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Scientology Meets Alcoholics Anonymous
When we aren't serving up ads for the latest Ben Stiller blockbuster or rot your teeth like a meth addict but too colorful and tasty with vodka to pass up soft drink, occasionally we serve some banners that reflect the content of a page (so you can learn more, for example, about products offered by prostitutes, thong manufacturers, and Satan).
But the following ads I saw on Alex Bash's latest, "Six Everyday Conversations Under Alcohol-Induced Honesty," have to take the cake for "Best Ad Combo Ever" on PIC. It's as if the ad serving system itself was also coaxed into running the two messages it's always wanted to, but was afraid to display until it got tipsy.
Ladies and gentlemen, the two groups who would love to brainwash you into becoming less of a college student: sober people and religious people...
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The Scientology crime syndicate's fake "drug treatment" fraud is specifically designed to rook and swindle as much money out of the rubes, marks, and suckers that fall for their frauds as possible for as long as possible.
The people at the _legitimate_ drug treatment group Narcotics Anonymous at least actually want to try to help people, usually because the people were or at themselves drug or alcohol addicts.
The Scientology crime syndicate's "NarCONon" fraud is also extremly dangerous and has been deadly due to the insane quack medical frauds they employ, dreamed up by their drug addled, sexually dysfuction madman leader L. Ron Hubbard.
Haha - it's now showing the same alcoholism ad, but instead of scientology there’s one for BJ’s Beer Pong. The ad server probably needs a few more shots. It’s a little torn. Poor guy.
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