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Chuck Norris Social Life Facts:

The devil wears Prada. Chuck Norris made him.

Chuck Norris is trying to bring back the "fanny pack."

Chuck Norris clutches the hell out of his Coach bag.

Chuck Norris was originally slated to appear on the first Street Fighter video game until the producers of the game noticed that every button pressed resulted in a roundhouse kick to the face. When asked about the glitch, Chuck Norris replied, ''What glitch?''

Chuck Norris refuses to put a song on his MySpace page until Wilson Philips' MySpace is no longer under construction.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in fairy tales. He thinks you should only find happy endings at the strip club.

Chuck Norris once tried to enter an Ugly Contest and was told, "Sorry, no professionals."

When Chuck Norris uses Verizon Wireless, you can't hear him now.

Chuck Norris is the only person with no matches on eHarmony.com.

Chuck Norris stayed in high school for 7 years until someone finally signed his yearbook.

Chuck Norris is the only man who can enter a strip club with $500 and leave with $500.

On Facebook, Chuck Norris has no pictures tagged by others.

Chuck Norris is Jesus to mindless, trend-loving Americans. He even turns water into wine coolers.

Chuck Norris was in the Hitler Youth.

Chuck Norris lives on an island surrounded by a sea of his own tears.

Chuck Norris always pours his beer into a glass before drinking it. He giggles like a schoolboy when the glass produces head, then slurps it down like a fag.

Chuck Norris 2006: Spin-kicks for Breast Cancer Research.

Chuck Norris once sent himself flowers on Valentine's Day to trick people into thinking he had a girlfriend. Too bad he signed the card, "From Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris gives all his friends back, sack and crack waxes. But he is very gentle with them.

Chuck Norris cried after 15 minutes on the IGN Vestibule.

Chuck Norris paid for a beer in a dirty glass with money out of his coin purse.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.

Chuck Norris has the ultimate World of Warcraft character! But he joins parties and leaves halfway through and always causes guild drama.

During his first night at college, Chuck Norris drank a beer and puked all over himself. Thus, the phrase "chucking" was born.

Chuck Norris has no friends on MySpace.

It is no happy coincidence that Chuck Norris and LaToya Jackson have never appeared in public together.

Chuck Norris goes to bars and slips roofies into his own dirty martinis in hopes of getting picked up.

Chuck Norris once went into a bar and was heard saying, “I’ll have a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.”