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Prioritize Your Penis, Dick

Posted May 1st, 2006 by Court Sullivan
Gandhi165: im unemployed
Gandhi165: on NY state Unemployement
Gandhi165: ;lskdg;lkashg
courtjester5000: a;sdilffja;slkdgha
courtjester5000: asdghasdf;hilauro;iagsdfg
courtjester5000: join the homeless dude
courtjester5000: you'd totally outdo them on the sign part
Gandhi165: ;lakdhg;lkagl;khag
Gandhi165: yeah
Gandhi165: satirical signs
courtjester5000: HOMELESS: NEED MONEY, NOT A HOME
courtjester5000: a;oiegja4we;oihpawoi4tjal;sdgadsgh
courtjester5000: or
Gandhi165: MONEYLESS
courtjester5000: KILLIN EM SOFTLY WITH THIS SIGN
courtjester5000: wow, that gives me an idea
courtjester5000: BLOG POST NIGGA!!!!
Gandhi165: halksdf;lkasdf
Gandhi165: check it out
Gandhi165: well..first
Gandhi165: site me as being unemployed
Gandhi165: haha
courtjester5000: ;asldfasdg
Gandhi165: im writing another blog
courtjester5000: you'll be the inspiration
Gandhi165: getting back on the wagon
Gandhi165: if you will
courtjester5000: hellz ya
courtjester5000: do somethign funny
Gandhi165: but its about going to india
courtjester5000: ehhh
Gandhi165: and how i dont really want to go
courtjester5000: why you gotta play to indians
courtjester5000: do a comedy blog
Gandhi165: lhk;adg;lhadlgkhaldkg
Gandhi165: i will dick
courtjester5000: ahahahah
Gandhi165: but this one was on the backburner for months
Gandhi165: anyways
Gandhi165: im making a point that india isnt high on my priority list of my life
courtjester5000: when are you going
courtjester5000: dick
Gandhi165: and anchoring it with this list
Gandhi165: Priority list in my life:

1) Figuring out my purpose in this world
2) Enjoying life with friends and family
3) Womanizing (aka practicing techniques for the long-term benefit of my future wife)
4) Maintaining my masculine physique
5) WatchingDaily Show/Colbert Report
….
….
237) Vulcanization of rubber
238) Female menstrual cycle
239) India
240) Beastiality
241) The Bible

courtjester5000: aosl;digasjdgasd;hlargasdgf
courtjester5000: thats hilarious
Gandhi165: should i add/delete anything?
Gandhi165: mr. editor and chief
courtjester5000: masturbating
courtjester5000: duh
Gandhi165: oooh yeah
courtjester5000: god ur stupid
courtjester5000: DICK
courtjester5000: ahahah
Gandhi165: but thats number 2
courtjester5000: get it
Gandhi165: my penis is my friend
courtjester5000: oooo
Gandhi165: and i enjoy life with it
Gandhi165: skaldg;lakshg
Gandhi165: well..its actually family
courtjester5000: ya, its related
Gandhi165: we share the same blood, technically
Gandhi165: khasfl;khg;lahsfhlkg
courtjester5000: its inbred
Gandhi165: like a retarded cousin
courtjester5000: with one eye
courtjester5000: just drools on you all day
Gandhi165: like a little baby jesus
courtjester5000: ;aoislta;lsighkafsdkl;gj
Gandhi165: ;halkdhg;klahg
courtjester5000: occasionally it tried to act all hard
courtjester5000: then you put it in its place
courtjester5000: usually it just tries to bury itself in holes
courtjester5000: and you dont have the heart to tell it no
courtjester5000: because its retarded
courtjester5000: and its like the only thing it has in life
courtjester5000: a singular joy
courtjester5000: at least it's not mad at you for cutting its hair
courtjester5000: (mine's still pissed)
courtjester5000: (literally)
Gandhi165: lkjsahgl;khaslfhglksflhgalskfhg
Gandhi165: l;jkhsbfoi;as;orhgoiahgoihaorigoahrgoiahroighw
courtjester5000: ;aoish;gjaoirljga;sdfilfhaj;sfldhkb
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4 Comments

Frigidoshio's picture
Frigidoshio (not verified) on May 1st, 2006:

Haha, that was great.

Why can't my IM's be like that?

Anonymous's picture
Anonymous (not verified) on May 6th, 2006:

whats the symbolism of the "askdfhslfjhas" just private things that you didnt want posted??

Dan Opp's picture
Dan Opp (not verified) on May 6th, 2006:

It's the Trendy IM Laugh

Anonymous's picture
Anonymous (not verified) on May 6th, 2006:

well colour me both informed and out of the loop

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