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| Starting Lineup | |
Thank Me LaterBy Casey Freeman Reports and wisdom from a college grad lamenting the end of dining hall food, forbidden dorm sex, and a complete lack of responsibility. |
Primal UrgesBy Nathan DeGraaf A showcase of one male's pathetic attempts to fight his basic instincts and grow up, despite the fact that the very idea makes him sick. |
Peter Pan SyndromeBy Alex Boonstra A maelstrom of exaggerated fables from a narcissist clinging to his youth through comedy. |
The Weight of the WorldBy Atlas Jobinson An illuminating look at the faults of society through the eyes of an eternal pessimist. |
The Classy BastardBy Eric Ott A triple malt blend of truth, lies and a splash of crazy, from a self-indulgent humanist nice enough to slip something into your drink. |
A Loon with a ViewBy Andrei Trostel Sarcastic, eye-opening observations from someone crazy enough to tell you the truth and leave you questioning your own reality. |
Experimental ComedyBy Paul Frank Outrageous and absurd comedy with no point other than to make you laugh, or run home screaming bloody controversy. |
The Alcoholic MediumBy Alex Bash A drunk, R-rated version of Chicken Soup for the Soul from the intoxicating and irreverent mind of a professional frat guy. |
Ask Fugly Slut By Fugly Slut Simultaneously titillating, repulsive, and insightful advice from a 237-year-old bisexual Civil War veteran hungry for love. |
Nick Moose's ViewBy Nick Moose ADD-fueled power comedy from the nicest self-centered perspective you'll ever read. |
No Gag ReflexBy Mike Cannon The trials and tribulations of a bottom-feeding NYC comedian with the work ethic of a Thai sweat shop kid, and the sexual ambition of a 16-year-old bulimic girl. |
Beaver FeverBy Alex Willen The mildly misogynistic ramblings of a young man struggling to walk the line between being happy and being sober. |
Against Your WillBy Jonathan Marine An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole. | |
| Vacationing | |
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Rollercoaster of DramaBy Simonne Cullen An intimate look at the in's and out's, he said/she said's, and irreverent monotony of college life at a small liberal arts school. |
The Strumpet's TrumpetBy Allison Parks An enchanting collection of real-life tales from the sexy, fast-paced lifestyle of a bachelorette with a knack for kicking up the dirt. |
Atypical ManBy The Man A short story series offering an existential glance into the life of one of the most pitiful specimens of man and his relentless attempts to get laid. |
Bang for Your BuckBy David Nelson An edgy and inspirational approach to the best and worst parts of life that will get inside your head and kick your brain's ass. |
| Retired | |
The Scholarly TabloidBy E. Mike Tuckerson An objectively opinionated exposé of current collegiate issues and quirks of the modern world, without regard for accuracy or morals. |
Fringe BenefitsBy J.M. Lucci Off-tilt observations of the unnoticed perks of college life, because sometimes a normal, hedonistic experience just isn't enough. |
The Lady's ShaveBy Nick Gaudio The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge. |
About Last Night...By Ali Wisch A candid account of the sexcapades and relationships of a college girl in search of Mr. Right, and her experiences with Mr. Right now. |
Casual MisanthropyBy JD Boston An offbeat, laugh-out-loud look at the finer points of college life from the inappropriate mind of a cynical Bostonian. |
Up Shit CreekBy Michael Curtiss The uncouth misadventures of an unwarily optimistic Floridian caught paddling with nothing but his hands. |
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The YouTube CriticBy Harold Longfellow A look at the best and the worst YouTube has to offer by a man driven to internet writing after rejection from the cruel world of cinema. |
Balls to the WallBy Dan Opp A critical, humorous take on the sports world from a self-diagnosed sports addict looking for the ultimate fix. |
Three Beers DeepBy Chris Phelan An assortment of guides, stories, and observational humor from a guy who realized writing a weekly column can't be done sober. |
Points in CaseBy Court Sullivan A compilation of the oddest and most intriguing aspects of college life. The original college humor column that started the website in 1999. |
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Ask NicoleBy Nicole McKaig General college advice and perspective. Lost your keys? Ripped your jeans? Chances are you need to ask her something! |
Text-HeavyBy Emmanuel Witzman Intriguing college observations and witticisms from the refined, yet curiously comedic voice of a Canadian university student. |
The News: JAY KAY!By Amir Blumenfeld A collegiate approach to current events. Not since The Daily Show have kids been so inadvertently and comedically informed on the issues. |
Deer CourtBy Court (the deer) Straightforward hunting, outdoors, and general life advice from an optimistic, big-buck whitetail out of Charleston, WV. |










Thank Me Later
Primal Urges
Peter Pan Syndrome
The Weight of the World
A Loon with a View
Experimental Comedy
The Alcoholic Medium
Ask Fugly Slut
No Gag Reflex
Beaver Fever
Against Your Will
The
Rollercoaster of Drama
Atypical Man
Bang for Your Buck
The Scholarly Tabloid
Fringe Benefits
The Lady's Shave
About Last Night...
Casual Misanthropy
Up Shit Creek
The Hard Way
The YouTube Critic
Balls to the Wall
Three Beers Deep
Points in Case
Edited for Content
Ask Nicole
Text-Heavy
The News: JAY KAY!
Deer Court

