Michael Jackson All Day
By Court Sullivan on July 2nd, 2009Gotta love the media's inability to recognize its own faults:

You know which Jackson got the least coverage? Janet at the Super Bowl, ZING. Read More »
Where I Was When Michael Jackson Died
By Court Sullivan on June 26th, 2009I was on a hot, crowded bus, riding 25 minutes to my destination. Read More »
Planning to Party Like It's 1999
By Court Sullivan on May 21st, 2009
The students on the planning committee for my 10-year high school reunion sent out the following email: "There are 492 of us so the more we can find, the better! Read More »
Sub-Headline News: Sideways Tornadoes!
By Court Sullivan on May 6th, 2009
Sub-headline news is where I take today's headlines straight from Yahoo! News, paste them in bold, then add what should've followed, had the reporter been trying to lose his job. Read More »
Surprise, Your Confirmation Number is 696969!
By Court Sullivan on April 21st, 2009
Have you ever wondered why companies give you a confirmation number for a transaction? If something goes wrong and they don't believe you bought a product or can't find your information, why does one complicated number clear everything up? Read More »
The Only Letter I've Ever Received from an Inmate
By Court Sullivan on April 8th, 2009Last summer I got the strangest letter in the mail. Even stranger, it was delivered ON MY BIRTHDAY, along with cards from my family. The letter was from an "Inmate of Broward Correctional Facility." Read More »
You've Got the Whole World Behind You, Baby
By Court Sullivan on March 24th, 2009
I think those baby carriers women wear on their chest are super weird. Baby frontpacks if you will. It's like these women had some urge to be pregnant all over again, which I've never heard ANY woman request before. Read More »
Shut Up and Do Your Job
By Court Sullivan on February 28th, 2009
Do you ever get the feeling that when the government casually throws around numbers like "$800 billion" and "$410 billion spending plan" that billionaires around the world are getti Read More »
Top Secret Blog (For Your Eyes Only)
By Court Sullivan on February 24th, 2009
With all the technologies these days for sharing even short amounts of information with lots of people at once (Facebook, MySpace, mass texting, BCC emails, Twitter, blogs, comments, profiles, chats, etc, etc), som Read More »
How to Find Out How Rich Your Friends Are
By Court Sullivan on February 20th, 2009
Here's the easiest way to figure out how rich or poor one of your friends is: write them a check for $300 and see how fast they cash it.
1 day: Broke as hell. Read More »
Facebook Moochers Get $65 Million, I Got Next
By Court Sullivan on February 12th, 2009
Facebook ended up paying off the three ConnectU dudes who said Zuckerberg stole their idea somewhere between $31 and $65 MILLION.
You know how they found out that number, despite all parties going to great lengths to keep it a secret? Read More »
How to Be the Creepiest Friend Ever on Facebook
By Court Sullivan on February 4th, 2009
Guys, here's a simple way to become the creepiest friend ever on Facebook: Read More »
You Can Have These COLLEGE (Unrated) DVDs
By Court Sullivan on February 3rd, 2009Sometimes advertisers like to give us their stuff to give to you for free. It's like a stimulus plan for their product: give the people a little bit and they'll run out and trade it for a huge house they can't afford, only to come running back for more when they can't make the payments. Or something. Read More »
Unauthorized to Memorize
By Court Sullivan on February 2nd, 2009
You know what my most regrettable weakness is? Not being able to memorize stuff. It's closely related to my inability to recall certain things I've done in the past, but at least having a bad memory doesn't affect the events themselves. Having no capacity for memorization actually prevents me from doing things (or at least doing them well). Read More »
The Real *Hiccup* Doctor
By Court Sullivan on January 18th, 2009I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day and there was one other guy in there. Pretty ghetto lookin' dude, slouched in his seat a couple of chairs down from me, not looking hard, obviously in distress. Read More »







