Iran to US: "I Drone, On and On and On"
By Court Sullivan | December 13, 2011Yesterday, the Iranians released photos of the U.S. drone that went down in Iran. Of course, the Iranian government considers this a victory, and was happy to showcase their prize, non-functioning enemy possession. Read More »
My Last 20 Text Messages
By Court Sullivan | December 7, 2011
In my Blackberry text message section, it shows a snippet of the latest text in the convo. Below are the last 20 or so people I've text messaged, and the latest text (either from me or the other person). Read More »
My First Time Buying Alcohol for High Schoolers
By Court Sullivan | December 2, 2011I bought liquor for two high school guys at a concert the other day, my first experience giving back to the underage alcoholic community I was once a member of. They saw me buying a beer and approached me afterward, giddy at the thought of intoxication. Read More »
Brushing Up on Relationships
By Court Sullivan | November 6, 2011Why is it that chicks refuse to turn off the faucet while they brush their teeth? Read More »
Boner Costumes: The Abbreviated Version
By Court Sullivan | October 27, 2011
I had an extensive bar argument last weekend with a know-it-all 25-year-old girl who insisted that letters that stand for a word can only be referred to as an acronym if they form a word (i.e. Read More »
It's the Little Things That Say "I Stalk You"
By Court Sullivan | August 23, 2011(Outside card / inside card) Read More »
Guys, Get Your Shorts Game Up
By Court Sullivan | May 24, 2011
No matter what building I'm in, whenever I get on an elevator, the higher the number someone presses, the more status I attribute to that person. Same with direction. Read More »
U.S. Begins Hunt for Twin Towers Following bin Laden Death
By Court Sullivan | May 2, 2011WASHINGTON—Moments after announcing that American soldiers had killed Osama bin Laden, President Barack Obama vowed to begin the search for the missing Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. Read More »
Prebirthers Demand to See Obama's Parent's Sex Tape
By Court Sullivan | April 28, 2011WASHINGTON—Just days after releasing his full birth certificate, President Barack Obama is under new attack by a skeptical group of citizens demanding to see the videotape of Barack Obama, Sr. and Ann Dunham having sex on or around November 4, 1961. Read More »
The Party Tow Truck
By Court Sullivan | April 20, 2011
They already have the Party Bus for group weekend nights out, I think it's only natural that someone branch out to the Party Tow Truck now. Read More »
Keyword Activity: Can You Get Sick from Kissing a Black Person?
By Court Sullivan | February 28, 2011
For some people, one of the many bores of running a website is analyzing and interpreting data. Here at PIC though, one of my favorite things to do is sift through the "Recent Keyword Activity" section of stats and look for trends. Keyword activity is basically a list of recent Google searches that led people to a website (let's face it, you're not Binging much these days). Below are actual searches I have lifted out of the latest 200 and responded to (because let's face it, you're not getting answers at Ask.com anymore). Read More »
So Relaxed, Must Read Digitally
By Court Sullivan | February 23, 2011I always thought that if I went to prison, my best chance at gaining respect would be stand-up comedy. Make people laugh and they can't help but like you, right? Then I started thinking, hmmm, prison.... tough crowd. Read More »
Potential Observations on Dandruff, Penguins and Email
By Court Sullivan | November 9, 2010Why is dandruff such an embarrassing social problem? As body parts go, the human head isn't considered particularly nasty, nor is a full head of hair. Yet when the visible presence of dead material from this area is detected, even from the perfectly shaped head of a supermodel with beautiful hair, we are immediately disgusted and repeled. Anywhere else on the body, dry skin is met with a pleasantly casual remark like, "Here, I have some moisturizer you can borrow." Read More »
Chile, We Have a Miner Problem
By Court Sullivan | October 13, 2010I can't let this go any longer. I must confess: I find nothing miraculous, heroic, exciting, or dangerous about the Chilean miners' rescue or predicament. Read More »








