Andy: Whatcha eatin?
Nick: A pickle.
Andy: Why?
Nick:…Because pickles taste good?
Andy: I don't eat them.
Nick: And I care why?
Andy: Well, it's just… I think they look like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cock.
Nick: …
Andy: And I bet they feel like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cock on your tongue, too.
Nick: Alright, well that ends this pickle.
You may be asking…
1) How does Andy know what Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle dick looks and tastes like?
I'd guess that he's had his fair share of mutant turtle cum in his belly.
2) Will I ever be able to eat a pickle again?
No.
3) Which of the Ninja Turtles has the biggest cock?
Well, we all know Splinter is probably hung like a moose, but I'd say that Donatello's dick could puncture foot-wide holes in Shredder's armor. Call it a wild guess.
4) Why would Andy say this?
Simply put: because he's a douchebag.
Also, I believe that he plans on buying pickle stock after this blog post.
5)What are the logistics of sucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Dick?
There are several laws broken by sucking TMNT cock. Not too much logic required here, folks.
If you suck Teenage cock… Statutory rape
If you suck Mutant cock… Unsafe usage of radioactive material.
If you suck Ninja cock… suck my dick. I'm a ninja too, you know.
If you suck Turtle cock…Beastiality.
I guess if you get your rocks off by breaking the law, sucking TMNT cock would be the ideal activity for you.
6) If you had to eat a Ninja Turtle dick, who's dick would you eat?
Well, if I HAD to…I'd eat Michelangelo's. It's probably been ALL UP in April's shit.
And I guess I could deal with that.
Cowabunga, I guess.