A Day in the Life of Court Sullivan

Welcome to the video diary of my day on Friday, November 9, 2007.

This is a complete departure from standard blogging for me because a) I'm not really a video whore, b) I don't even watch that many videos online, and c) you're about to watch more videos in one sitting than I've uploaded to the internet TOTAL before tonight.

Notes before you watch:
  • I shot 21 videos throughout the day
  • I tried to keep each video under 1 minute
  • My camera has a couple of glitches: bright lighting "smears" and occasionally the first few words of me talking are cut off
  • The person I called on speakerphone is Nathan DeGraaf
  • The person I met at Noodle is Lamar Torrence
  • I thought about making jokes about each video, but figured I'd leave it as is - feel free to make fun of me or highlight favorite parts in the comments
  • Running time is just under 14 minutes
  • Actual time covered: 2pm (wakeup) to 4:30am (close to passout)
  • I was pretty hammered by night's end (don't miss my terrible Borat impression!)

Using the custom YouTube player:

  • Click play and all 21 clips will auto-play in chronological order
  • Mouseover the bottom of the video and you'll see a thumbnail of all 21 videos (in order) along with their titles (only the videos from my day are in that list)
  • Use the arrows on the right and left of the video to go next or back a video

Play on, playa!

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13 Comments

 Anonymous's picture

my lifes even more exciting den dat and im fairly boring like! i tatu dat wud be a lot btr!

 Anonymous's picture

taut even......yes i cant spell...

 Dan D.'s picture

Thanks for the correction anonymous; for a second there I ‘taut’ you were some kind of adolescent retard that the school systems had failed in some horrible way…

 CitizenX's picture

Did your gf expressly ask not to be included?

 Nathan's picture

That's great, Court. It's nice to know that I come across dumber on the phone than I do in writing.

 Logan's picture

So Nate's writing a piece thanking whores? I thought he'd already written something like that.

 Nathan's picture

That's not exactly it, Logan. Court just automatically assumes, whenever I'm working on a new column, that whores are somehow involved. It's a shortcut to thinking but it's usually right.

 Joe's picture

A few observations:

1. You're a pretty good tennis player.

2. It only makes sense to me that Marine's font is obnoxiously bold and large.

3. There must be laws against riding and filming, ESPECIALLY without a helmet. Tsk.

4. Your black friends do nothing more than make you look whiter than you already are.

5. The bathroom was very green.

6. That wasn't such a bad Borat impression.

 Alex Willen's picture

Thank God - there were a few years there where I thought I was going to die without watching a 20 second clip of Court peeing.

 Court's picture

X: no, she made no specific requests.

Nate: to your credit, you were half of 3 pitchers deep. and it didn't sound dumb to me anyway.

Logan: i think Nate sometimes says "whores" when he just means "women in general." that's probably why i get confused.

Joe and Alex: yes, so green. i think it's to keep your eyes adjusted to the dark/women in the dark bar.

 Michelle's picture

I enjoyed your take on the day in a life.

Nathan sounds very different than I imagined.

So do you.

 CitizenX's picture

i think it would be funny if he also said "women in general" when he just meant whores.

Hey, you guys want to go to a strip club and pick up some women in general?

I'M NATE DESMASH. I HAVE LOTS OF SEX. WEEEEEEE.

 Marine's picture

MY FONT IS LARGE AND BOLD MUCH LIKE MY COCK!

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