College Quotes
Boosey: Picture her as some butter.
Doyle: Butter?
Boosey: What you gotta do is become a knife... but she's one of those girls that you gotta warm up to it... you know what I'm saying... it's going to be a ton easier with a hot knife. So in the end, buy Viagra.
Doyle: Oh yeah dude, good point..... wait... what?
-On buttering her up properly
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Hi, I'm Court Sullivan, editor of Points in Case, and you're reading comedy and behind the scenes! Join me as I drag you willingly through pop culture, funny stories, internet talk, puns, and irony.
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About Court Sullivan
Hometown
Huntsville, AL
School
Emory University
At a Glance
I am easily excited by spontaneous things, amusing people, random moments, minor observations, and alcohol. I'm also the founder and editor of PIC, which manages to incorporate all of those things. Email me at court@pointsincase.com
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Michael Jackson All Day
Gotta love the media's inability to recognize its own faults:
You know which Jackson got the least coverage? Janet at the Super Bowl, ZING.
Stay tuned for PIC's complete coverage of Michael Jackson, including interviews with people who think the coverage is excessive and exactly which parts they think shouldn't be covered again, plus video and analysis of those parts in case you were unsure which parts you didn't need to know.
Next week, Parts in Case takes an in-depth look at all of Michael Jackson's parts, from head to toe, live from the grave. (Warning: Some images may be suitable for children.)
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I was angry by Jacksons death. Not because he died, but because VH1 played his music videos for 3 days straight, and I wanted to watch I Love the 80's.
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