Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Sex

Chuck Norris Sex Facts:

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. During his stay he was arrested while attempting to have sexual intercourse with an island.



Chuck Norris' penis is so small that when he has an orgasm the sperm are released in a single file line.



Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are known as The Islands.

Chuck Norris once fucked his sister, because if anyone is going to fuck his sister, it's going to be him!

Chuck Norris proves that everything isn't "bigger in Texas."

Chuck Norris is the leading cause of abstinence.

There are indeed horses hung like Chuck Norris. These horses die alone.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can't have sex with 25 gold
coins.

Chuck Norris is so great, he doesn't need to hurt the author of Anti-Chuck Norris facts. He's too busy having sex with his wife and three
daughters.

Chuck Norris once asked a group of people, "What's white, sticky, and falling from the sky?" Chuck Norris then licked his lips, rubbed his hands,
and replied "The cumming of the Lord."

If Chuck Norris has fucked every woman in the world, then he has done his own mom.

Chuck Norris is the only person whom the Axe Effect Deodorant Spray will not work on.

Chuck Norris gives better rimjobs than West Coast Customs.

There are now over 100 official sex "maneuvers" popular in the gay community known simply as "The Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris was once seen following a girl out of a bedroom at a party saying, "Listen, I'm sorry, that doesn't usually happen..."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris came over for dinner once and raped me. It was the worst forced sex I have ever had.

Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Too bad Chuck Norris is a guy.

Chuck Norris masturbates furiously in a corner whenever he sees a Bowflex commercial.

Chuck Norris once had sex with a woman, but his orgasm was so powerful it blew a hole threw her. Then he cried and tried to cuddle with her
bleeding vagina.

Chuck Norris doesn't like fat chicks. He loves them.

Chuck Norris is a chronic self-deprecating masturbator.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors. Who knew so many people could die of laughter?

Chuck Norris' penis has master envy.

Chuck Norris' ejaculatory fluid is composed of 100% Noxema skin cream.

As a child, Chuck Norris was often caught spooning with other ginger kids during nap time.