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About Court Sullivan
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Huntsville, AL
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Emory University
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I am easily excited by spontaneous things, amusing people, random moments, minor observations, and alcohol. I'm also the editor of PIC, which manages to incorporate all of those things.
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I'm Bringing Fanny Pack
I'm Bringing Fanny Pack (Engrish Remix)(verse 1)
I'm bringing fanny pack
Them other Asians don't know how to pack
I think you special turn around your back
So make behind and I'll put on my sack.
Take em' to a bridge
(bridge)
Slanty eyes
You see this camera
Baby I surprise
I let you snap me when I misbehave
It's just the guidebook make me feel this way
Take em' to the sidewalk
(sidewalk)
You stand here
Go ahead, be still in it
Don't make move!
Go ahead, be still in it
Now say cheese!
Go ahead, be still in it
Hold that pose!
Go ahead, be still in it
Let me see how much film I bring
Go ahead, be still in it
Look at this pic!
Go ahead, crowd around it
Make everybody smile!
Go ahead, crowd around it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, you're tourist
And get your fanny on
Go ahead, you're tourist
Get your fanny on
Go ahead, you're tourist
(repeat 6 time)
Get your fanny on
(verse 2)
I'm bringing fanny pack
Them other Asians don't know how to pack
Come put the makeup in the things you lack
Cause sexy time is making color match
Take em' to a bridge
(bridge)
(sidewalk)
(verse 3)
I'm bringing fanny pack
Them other Asians don't know how to pack
If you have girl you better watch her sack
Cause man reach in and take her wallet back!
Take em' to the sidewalk
(sidewalk)
7 Comments
I rike it. I rike it arot.
Somebody really loves that Sexyback. Thumbs up!
And that's coming from the asst. editor at PIC, maybe you've heard of them?
I love it, Court. Now I just gotta go find some one with a bad chinese accent to sing it for me and my friends at the bar,
Anyway, I can't find back articles done by pic staff. Can you help me out with this one, because I refuse to spend more time looking.
thanks.
Thanks guys (and girl).
Sara: Your best bet is probably to print out these lyrics and take them into your nearest Chinese restaurant with rooms for "private parties." This is undoubtedly where the best karaoke in town is taking place.
I think there have only been two articles by the PIC Staff so far:
Our Ideal Summers
Things We Won't Get for Christmas
but good point, these were hard to find. i'll put them all on a writer page just for "pic staff" next time we do one.
Haha yeah that was hilarious
Hey someone on facebook started a group after this http://uwlax.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2212497458
Quick question: how the bloody hell do I listen to it? It would seem that Windows Media Player has turned into complete crap when it comes to SEARCHING FOR MUSIC and I can't find a place to listen to this at all. Could someone help me out?
resadote@aol.com
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