Keyword Activity: Can You Get Sick from Kissing a Black Person?

For some people, one of the many bores of running a website is analyzing and interpreting data. Here at PIC though, one of my favorite things to do is sift through the "Recent Keyword Activity" section of stats and look for trends. Keyword activity is basically a list of recent Google searches that led people to a website (let's face it, you're not Binging much these days). Below are actual searches I have lifted out of the latest 200 and responded to (because let's face it, you're not getting answers at Ask.com anymore).

how do you complain about blacks without being racist?
Scientists have determined this is not possible, unless you're black, and have fewer than two white friends.

can you get sick from kissing a black person?
How do you think HIV spreads? I mean BESIDES lesbian scissoring, Olympic diving, and hemophilia.

drug lord game play online sell cocaine LSD crack heroin
I think you meant to type "adderall."

being a virgin
...sucks. Fortunately there is a cure: Call of Duty: Black Ops.

How to secretly torment someone
Sneak into their house every night and unplug their cell phone from its charger.

what state do the men with the biggest penises come from
I have a feeling figuring this out is like switching lanes in rush hour traffic: wherever you go, you're always wrong.

which is a better country canada or south africa
Depends whether you're a top or a bottom. And whether you hate black people or not.

funny things to say about newborns
"WOW, you are REALLY tiny for coming out of a vagina THAT big."

make your own hot girls vagina
No no no no no, stick to Call of Duty, TRUST ME... it's not worth the trouble piecing all those hookers' genitals together.

kim kardashian sex tape for anyone who missed it
Yes, folks, there is someone out there who thinks it is unlikely there is anything on the internet NOT LIVE.

How to convince parents you will bring your grades up with out them gettin mad
Tell them you're sleeping with your teacher.

if a guy memorizes your number does he like you
Depends. If your number is 1-900-LUV-COCK, then yes, but only for your mouth.

art related pick up lines
"Hey, wanna get out of this museum and never come back?"

masturbation with clothes on
Related searches: "bored at work," "hot girl in front of me during class," "zipper stuck," "i'm a hot girl in class," "why did it have to be so cold today"

a guy told me once i want to lick ur pussy
It's when you can't get the same guy to say this twice that you know you have a problem.

funny how people do all kind of things most of it's just a lot of bullshit
You're too smart to be on the internet, go invent something.

Until the next "Keyword Activity," keep searching like no one's watching!