Everything But the Bare Essentials
By Court Sullivan March 3, 2010
In the course of shopping for fine china, I stumbled upon quite possibly the the funniest (serious) review I've ever read on Amazon. In reference to the Durex Avanti Bare condoms, madmaeve's review "too tight" says: Read More »
An In-Depth Analysis of the Recovery of a Deep Memory
By Court Sullivan February 5, 2010
In college I used to listen to this R&B song on Winamp a lot. Somehow it always put me in a good mood. About a week ago, I thought of this and wanted to get it. Read More »
The Bros Show
By Court Sullivan January 26, 2010
I recently saw a pair of the funniest full-lengthish internet comedy videos since back in the day when The Lonely Island produced "The 'Bu" on a regular basis. Read More »
Staples: That was Hard
By Court Sullivan December 29, 2009
I got a pretty decent HP printer last week through Slickdeals for $25, then found out the USB printer cable it doesn't come with costs $25.99 at Staples. Read More »
An Open and Disconnected Letter from Mark Otherberg
By Court Sullivan December 15, 2009
Hello. You may not know me, but I'm a concerned online citizen just like you. There has been much talk in the past week about the new set of privacy controls on Facebook, and I thought what better forum to discuss this than a public post on the internet. Read More »
Facebook: Open and Shut
By Court Sullivan October 14, 2009
Sometimes I have nightmares that I went on Facebook and suddenly decided to comment on every single piece of information that appears on the news feed, regardless of how little I know the person, or how awkward the circumstances might be. Read More »
We're All Dying a Slow, Electronic Death
By Court Sullivan September 14, 2009
You ever realize how as you get to know someone better, your level of punctuation and capitalization on emails and Facebook and stuff gets progressively worse? Read More »
Omegle Chat: A Symbol of the Times
By Court Sullivan July 6, 2009
Have you tried using Omegle yet? All it does it load a huge chat window, then you press "Start a Chat" and it connects you to a random stranger. It's everything you ever wanted from the man in the white van as a child, without the threat of losing your anal virginity. Read More »
Michael Jackson All Day
By Court Sullivan July 2, 2009Gotta love the media's inability to recognize its own faults:

You know which Jackson got the least coverage? Janet at the Super Bowl, ZING. Read More »
Where I Was When Michael Jackson Died
By Court Sullivan June 26, 2009I was on a hot, crowded bus, riding 25 minutes to my destination. Read More »
Planning to Party Like It's 1999
By Court Sullivan May 21, 2009
The students on the planning committee for my 10-year high school reunion sent out the following email: "There are 492 of us so the more we can find, the better! Read More »
Sub-Headline News: Sideways Tornadoes!
By Court Sullivan May 6, 2009
Sub-headline news is where I take today's headlines straight from Yahoo! News, paste them in bold, then add what should've followed, had the reporter been trying to lose his job. Read More »
Surprise, Your Confirmation Number is 696969!
By Court Sullivan April 21, 2009
Have you ever wondered why companies give you a confirmation number for a transaction? If something goes wrong and they don't believe you bought a product or can't find your information, why does one complicated number clear everything up? Read More »
The Only Letter I've Ever Received from an Inmate
By Court Sullivan April 8, 2009Last summer I got the strangest letter in the mail. Even stranger, it was delivered ON MY BIRTHDAY, along with cards from my family. The letter was from an "Inmate of Broward Correctional Facility." Read More »
You've Got the Whole World Behind You, Baby
By Court Sullivan March 24, 2009
I think those baby carriers women wear on their chest are super weird. Baby frontpacks if you will. It's like these women had some urge to be pregnant all over again, which I've never heard ANY woman request before. Read More »


















