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Starting Lineup
Thank Me Later
By Casey Freeman

Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility.

Primal Urges
By Nathan DeGraaf


A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick.

Peter Pan Syndrome
By Alex Boonstra

A maelstrom of exaggerated fables from a narcissist clinging to his youth through comedy.

The Weight of the World
By Atlas Jobinson

An illuminating look at the faults of society through the eyes of an eternal pessimist.

The Classy Bastard
By Eric Ott

A triple malt blend of truth, lies and a splash of crazy, from a self-indulgent humanist nice enough to slip something into your drink.

A Loon with a View
By Andrei Trostel

Sarcastic, eye-opening observations from someone crazy enough to tell you the truth and leave you questioning your own reality.

Experimental Comedy
By
Paul Frank
Outrageous and absurd comedy with no point other than to make you laugh, or run home screaming bloody controversy.

The Alcoholic Medium
By Alex Bash

A drunk, R-rated version of Chicken Soup for the Soul from the intoxicating and irreverent mind of a professional frat guy.

Ask Fugly Slut
By Fugly Slut


Simultaneously titillating, repulsive, and insightful advice from a 237-year-old bisexual Civil War veteran hungry for love.

Nick Moose's View
By Nick Moose

ADD-fueled power comedy from the nicest self-centered perspective you'll ever read.

No Gag Reflex
By Mike Cannon


The trials and tribulations of a bottom-feeding NYC comedian with the work ethic of a Thai sweat shop kid, and the sexual ambition of a 16-year-old bulimic girl.

Beaver Fever
By Alex Willen


The mildly misogynistic ramblings of a young man struggling to walk the line between being happy and being sober.

Against Your Will
By Jonathan Marine


An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.

 
Vacationing
The Rollercoaster of Drama
By Simonne Cullen
An intimate look at the in's and out's, he said/she said's, and irreverent monotony of college life at a small liberal arts school.
The Strumpet's Trumpet
By Allison Parks
An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt.
Atypical Man
By The Man


A short story series offering an existential glance into the life of one of the most pitiful specimens of man and his relentless attempts to get laid.
Bang for Your Buck
By
David Nelson
An edgy and inspirational approach to the best and worst parts of life that will get inside your head and kick your brain's ass.
Retired
The Scholarly Tabloid
By E. Mike Tuckerson

An objectively opinionated exposé of current collegiate issues and quirks of the modern world, without regard for accuracy or morals.
Fringe Benefits
By J.M. Lucci


Off-tilt observations of the unnoticed perks of college life, because sometimes a normal, hedonistic experience just isn't enough.
The Lady's Shave
By Nick Gaudio


The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge.
About Last Night...
By Ali Wisch


A candid account of the sexcapades and relationships of a college girl in search of Mr. Right, and her experiences with Mr. Right now.
Casual Misanthropy
By
JD Boston
An offbeat, laugh-out-loud look at the finer points of college life from the inappropriate mind of a cynical Bostonian.
Up Shit Creek
By Michael Curtiss

The uncouth misadventures of an unwarily optimistic Floridian caught paddling with nothing but his hands.

The Hard Way
By Mike Faerber


A retrospective guide to surviving and making the most of your college experience. Learn how to do it right... from the guy who always gets it wrong.

The YouTube Critic
By Harold Longfellow

A look at the best and the worst YouTube has to offer by a man driven to internet writing after rejection from the cruel world of cinema.
Balls to the Wall
By Dan Opp


A critical, humorous take on the sports world from a self-diagnosed sports addict looking for the ultimate fix.
Three Beers Deep
By Chris Phelan

An assortment of guides, stories, and observational humor from a guy who realized writing a weekly column can't be done sober.
Points in Case
By
Court Sullivan

A compilation of the oddest and most intriguing aspects of college life. The original college humor column that started the website in 1999.

Edited for Content
By Mike Forest


A wry, often smiting look at life and society. Fulfill your inquisitive urge with these thoughtful, deliberate 1-2 punches.

Ask Nicole
By
Nicole McKaig

General college advice and perspective. Lost your keys? Ripped your jeans? Chances are you need to ask her something!
Text-Heavy
By Emmanuel Witzman


Intriguing college observations and witticisms from the refined, yet curiously comedic voice of a Canadian university student.
The News: JAY KAY!
By Amir Blumenfeld
A collegiate approach to current events. Not since The Daily Show have kids been so inadvertently and comedically informed on the issues.
Deer Court
By Court (the deer)


Straightforward hunting, outdoors, and general life advice from an optimistic, big-buck whitetail out of Charleston, WV.

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