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Thank Me Later|
By Casey Freeman
Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.
A Loon with a View|
By Andrei Trostel
Sarcastic, eye-opening observations from someone crazy enough to tell you the truth and leave you questioning your own reality.
By Ashley Garmany
The humbling account of one girl's journey thru singledom as she pursues new adventures & relationships yet always ends up fucking herself.
Hungry Hungry Hippocampus
By Jeff Gassen
Food for thought, if your brain ran on sophisticated overinterpretation, critical drinking skills, religious paradox, and strategems.
By Mike Lamb
Like being tied up & thrown into a windowless van made of dark comedy, fueled by psychotic drunken tales of sex, drugs, & the apocalypse.
By Codie Leiker
Absurdly witty tales of Midwest life from a lady with a penchant for pop culture references, boxed wine, and Star Wars-nights in her Forever Lazy.
By Cole F.M.
A wordsplosion of idiocy and advice so profound, you'll be left winded and wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
Nick Moose's View|
By Nick Moose
ADD-fueled power comedy from the nicest self-centered perspective you'll ever read.
By Jacob Trowbridge
A twisted yet precise approach to every hip twitch and pelvic maneuver you'll need to bend life over and pleasure it into submission.
By Nathan DeGraaf
A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick.
Much Love with Jimmy Pudge
By Jimmy Pudge
The life and times of a lowlife living the high life. There's always a party in Jimmy's pants, and you're invited. P.S. He still loves you, crazy Waffle House bitch.
Talking Out of Turn|
By Jessica Wachtel
The firsthand account of one girl's quest to navigate through a world of the absurd, while keeping her common sense about her.
Gay for Girls
By Yaro Shepherd
A thorough, intelligent examination of the male psyche and the pressures of society, sprinkled liberally with boobs and drinking.
By Andrew Richardson
The engrossing stories of a habitual criminal, womanizer, and blackout drunk—sometimes violent, sometimes petty, always hilarious.
Art School Dropout
By Bill Dixon
Intimate tales of life, love and self-absorption through the narcissistic lens of an art school dropout looking for adventure.
Peter Pan Syndrome|
By Alex Boonstra
A maelstrom of exaggerated fables from a narcissist clinging to his youth through comedy.
Cell F Indulgence
By JW Emerson
The sexual, egocentric thoughts of a man who lurks in the dark corners of your mind, ready to corrupt your thoughts.
By Brent Stone
The mildly misogynistic ramblings of a young man struggling to walk the line between being happy and being sober.
About Last Night...
By Ali Wisch
A candid account of the sexcapades and relationships of a post-college girl in search of Mr. Right, and her experiences with Mr. Right now.
By Robert King
In-depth, absurd and hilarious backstories and breakdowns of funny videos posted to our partner site, Break.com.
Ask Fugly Slut
By Fugly Slut
Simultaneously titillating, repulsive, and insightful advice from a 237-year-old bisexual Civil War veteran hungry for love.
Standards of Propriety|
By Charlie Mihelich
An enticing collection of short stories that read like a fine chianti paired with a meticulously seasoned porterhouse.
By The Man
A short story series offering an existential glance into the life of one of the most pitiful specimens of man and his relentless attempts to get laid.
The Strumpet's Trumpet|
By Allison Parks
An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt.
By Don Joe
Office comedy from a guy stuck in the company from Purgatory, fighting the machine but never inflicting any damage.
By Paul Frank
Outrageous and absurd comedy with no point other than to make you laugh, or run home screaming bloody controversy.
The Alcoholic Medium
By Allen Waters
A drunk, R-rated version of Chicken Soup for the Soul from the intoxicating and irreverent mind of a professional frat guy.
By Eric Ott
A triple malt blend of truth, lies and a splash of crazy, from a self-indulgent humanist nice enough to slip something into your drink.
The Weight of the World
By Atlas Jobinson
An illuminating look at the faults of society through the eyes of an eternal pessimist.
Rollercoaster of Drama|
By Simonne Cullen
An intimate look at the in's and out's, he said/she said's, and irreverent monotony of college life at a small liberal arts school.
Against Your Will
By Jonathan Marine
An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.
Bang for Your Buck|
By David Nelson
An edgy and inspirational approach to the best and worst parts of life that will get inside your head and kick your brain's ass.
No Gag Reflex|
By Mike Cannon
The trials and tribulations of a bottom-feeding NYC comedian with the work ethic of a Thai sweat shop kid, and the sexual ambition of a 16-year-old bulimic girl.
The Scholarly Tabloid|
By E. Mike Tuckerson
An objectively opinionated exposé of current collegiate issues and quirks of the modern world, without regard for accuracy or morals.
By J.M. Lucci
Off-tilt observations of the unnoticed perks of college life, because sometimes a normal, hedonistic experience just isn't enough.
The Lady's Shave|
By NG Hatfield
The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge.
Up Shit Creek|
By Michael Curtiss
The uncouth misadventures of an unwarily optimistic Floridian caught paddling with nothing but his hands.
By JD Boston
An offbeat, laugh-out-loud look at the finer points of college life from the inappropriate mind of a cynical Bostonian.
The YouTube Critic|
By Harold Longfellow
A look at the best and the worst YouTube has to offer by a man driven to internet writing after rejection from the cruel world of cinema.
Three Beers Deep|
By Chris Phelan
An assortment of guides, stories, and observational humor from a guy who realized writing a weekly column can't be done sober.
Balls to the Wall|
By Dan Opp
A critical, humorous take on the sports world from a self-diagnosed sports addict looking for the ultimate fix.
Edited for Content|
By Mike Forest
A wry, often smiting look at life and society. Fulfill your inquisitive urge with these thoughtful, deliberate 1-2 punches.
Points in Case|
By Court Sullivan
A compilation of the oddest and most intriguing aspects of college life. The original college humor column that started the website in 1999.
By Nicole McKaig
General college advice and perspective. Lost your keys? Ripped your jeans? Chances are you need to ask her something!
The News: JAY KAY!|
By Amir Blumenfeld
A collegiate approach to current events. Not since The Daily Show have kids been so inadvertently and comedically informed on the issues.
By Court (the deer)
Straightforward hunting, outdoors, and general life advice from an optimistic, big-buck whitetail out of Charleston, WV.