A Few Things I've Never Told You

Sorry for the misleading title. The title of this blog post implies that I'm about to reveal some deep, dark secrets about myself. But alas, I do not have any. I've never sinned, unless you count worshipping God too much as a sin!!!!!...................Right? (...........Do you?)

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Here's the final cut of that movie I posted a while ago. It's a short film I did for class with a few other people. I'm the one in the striped shirt. If you have ten minutes to kill, watch it. My favorite part is in the beginning when I start to drop an f-bomb but then remember that this video is for class. My roommate does the same thing with the word 'shit.'

The Incredible Debbie in "Love Is A Canoe" (Version 4.0) from Toxic Green on Vimeo.

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And once again, here's The Weatherman, but this time with a new joke. I deinterlaced it, which means there aren't any weird horizontal lines when I move. So it's better quality, and plus I added a long joke at the end that's pretty funny, after the credits at around 3:00ish. You can skip ahead to the new joke, I won't be mad.

The Weatherman (Version 2.0) from Toxic Green on Vimeo.

I promise I'll have a new video soon that isn't for a class.

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I found this girl in a banner ad that looks exactly like me! (at least I think it's a girl...) The ad was right above a profile picture of me for easy comparison:

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This Monday (April 28th), it snowed here in Wisconsin. I couldn't fucking believe it. It had been in the 60's the week before. Spring was finally here. Summer was around the corner. And then I wake up and the whole ground is covered with snow, and it snowed consistently throughout the day. Unbelievable. Then the next day, it had all melted. I might have to change my position on global warming...

This snowfall brought new meaning to the phrase 'April Showers.' I'll tell you how many showers I've taken in April...Zero! ZING! (Just kidding)

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P.S. I made this for you: