I don't really watch porn to get off anymore. Actually, I'm kidding, because what's porn good for besides beating it and giving trailer trash women everywhere another career choice besides becoming a stripper?
But I'm on the hunt for porn that is familiar. I'm on the hunt for girls I've met in real life. I'm not trying to find these videos because I have some extreme crush on some girl, or because I sit around and type names of people I know into porn search engines all the time, but because I'm curious to see which girls I know would accept cash for sex.
See, if you're an avid porn watcher, you know that you could probably watch ten porn videos everyday and never see the same girls getting their punters pounded. This leads me to conclude that if you watch enough porn you'll end up seeing someone you know. I did end up seeing a girl I knew from high school getting it in the butt on the worst porn set I've ever seen in a video, and I sat in my computer chair waiting for the money shot, and when this dude finished on her face, I screamed "You go girl!" I guess a girl who earns her diploma with a D+ average needs to make money some how.
I've also stumbled upon a video of two girls I knew who apparently were not aware that the time they decided to explore their sexuality with each other ended up on the internet. So being the shy guy I'm not, I walked over to one of the girls in my German class and put a note on her desk. All it had was a link to the website and a message that said you might want to take a look at that. The next day she walked into class, blushing, and told me no one would ever see that video again. I didn't have the heart to tell her once it's on the internet, it's going to be there forever.
So to all the girls out there who like to take their clothes off on camera, introduce yourselves to me, so I can tell people I've seen you naked on the internet.