Three Holes are Better than Two

Alright, I'm going to bend the rules a little bit here. I'm pretty sure the only person on PIC who could somehow get away with this before was Scott Goodyer (Happy Halloween anyone?) but Goodyer holds a special place in the hearts of twisted mofos everywhere so it's all good.

I'm going to post excessive nudity. Not just that, I'm going to post (brace yourselves): porn.

You see, every now and then, you have to wonder about certain sexual situations. And not just situations like, "What is this donkey doing here again?" or "I didn't know that was going THERE!!" or "Didn't they stop using that in the 17th century?" or "My GOD, there's only ONE of me!" I'm talking very basic situations like, "Isn't it supposed to work like THIS?" or "What exactly am I looking at here?" or "If you had to pick a letter, would it be M or F?"

Before I unveil this basic human sexuality quandary, a disclaimer: this picture comes directly from a banner ad on a totally safe-for-work website. There I was, reading up on the latest Middle East news, doing my duty as an informed, media-biased American, when YAHOOOO TITTIES! (what a perfect name for a new section) I was as shocked as you would be. But I guess it's no different from a Janet Jackson debacle on prime time TV.

Except for, well... I just don't understand where his penis is:

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