Sometimes I have nightmares that I went on Facebook and suddenly decided to comment on every single piece of information that appears on the news feed, regardless of how little I know the person, or how awkward the circumstances might be. Read More »

You ever realize how as you get to know someone better, your level of punctuation and capitalization on emails and Facebook and stuff gets progressively worse? Read More »

Have you tried using Omegle yet? All it does it load a huge chat window, then you press "Start a Chat" and it connects you to a random stranger. It's everything you ever wanted from the man in the white van as a child, without the threat of losing your anal virginity. Read More »

Gotta love the media's inability to recognize its own faults:

You know which Jackson got the least coverage? Janet at the Super Bowl, ZING. Read More »

I was on a hot, crowded bus, riding 25 minutes to my destination. Read More »

The students on the planning committee for my 10-year high school reunion sent out the following email: "There are 492 of us so the more we can find, the better! Read More »

Sub-headline news is where I take today's headlines straight from Yahoo! News, paste them in bold, then add what should've followed, had the reporter been trying to lose his job. Read More »

Have you ever wondered why companies give you a confirmation number for a transaction? If something goes wrong and they don't believe you bought a product or can't find your information, why does one complicated number clear everything up? Read More »

Last summer I got the strangest letter in the mail. Even stranger, it was delivered ON MY BIRTHDAY, along with cards from my family. The letter was from an "Inmate of Broward Correctional Facility." Read More »

I think those baby carriers women wear on their chest are super weird. Baby frontpacks if you will. It's like these women had some urge to be pregnant all over again, which I've never heard ANY woman request before. Read More »

Do you ever get the feeling that when the government casually throws around numbers like "$800 billion" and "$410 billion spending plan" that billionaires around the world are getti Read More »

With all the technologies these days for sharing even short amounts of information with lots of people at once (Facebook, MySpace, mass texting, BCC emails, Twitter, blogs, comments, profiles, chats, etc, etc), som Read More »

Here's the easiest way to figure out how rich or poor one of your friends is: write them a check for $300 and see how fast they cash it.

1 day: Broke as hell. Read More »

Facebook ended up paying off the three ConnectU dudes who said Zuckerberg stole their idea somewhere between $31 and $65 MILLION.

You know how they found out that number, despite all parties going to great lengths to keep it a secret? Read More »

Guys, here's a simple way to become the creepiest friend ever on Facebook: Read More »