I'm Just Watching You Sleep

Oh, Hello My Precious Subject.

Why, I'm Just Watching You Sleep.

Go Back To Sleep Little One.

Can't Sleep With A Stranger Watching You Sleep?

Would You Care For An Ether Rag Over The Face?

Or Perhaps Some Roofie Sundaes?

Roofie Lasagna?

Roofie Pizza From Pizza Hut?

I'm Just Watching You Sleep.

You're Doing Well.

I Can See Your Dreams As You Dream Them. Delicious. Fantastically Delicious.

You Are Beautiful In A Disgusting Way.

Please Close Your Eyes Again.

While Your Eyes Are Sparkly Moons, It Is Time For Sleep My Little One...

Yes. Yes. Keep Them Closed.

NOW SLEEP!

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Oh, Good Morning, My Fuck. Look What I Made You! Breakfast Out Of Your Dog's Skin And Some Milk Out Of My Blood.

What's Your Dog's Name? Oh, It Doesn't Matter, He's Dead Now. Cute Little Guy.

What A Good Dog.

He'll Be Missed By All.

Someday When We Die And Go To Dog Heaven We'll See Him There.

And We'll Have All The Treats In The World. And We'll Never Get Fat.

If I Loved You, I Would Cut Out Your Heart And Give It To My Mother.

Guess What I Do With Those I Don't Love?...

Hey, Wanna Play GUESS WHO? That Game Is Marvelous.

Mind If I Help Myself To Killing Your Cat?

Your Stunned Silence Tells Me You Don't Mind.

Oh Don't Worry About Calling The Police The Next Time I Leave The Room. I Choked Your Dog With The Telephone Cord Until It Broke!

No, Just Kidding, Your Dog Died A Peaceful, Blender-Related Death. Would You Care For A Smoothie?

I Made It For You. Drink It. Drink It And Sleep. It's A Wonderful Concoction Of Little Fido, Roofies, Abortion Drugs, Poison, And Garlic! The Garlic Adds A Wonderful 'Zing' To It! I Think You'll Agree.

I've Been Watching Rachel Ray Lately, If You Haven't Noticed.

Hey, There's Ejaculate All Over Your TV, You Might Want To Take Care Of That.

We Didn't Have Any Wood To Start The Fire For Mr. Meow's Sacrifice, So I Used Your Bible.

Did You Know Jesus Was Crucified??? Me Neither. That Would Be A Good Way For Someone To Die, Don't You Think? Yes, It Would Be Perfect...

I'd Love To Watch You Sleep Some More, If You Don't Mind.

Don't Have Any Snores Left In Ya? That's Okay, Just Close Your Eyes And Pretend You're Sleepin' And You'll Fool Me!

I'm Going To Go To Home Depot To Buy A Giant Wooden Cross. You Just Stay Right Here. The Chains Should Help If You're Feeling Squirmy Or Like You Need To Walk Since You Haven't In Several Days.

I Think I Had A Rough Childhood. I Can't Remember Much Of It Though. It's Just Dark Blurry Blackness. Oh Well!

Hey, I'll See You Later. Home Depot Is Calling Me! Not LITERALLY, ha! But Your Mom Called Several Times. She Seemed Concerned. Several Of Your Friends Called Too. And There Were Several Knocks At The Door. Well, I'll See You In A Bit.

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Hey, How 'Bout That Customer Service At Home Depot, Huh? Just Incredible.

Hey, Did You Know If You Keep Bones In A Jar In Your Basement For Several Years, They Get Nice And Soft And Chewy? Me Too!

Why Are You Scared? Have You Just Been Watching Disturbia While I Was Gone?! I Told You You Shan't Watch Any Movies Whilst I'm Gone!

You Will Be Punished.

You Will Pay.

But, Hey, On A Lighter Note, Did You Know That Disturbia Is Also The Name Of A Rihanna Song? What A Crazy World!