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About Paul Frank
At a Glance
Some real Freudian shit.
Paul Frank's work has been featured in the front page of College Humor, the newly released Book of Beer Pong, FuckThatBand.com, and your grandmother's cooch.
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Phone Conversation Video
By Paul Frank May 7, 2008
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Mom and Dad get a divorce. Oh noes.
Phone Conversation from Toxic Green on Vimeo.
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