Can we talk about something else for once? I feel like all we ever do is remember.

Whatever happened to "never say never," huh? We can't go on like this forever, all this remembering is weighing on my mind like a ton of bricks.

I'll pretend you didn't said anything, okay? Let's just start at ground zero and build from there. Read More »

When we aren't serving up ads for the latest Ben Stiller blockbuster or rot your teeth like a meth addict but too colorful and tasty with vodka to pass up soft drink, occasionally we serve some banners that reflect the content of a page (so you can learn more, for example, about products offered by Read More »

Please do not read this blog entry if you are currently feeling down, depressed, sad, like you're "in a funk," or if you've missed your daily dose of Prozac or testosterone. Feel free to come back to it when you're manic or through having sex though.

Paul Frank: I just found out my friend died from Facebook. Holla. Read More »

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K Si sent me this lovely story that doesn't quite fit anywhere else on PIC, so I thought I'd "squeeze it in" on my blog. Enjoy.

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As told by "Molly" at a little bonfire/get-together this past Saturday. Read More »

Is it me or do all black twins look alike?

Not trying to be racist here, you know, but how do Chinese people get contacts in their eyes?

It's no wonder Japanese people have a different slant on the world, right?

If an Eskimo bakes a pie, is it ever hot? Read More »

I've submitted my fair share of cheesy essays and inflated resumes during high school and college to try to get scholarships. But something tells me that as the cost of college tuition keeps going up to ridiculous amounts, kids are going to start making stranger and more desperate attempts to get help (in the form of money). Especially because people are morons to begin with.
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My cat, Trevor, jumped over the short bottom pane of my window (the middle opens out) at 4am the other day trying to get to a 6-inch window sill on the outside. Unfortunately, he must have missed the window sill because the next thing I knew he was 6-7 feet below it on a 3-foot wide ledge, pacing and meowing frantically 4 stories above traffic. Read More »

I signed up for an email newsletter today from a web usability expert named Steve Krug. Web usability experts, for those of you not familiar with the term, are internet geeks who dispense advice like, "Web users do not like to be tricked. Read More »

Like Nate, I too am carless (though voluntarily, not by force of law). Read More »

The unthinkable happened to me yesterday: a homeless man gave ME money.

I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it's true. Read More »

I keep a file on my computer called "Blog Bank." I'm sure many of you have the same thing - it's full of ideas for funny blog entries that I didn't feel like writing when I thought of them. Just kidding, your file is probably called "Blog Robbed." Right? Read More »

It's funny to look back at this post almost 2 years ago and think that adding bright yellow buttons to the top of PIC was considered a big change. But after 8 years of the old school PIC look, an ugly masterpiece carefully crafted and re-tweaked every year in Microsoft Frontpage (the biggest headache I've ever known), it was clear the site was due for a serious upgrade. Read More »

I can't figure out whether this is the nerdiest invention ever, or the lamest invention ever.

Case for nerdy:

1. You thought ahead to yourself, "Honey, we take so many self-portraits of each other that come out JUST BARELY WRONG... never again!" Read More »

Are you thinking of starting a website? Did you graduate with a masters in computer science? No? Here's my advice: don't do it. The website I mean. If you wanna get a degree in computer science, go for it. The degree I mean. Then start a website. Just make sure only a few people enjoy it. Read More »