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Aileen: I finished peeling the carrots, and I must say, my work is exemplary.
Molly: Yeah, your peeling of carrots may be exemplary, but your performance and attitude certainly are not.
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In Memoriam: The Crocodile Hunter
By Chad Chamley September 5, 2006
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Annoying Restaurant Patrons
By Chad Chamley September 1, 2006
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So You Had a Gay Baby
By Chad Chamley August 15, 2006
Is your newborn male child gay? He probably is, especially if your baby displays these signs:
-> Excessive fondling of own genitalia,
-> Excessive drooling (a precursor to lisping),
-> Long periods of staring at ceilings or walls (your baby may be thinking of new ways to re-decorate your home),
-> Nonsensical vocal babbling and waving of hands, Read More »
-> Excessive fondling of own genitalia,
-> Excessive drooling (a precursor to lisping),
-> Long periods of staring at ceilings or walls (your baby may be thinking of new ways to re-decorate your home),
-> Nonsensical vocal babbling and waving of hands, Read More »
The Drunk and the Open Bar
By Chad Chamley July 20, 2006
A few months ago I was asked by a buddy of mine to be in his wedding. Read More » 
Why I May Have A Drinking Problem
By Chad Chamley June 28, 2006
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