That New Movie Wall-E is So Fake

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I hear you. I can't wait for another "American Idol" movie or "Legally Blonde 3: The Dumb Girl Coaches the Mighty Ducks and the 3 Ninjas."

EXCEPTTTTT You spell stuff wrong that should be really simple for the age you are trying to portray yourself as being. (naive,
and of course it's computer generated, what kind of idiot couldn't tell. Most movies these days are made with computers, especially Disney Pixar child movies.
ANDDDD eve came to check for life, not to check on wall-e.
You must have been high when you saw the movie AND wrote this article.("If you're not high from reading that, I don't know what's wrong with you." i think you were trying to say "you have to be high if you actually believe that" reading something about a movie wouldn't make you high)
Granted, the movie is pretty unbelievable in the sense that wall-e would have frozen when he was latched onto the space ship carrying eve, there is no way everyone on earth could live in a space ship for 700 years, and there was no water on the planet that could possibly start life and then sustain it.
Also if you go to Youtube you'll see that there is a robot in the making that is similar to the wall-e model, although it's not a trash cube maker it certainly is a robot.
And what the hell do you think fantasy is? IT'S NOT REAL. If a movie has dragons does that mean children believe dragons exist? No. It's a movie, IT'S CALLED ENTERTAINMENT. It's something you do when you don't want to read some idiot's attempt at picking apart a movie that he probably didn't even watch.
How bout you uhh, get a life and learn to not be a dipshit, mk?
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Love the column. Cool movie, too. Now, on to this:

I hate anonymous idiots. Really tough to make fun of them if you don't really know who they are.

Thank you for deconstructing the entire FUCKING JOKE, YOU RAGING PIECE OF SHIT.

Oh and, "Granted, the movie is pretty unbelievable in the sense that wall-e would have frozen when he was latched onto the space ship carrying eve, there is no way everyone on earth could live in a space ship for 700 years, and there was no water on the planet that could possibly start life and then sustain it."

REALLY? Those are the only unbelievable things? Not robots with real intelligence or the fact that IT'S A GODDAMN MOVIE?

Moron.

Sorry, I was anonymous above...forgot to login to my account.

Court-
hahaha..now THAT'S funny.

Ive never seen this piece of crap, i have no intentions of seeing it. it looks reeeeaaaaally stupid. i really cant see whats so great about a damn robot who cleans the earth, and falls in love with another robot.....it seems like a cheesy ANIMATED romantic comedy. the last GOOD pixar movie was probably Monsters Inc.

Wall-E totally looks like the robot from "Short Circuit"... minus the cheesy 80's style of course

you dumb ignorant piece of an excuse to write something about a movie that isn't even for you to see its a kids movie what else do you expect.. no shit robots aren't real neither are talking fish monsters who go around scaring kids from a company or toys that come alive when no one is around if you dont like the movie dont watch it stick to stuff you like and quit making every other child around the world feel stupid just cause YOU dont like the movie get real and quit posting up dumb bullshit just cause you really didn't like the movie..

jessica g-

you are officially the biggest moron i've read or met so far this week. you realize you're on a humor site trashing an ironical and satirical writer, right?

who ever lets you speak? i feel bad for your parents, they way they raised you should be a crime.

i hear you can buy a sense of humor at any wal-mart.

Bitch.

Just saw it and found it so cheesy that I did a search on google "Walle cheesy" and got onto this page. It is ridiculous cheesy, trying to use robot to teach us obvious lessons - humans waste too much, when we are too comfortable with robots, we forget to move our asses and become fat, love is so powerful, etc. Don't get me wrong, I am not saying these things are not important, in fact they are, but just hate the way Walle portraits all this, as if telling viewers that you guys are bunch of really stupid people and learn these obvious things ... just my 2 cents

Haha. I'm a bit late, but Jessica? Robots aren't real, eh? Nice writing by the way, Paul. Just found this site about an hour ago because I was doing a search on Dog's wife's breasts (my GOD!), and I happened upon here. Yes, I am still here after an hour, so good job. :P