you can't understand that I have the exact same right to comment on his column? If you can't handle my insults to your boyfriends writing, DON'T READ them.

Yeah about that. Lola, by your argument, abyone who doesn't like your opinion can ignore it (AKA suck it bitches) Therefore by your argument it would be ok to post any sorts of things on public places. Such as dead people and guts on billboards, nudity, grossness etc. After all they can just ignore it, right? We all know this is not hap'nin (oh oh don't do it sistah) So therefore your argument is flawed AKA a piece of shit.

Has anyone ever heard of the term feminazi? anyone?

"Therefore by your argument it would be ok to post any sorts of things on public places." My argument is that I am practicing my freedom of speech.
That doesn't mean that it's okay to post anything. Here's a link to the "freedom of speech that I am referring to... http://www.house.gov/Constitution/Constitution.html
It doesn't give those rights....and I don't either. I don't know what definition you're talking about. You don't make any sense. I think you're so caught up in your anger towards me that your logic is flawed. Calm down, and go read up on the constituion if you're going to use it as a reference.

Aww Nate, you're so sweet. when you're up in NY you can have all the lap dances you want, at the club and in private;) And of course while you are mentioning all my other fabulous qualities, don't forget soon to be published author!

okay, i didn't want to post, but i just wanted to say atlanta is going to be the shiiiiiit. that's alll. i'm out, peace

All Im sayin is Ali Wisch is the exact girl that Nate speaks of in his article.

P.S. who quotes the constitution on a comments box?

P.P.S. Justin if you read this, I think I hate Lola more than you.

P.P.P.S. Nate if this keeps going I think you may just break the record for most responses. Toss Lola a bone, so she can bitch about things on ten more posts.

Ramon, how will histoy remember the Lola Vaugn show?

History will remember Lola as the dumb broad who both quotes the consitution in a comments box, and feels it necessary to read and re-read every comment made so that she may make her rebuttal to everyone. Its like Kiddie Kourt to her I think. She feels like a real life lawyer because she nit picks every comment and even uses a government document!!! Basically she will be remembered as a stupid floozy mad at the world

Oh man, this is the reason I come to work each day....

Really people, all you're doing with all the posting is making his head get a little bigger (I realize I too am aiding in the head growth thing, but I like a man with a big head...)

Anyway, every girl reading this article has done all of those things. Could it be that those women who are upset have been recently told by someone they care about (ie boyfriends) that they are annoying and to stop touching the stereo?

ew. ramon.

Yea ladies - that's why you have a forehead, so that I have a place to kiss you after I've cum in your mouth !

ewwwwwww....... let me guess-- you're sitting at home in your mother's basement jerking off to some sketchy porn (not nathan, but PhD). At least try to say something funny

Ok, seriously PhD...thats why we have foreheads? What is it with guys and kissing after a blowjob??? If we're willing to swallow the stuff, you all should be willing to kiss us after. It's just the fair thing to do

So I finally got through all this feedback (drama was just as good as 24), and I think we should all direct our attention to the most underrated comment here:

"I'm still waiting for...an explanation of why you [Lola] and Chris have the same email address."

Responded with: "Chris is a male friend of mine who came over and wrote a comment while I was logged on. So the fuck what?"

That is amazing. Point: Nate

P.S. Justin your wit goes unmatched, and Nate your my scumbag idol.

Whew!......prolly didnt think you had that many readers up untill this point huh? Or that people take their humor articles so serious.
Congrats Nate, drinks on me if your ever in the Detroit area.

Yeah right, Nate. Like you need a blowjob to encourage you to watch the O.C.

I think if you were in the middle of an O.C. episode, you might even turn down a blowjob.

Damn...since I'm a lil drunk now I actually took the time to read half the posts and all I gotta say is...

People are kinda gay and can't take jokes for shit.

I also think Lola needs to admit she doesnt have a boyfriend and is really a butch lesbo fem who is so pissed her vibrator batteries died that she had to take her anger out on the world

...but then again i'd prolly be pissed if i was a lesbo whos way to ugly to get her snatch licked

Being bored, I took the time to read every fucking comment here. Albeit belatedly, my thoughts:

Firstly, Sarcacism isn't a word. It isn't even a funny non-word.

