BIRMINGHAM, AL—Sen. John McCain has announced he will dress in blackface for Halloween tonight in a bid to capture the late, undecided African-American vote. Read More »

Today I saw thousands of people downtown walking around. I asked one of them what they were all walking for and she said "lymphoma."

First of all, why do so many people want lymphoma? Read More »

Can we talk about something else for once? I feel like all we ever do is remember.

Whatever happened to "never say never," huh? We can't go on like this forever, all this remembering is weighing on my mind like a ton of bricks.

I'll pretend you didn't said anything, okay? Let's just start at ground zero and build from there. Read More »

When we aren't serving up ads for the latest Ben Stiller blockbuster or rot your teeth like a meth addict but too colorful and tasty with vodka to pass up soft drink, occasionally we serve some banners that reflect the content of a page (so you can learn more, for example, about products offered by Read More »

Please do not read this blog entry if you are currently feeling down, depressed, sad, like you're "in a funk," or if you've missed your daily dose of Prozac or testosterone. Feel free to come back to it when you're manic or through having sex though.

Paul Frank: I just found out my friend died from Facebook. Holla. Read More »

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K Si sent me this lovely story that doesn't quite fit anywhere else on PIC, so I thought I'd "squeeze it in" on my blog. Enjoy.

As told by "Molly" at a little bonfire/get-together this past Saturday. Read More »

Is it me or do all black twins look alike?

Not trying to be racist here, you know, but how do Chinese people get contacts in their eyes?

It's no wonder Japanese people have a different slant on the world, right?

If an Eskimo bakes a pie, is it ever hot? Read More »

My cat, Trevor, jumped over the short bottom pane of my window (the middle opens out) at 4am the other day trying to get to a 6-inch window sill on the outside. Unfortunately, he must have missed the window sill because the next thing I knew he was 6-7 feet below it on a 3-foot wide ledge, pacing and meowing frantically 4 stories above traffic. Read More »

Like Nate, I too am carless (though voluntarily, not by force of law). Read More »

The unthinkable happened to me yesterday: a homeless man gave ME money.

I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it's true. Read More »

I keep a file on my computer called "Blog Bank." I'm sure many of you have the same thing - it's full of ideas for funny blog entries that I didn't feel like writing when I thought of them. Just kidding, your file is probably called "Blog Robbed." Right? Read More »

It's funny to look back at this post almost 2 years ago and think that adding bright yellow buttons to the top of PIC was considered a big change. But after 8 years of the old school PIC look, an ugly masterpiece carefully crafted and re-tweaked every year in Microsoft Frontpage (the biggest headache I've ever known), it was clear the site was due for a serious upgrade. Read More »

Still wondering whether it's worth making the trek down to the polling precinct that you may or may not even know how to get to? The answer is no, five times over.

1. The line is really long. Read More »