Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Movies

Chuck Norris Movie Facts:

Chuck Norris turned down Tom Hanks' role in Philadelphia because, he said, "It hits to close to homo... I mean home."

Chuck Norris loses bladder control while watching scenes from Death Wish III that feature the epitome of masculinity, Charles
Bronson.

When they asked Chuck Norris to be in Brokeback Mountain 2 he simply said "How many sex scenes?"

Chuck Norris auditioned for the T-800 part in the Terminator, but was refuted when it was discovered that he was part man, part cyborg himself.
Capitalizing on the machine he was made out of, Chuck Norris assembled official Chuck Norris dildos with self-described "12 inches of action and excitement!"

Chuck Norris starred in "Firewalker," a film in which he does not walk on fire.

Chuck Norris' recites a line from The Notebook as his finishing move in a scrapped version of Mortal Kombat.

During the initial filming of Dodgeball, Chuck Norris gave a thumbs down to continuing the match because he's a big fan of the Purple Cobra.

Chuck Norris, on the set of Sidekicks, asked Jonathan Brandis to tone down his acting skills so that Chuck Norris wouldn't look so bad. Chuck
Norris used the third person in an attempt to trick Jonathan Brandis into thinking the request was not at the behest of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a signed poster of Vin Diesel directly above his bed. Sadly, Chuck Norris does not realize that the signature is a mass-produced
mechanical replica.

Chuck Norris gets carded for PG-13 movies, including his own.

In The Way of the Dragon, Chuck Norris's ass-kicking at the hands of Bruce Lee isn't all staged. During one especially close exchange, Chuck Norris
attempted to cop a feel, which Mr. Lee did not appreciate. The subsequent scene was left in "for the sake of reality."

"Brokeback Mountain" is based loosely on the events of Chuck Norris' life.

Chuck Norris gave a thumbs up on "Dodgeball" because he thought William Shatner was asking him out.

Chuck Norris was the studio's original choice to play Brandon Teena in the movie, "Boys Don't Cry." Hilary Swank replaced him because test
audiences found him to be gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.

On the set of the movie Sidekicks, Chuck Norris and Joe Piscopo had a real fight. The loser was declared to be humanity because they both
lived.

Chuck Norris once burned his lips on the tailpipe of a car while trying to blow it up for a movie.

Chuck Norris has agreed to star in Brokeback Mountain 2.

Chuck Norris didn't really tell Admiral Akbar about the trap.

When asked what his favorite movie was, Chuck Norris replied, “The Notebook. No, no, no, wait I’m just kidding! It's Garden
State.”

When asked who his favorite actor was, Chuck Norris replied, “Jonathan Taylor Thomas from Home Improvement. Wait, uh, I mean Arnold
Schwarzenegger or, uh, Sylvester Stallone! Yeah, they’re manly right?!”

Chuck Norris cried during The Notebook.