Weekend: Five Haikus

See all those red hairs?

Let's all watch Captain Planet

And smoke chron' in cars.

Do we know that chick?

She could stand to lose a few.

Not bad. I'd hit it.

Let us play beer pong,

And revel into the night!

I'm gonna need it...

 [Later...]

Against sound judgment

(At least we can laugh later),

I take her downstairs.

Yeah, I play guitar.

Yeah, I guess that is "so hot."

Yeah, tha'd be my wang.

Rug burn, fancy that.

Didn't even wrap it up.

I was drunk; you, fat.