Leak #00000005: Amy Winehouse Dies (Of Natural Causes)

I AM JUST SICK 2 MY STOMACH YOU GUYS, WHAT IT DO THOUGH? AMY WINEHOUSE WAS A GODDAMN FUCKING ANGEL. A FUCKING GODDAMN ANGEL AND I AM JUST STUNNED AND FLOORED AND PISSED AND JUST CRYING NO HOMO THOUGH.

Oh, sorry, caps lock was on. What's good?

TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY CHEEKS AS I WRITE THIS. I am in so much pain right now. Today, Earth's angel, who was sent down from Heaven 27 years ago to spread the message of Christ and love to the world through her music and drug use, was taken back up to Heaven where she must have been needed more.

Can't take this. Why God? Whyy-hi-hi oh ohfda pewww. (I don't know how to write out crying. E-mail me a picture of yourself in your bra and panties to Julian at Pointsincase.com if you do. Thanks. Naked if you're Ashley Garmany. Or if you're anyone else but want to. Thanks.)

Why did you do this, God?! First Osama bin Laden, then Ryan Dunn, and now Amy Winehouse, it's just not right!

I am so sad I could tweet something remembering her. On Twitter. That's how sad I am. 

So unbelievable. This can't be real. It just came out of nowhere! You will be forever missed, Amy, my sweet darling angel baby. In other words, how can we be alive while Amy Winehouse is dead? I can't enjoy summer anymore and I won't. The world has lost a true saint. You had so much more drugs to do, Amy, no!

Amy Winehouse is perished, but us niggas must go on with our lives. However we must always remember her. And Amy, bless her Heart, will be looking down on us, from Heaven, while shooting up.

Amy died peacefully in her sleep at age 27, of natural causes. And cancer. Amy was survived by her crack pipe, her meth pipe, her weed pipe, her hash pipe, a sheet of acid, some valium, 4 lines of coke, 3 viles of ketamine, that whipped cream alcohol, a glue bottle, PCP, some keef, lots of bath salts, peyote, half a pack of cigarettes, Viagra, opium, steroids, several caps and stems of mushrooms, a bottle of morphine, DMT, a couple bottles of Robitussin, Nitrous Oxide, a couple bars of Xanax, salvia, some crushed Oxycontin, a one seven five of vodka, her heroin needle, 5 ecstasy pills, numerous types of inhalants, Jenkem, horse tranquilizers, and a can of Mountain Dew.