Secondly, Nate was clearly hired because of his views, sometimes humorous, about such issues. If you wanted a sensitive, well-reasoned article about the merits of both genders, you came to the wrong place.
Getting mad at Nate for material that could be construed as making sexist generalizations is like getting mad at Chris Rock for material could be construed as making racist generalizations.

Thirdly, to Lola. I'm sure you're a perfectly reasonable, intelligent, heterosexual female. But if you truly feel passionate about these issues, posting a comment in a box after reading one of Nate's article isn't going to do very much. The people that read his comments are probably the same people that read his articles. And you're not going to effect very much change by spewing vitriol at him here.

Thanks.

I couldn't even get half-way through all these comments. But from what I did read, some people need to get a sense of humor. Some of that stuff does apply to me, except I can cook and I don't listen to Dr. Phil. And, believe it or not, my last boyfriend cried more often than me. And I'm pretty sure I know that blow-jobs make up for everything, but thanks for the reminder.

Great column, Nate.

Lola Vaughn you are one mad chickybabe and I want you to have my babies so much. They would turn out so well, just like a terminator, only human (well I would hope so).
Seriously though Lola the children would bring calamity to the world. You should really consider it; you should really consider becoming a comedy writer too, as I am sure you have kept nearly everyone entertained as much or even more than Nate's actual article. Don't worry Nate, Lola will probably still hunt you down if she becomes a comedy writer or a terminator.

Well best of luck Nate

And Lola I hope you never change. :)

Any girl who says that she can't identify herself in at least THREE of those points in the article is frankly full of shit.

I'm a girl and the only thing is, I can cook (my dad taught me, actually), and I don't cry that much or watch dr. phil. Of course I don't watch the OC either so maybe my entire line of logic is flawed ....

man alive. Raging bitches. The lot of ya. And Lola. Damn. You're just wretched, aren't you?
I dig Justin and Nate's articles. You ever see that Chris Rock stand up special where he's talking about how girls will jam to the most vulgar rap song about females? "Stick it in her eye-Blind the bitch" etc., and when confronted, girls will be like, "He's not talking about me!" and they continue to jam to said vulgarity? I'm that girl when reading your article. Even though I can barely make cheerios and I cried to a damned country song today. Which was on my buddy's car stereo as a result of my fiddling.
Just thought I would get you to the 90 mark!

Wow, I'm almost exhausted after reading all these comments, but I'd say it kept me interested the whole way through. I'm actually commenting because after all this Bunni sounds really cool and I'm interested in the book she's having published (well at least I'm guessing it's a book, if not I feel silly). I'm kind of interested in reading what Bunni has to write about so if you'd be so kind, I left my e-mail.

And while I'm at it, I've been a PIC fan for a couple years now and I've loved every minute of it. Keep up the good work Nate and Justin. You two are great!

Is there any point in commenting now? Perhaps not but still, I'm a bitch that needs to get her voice heard. :P Seriously people, it's all good and well to stand up for your opinions and for people where they are being slighted, however noone is being slighted here. It's not as if Nathan is spewing bullshite filled with hatred now is he? We've all been guilty of stereotyping, and it's OK as long as it's done in good humour, such as this article. When stereotypes are used to slander with malicious intent then by all means rant and rave with righteous rage. Now, Lola, I am not a shallow, small-minded girl or a chauvinistic's lapdog, but I do have to say, babe, be cool!

Irish bitch signing out :P

Also, it is true, blowjobs *do* make up for everything. It's fantastic really.

"This is the worst "article" or whatever bullshit you want to call it , that I have ever read..First off JUSTIN, Women as second class citizens? Is this something you want women to read, do you really think you'll ever get laid now? I mean aside from a fake vibrating pussy or something you picked up on line? I mean c'mon. Bastard.. As for Nate..get some brains buddy. Not everything women do is to piss of men. You forget that women are better at multitasking than men are? I mean sure we can masturbate and watch tv and talk on the phone all at once. I don't think you can lay claim to that. Just maybe when women react this way it's because of you not because we all are emotional things that are just there when you need to screw. Asshole."
"Gaia"

WoW ur kinda a bitch arent ya? I kno this may be a late feedback, but, girl u really ought to knoe that in every aspect of this column Nate is correct.
So get over it
GJ Nate and keep up the good writing

Lola Vaughn,

It's called a Midol.

Bitch.

great , keep it up. and be avtive on responding other peoples that wanna pick a fight , that part is funny to