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Jen's Dad: So how is the driveway still icy?
Jen: Well I didn't fall bringing the pizza in... that is a success I'd say.
Jen's Dad: Well I don't know what to tell you, I put 40 pounds of salt on the drive this morning!
Jen's Mom: Did you take it out of the bag first?
-Family in Christmas crisis
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About John Gillespie
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Cincinnati, OH
School
University of Cincinnati
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I choose the University of Cincinnati as my school because of it's high crime rate around campus. I figured it would make things easier to steal and I'd see some funny things. I'm not at college for an education, just for a paycheck that I'll never get. I also like to take pop songs and scream them like a post hardcore band.
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I Would Actually Watch Basketball If It Were Played Like This
Happy Turkey Day! I'm phoning this one in because I have to go to work and not enjoy any great food, but here is a Thai Land basketball movie. I wish Americans had badass ideas like this. Here is a link to it, because I don't think I can embed videos on this site. Or it could be that I am really stupid. It's your call.
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It posted the wrong video. Fuck. I can't do anything right when high. This is a video of Tony Jaa in The Protector. The real link is http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=6639#more-6639 and it's the first video.
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