Jus' Askin'

I'm a scientist. And like all other scientists, I use the Scientific Method to form and test theories and hypotheses using experiments and data. Since I am a scientist, I have an endless thirst for knowledge. So over the course of about a day or two, I texted an african-american named Xavier Holland with some simple questions I thought up. Here they are. I invite Xavier Holland, or any other African-American to answer each and every one of these questions, for science.

The purpose of these questions is to promote understanding, knowledge, tolerance, and diversity. And also to have sex with Bristol Palin, which is the goal of anything I do.

The Texted Questions In Chronological Order:

Can I say the N word if I'm using it as a verb?

Is it okay for a white person to use the n word as long as theyre using it in a derogatory way in reference to a black person?

Like im not racist, but can i use the n word while lynching an african american? Or would that be racist?

On a serious note though. Its weird that youre black isnt it? Like normally people are white

Can black people read or is that a myth?

Slavery wasn't THAT bad, right?

was the underground railroad actually a railroad?

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do black people eat (besides crack)?

Did all black people have a bad day, every day?

Do all black people carry "gats" or just most (the others forgot theirs at home)?

Do black people believe in Santa?

If i accidentally look at a black person i dont know (which is all of them), will they kill me?

How do all black people know each other?

Do african americans brush their teeth with malt liquor?

How are all you guys brothers?

Is Queen Latifah actually a queen?

Do black people have their own devil they worship, or do they worship the traditional Satan?

Theres no way Martin Luther King Jr was actually a doctor, right?

Is there any way to spay (or neuter) black people?

Are black people born into the NBA (or are some born into the NFL)?

What other facial expressions do black people have besides grimace?

Why do black people like getting AIDS so much?

What are black girls storing in their asses?

Do black people have more babies because their long dicks can store more sperm?

What gene is it that makes black peoples knees and elbows super dry and crusty?

Is there like a black heaven? Or is it just straight to hell?

Has high speed internet technology reached blacks yet?

What do black people like better: cash, money, or cash money?

Are black people as sassy and quick with the comebacks as they appear to be on tv?

Where do black people come from?

Do you people have some superpower so that you can tell each other apart?

Where are the red headed black people? How can none exist? And for that matter, where are the blonds?

Are there any darkies who cant grow an afro or cornrows?

How many gallons of grape Kool-Aid do you consume per day?

What does "oh my bad" mean? And is there a dictionary for the millions of slang words blacks have invented?

Is a conscience like an optional add-on or upgrade when someone is having a black baby?

How do they come up with names? Like most black people have the same name but then some have really crazy names like Plaxico.

Anyways...why are black people so stereotypical???