Happy Birthday Mekaneck!
Last August 15th was pretty spooky for me. The night before my best friends' wedding, two friends and I decided to take a late-night swim at Lake Ottertail in beautiful Minnesota. I saw a boat dock and decided to take a dive into the water. As a competitive swimmer, I'd done thousands of shallow dives, unfortunately, this lake was very shallow. To make a long story short, I broke the fourth cervical (C4) vertebrate in my neck and ended up rushed to the hospital where I received emergency neurosurgery.
Since my C4 was crushed to dust, I had two titanium plates and eight titanium screws drilled into my spinal column.

So I named this robotic addition to my anatomy "Mekaneck." The original Mekaneck was a totally lame He-Man toy with the superpower of elongating his neck to look around corners or above walls. He looks like this:

Luckily (and believe me I'm a true believer of luck these days) I recovered ridiculously fast. After just a week in the hospital (my original prognosis was three weeks to forever) I returned to my friends, family and fans.
Mekaneck and I enjoyed a very interesting year. I learned that winter is a lot more interesting when the metal in your neck freezes against your spinal cord. Mekaneck learned that neck massages are scary but also very nice. I hope to celebrate many more years with this metallic bastard as well as you.
I'll never have full mobility in my neck, but what the hell do you need that for? Even though folding sheets in nearly impossible (I can't put my chin to my chest) I can walk, breathe and laugh—and really, what else do you need?
Once again, I just wanted to thank everybody. I truly feel blessed, loved and all that great stuff, but I want YOU to as well. If I was all alone, I don't know how I would have managed to heal so quickly.
Thanks a million. You're the best!
kc
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(Post new comment)wow it's been one year already!
time sure flies
Glad you made it through! Although you should have chosen adamantium rather than titanium and the claimed the week's recovery was a result of your mutant healing factor...
Wow you are truly lucky indeed.
I enjoy all the nicknames for your bionic parts, but you need one for just you now that encompasses them all.
I'm going with Locutus, because Six Million Dollar Man just takes too long to say.
If I were you I would buy a blue tooth headset and swap out the blue LED for a red one.
That would be awesome.
I'm glad you made it back from the precipice of death (again) and I'm glad you used your time in the hospital to learn your letters and numbers. :-P (That needs some explaining....was that just to see if you could point to things or something?)
Hey Andrei,
[And I'm glad you used your time in the hospital to learn your letters and numbers :-P (That needs some explaining....]
-That's a keypad thingamajig that hospitals give people who are unable to talk and can't (or shouldn't) move enough to write things down. Injured person points to letters to form words, eg " U G-E-T M-O-R-P-H-I-N-E 4 M-E N-O-W"
Gavin is correct. That blue alphabet is how I communicated with the world for a few days. The morphine plunger is up by my left elbow. If you really care, my catheter is coming out of my gown. Thanks everybody!
So they turned you into Koko the Gorilla for their amusement?!
I wasn't going to mention the catheter for the sake of propriety, then I remembered I write for PIC *g*. But hey, you have some nice legs!
again, glad you made it through!
Mekanek's power was indeed lame when compared to someone like Fisto who had a giant titanium hand, or that rascally snake man tongue lashor-who, with his super extending Gene Simmons like tounge, was all the ladies favorites.
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