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Joe: Okay, two more holes. All I gotta do is better than 10 strokes and I beat you.
Merik: Man, you can just putt it the rest of the way.
Joe: ...It's putt-putt golf you fucktard.
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Mom and Dad get a divorce. Oh noes.
Phone Conversation from Toxic Green on Vimeo.
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