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I am easily excited by spontaneous things, amusing people, random moments, minor observations, and alcohol. I'm also the founder and editor of PIC, which manages to incorporate all of those things. Email me at court@pointsincase.com
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Prioritize Your Penis, Dick
By Court Sullivan | May 1, 2006
| Comments (4) | Submit an article | 
Gandhi165: im unemployed
Gandhi165: on NY state Unemployement
Gandhi165: ;lskdg;lkashg
courtjester5000: a;sdilffja;slkdgha
courtjester5000: asdghasdf;hilauro;iagsdfg
courtjester5000: join the homeless dude
courtjester5000: you'd totally outdo them on the sign part
Gandhi165: ;lakdhg;lkagl;khag
Gandhi165: yeah
Gandhi165: satirical signs
courtjester5000: HOMELESS: NEED MONEY, NOT A HOME
courtjester5000: a;oiegja4we;oihpawoi4tjal;sdgadsgh
courtjester5000: or
Gandhi165: MONEYLESS
courtjester5000: KILLIN EM SOFTLY WITH THIS SIGN
courtjester5000: wow, that gives me an idea
courtjester5000: BLOG POST NIGGA!!!!
Gandhi165: halksdf;lkasdf
Gandhi165: check it out
Gandhi165: well..first
Gandhi165: site me as being unemployed
Gandhi165: haha
courtjester5000: ;asldfasdg
Gandhi165: im writing another blog
courtjester5000: you'll be the inspiration
Gandhi165: getting back on the wagon
Gandhi165: if you will
courtjester5000: hellz ya
courtjester5000: do somethign funny
Gandhi165: but its about going to india
courtjester5000: ehhh
Gandhi165: and how i dont really want to go
courtjester5000: why you gotta play to indians
courtjester5000: do a comedy blog
Gandhi165: lhk;adg;lhadlgkhaldkg
Gandhi165: i will dick
courtjester5000: ahahahah
Gandhi165: but this one was on the backburner for months
Gandhi165: anyways
Gandhi165: im making a point that india isnt high on my priority list of my life
courtjester5000: when are you going
courtjester5000: dick
Gandhi165: and anchoring it with this list
Gandhi165: Priority list in my life:
1) Figuring out my purpose in this world
2) Enjoying life with friends and family
3) Womanizing (aka practicing techniques for the long-term benefit of my future wife)
4) Maintaining my masculine physique
5) WatchingDaily Show/Colbert Report
….
….
237) Vulcanization of rubber
238) Female menstrual cycle
239) India
240) Beastiality
241) The Bible
courtjester5000: aosl;digasjdgasd;hlargasdgf
courtjester5000: thats hilarious
Gandhi165: should i add/delete anything?
Gandhi165: mr. editor and chief
courtjester5000: masturbating
courtjester5000: duh
Gandhi165: oooh yeah
courtjester5000: god ur stupid
courtjester5000: DICK
courtjester5000: ahahah
Gandhi165: but thats number 2
courtjester5000: get it
Gandhi165: my penis is my friend
courtjester5000: oooo
Gandhi165: and i enjoy life with it
Gandhi165: skaldg;lakshg
Gandhi165: well..its actually family
courtjester5000: ya, its related
Gandhi165: we share the same blood, technically
Gandhi165: khasfl;khg;lahsfhlkg
courtjester5000: its inbred
Gandhi165: like a retarded cousin
courtjester5000: with one eye
courtjester5000: just drools on you all day
Gandhi165: like a little baby jesus
courtjester5000: ;aoislta;lsighkafsdkl;gj
Gandhi165: ;halkdhg;klahg
courtjester5000: occasionally it tried to act all hard
courtjester5000: then you put it in its place
courtjester5000: usually it just tries to bury itself in holes
courtjester5000: and you dont have the heart to tell it no
courtjester5000: because its retarded
courtjester5000: and its like the only thing it has in life
courtjester5000: a singular joy
courtjester5000: at least it's not mad at you for cutting its hair
courtjester5000: (mine's still pissed)
courtjester5000: (literally)
Gandhi165: lkjsahgl;khaslfhglksflhgalskfhg
Gandhi165: l;jkhsbfoi;as;orhgoiahgoihaorigoahrgoiahroighw
courtjester5000: ;aoish;gjaoirljga;sdfilfhaj;sfldhkb
Gandhi165: im unemployed Gandhi165: on NY state Unemployement
Gandhi165: ;lskdg;lkashg
courtjester5000: a;sdilffja;slkdgha
courtjester5000: asdghasdf;hilauro;iagsdfg
courtjester5000: join the homeless dude
courtjester5000: you'd totally outdo them on the sign part
Gandhi165: ;lakdhg;lkagl;khag
Gandhi165: yeah
Gandhi165: satirical signs
courtjester5000: HOMELESS: NEED MONEY, NOT A HOME
courtjester5000: a;oiegja4we;oihpawoi4tjal;sdgadsgh
courtjester5000: or
Gandhi165: MONEYLESS
courtjester5000: KILLIN EM SOFTLY WITH THIS SIGN
courtjester5000: wow, that gives me an idea
courtjester5000: BLOG POST NIGGA!!!!
Gandhi165: halksdf;lkasdf
Gandhi165: check it out
Gandhi165: well..first
Gandhi165: site me as being unemployed
Gandhi165: haha
courtjester5000: ;asldfasdg
Gandhi165: im writing another blog
courtjester5000: you'll be the inspiration
Gandhi165: getting back on the wagon
Gandhi165: if you will
courtjester5000: hellz ya
courtjester5000: do somethign funny
Gandhi165: but its about going to india
courtjester5000: ehhh
Gandhi165: and how i dont really want to go
courtjester5000: why you gotta play to indians
courtjester5000: do a comedy blog
Gandhi165: lhk;adg;lhadlgkhaldkg
Gandhi165: i will dick
courtjester5000: ahahahah
Gandhi165: but this one was on the backburner for months
Gandhi165: anyways
Gandhi165: im making a point that india isnt high on my priority list of my life
courtjester5000: when are you going
courtjester5000: dick
Gandhi165: and anchoring it with this list
Gandhi165: Priority list in my life:
1) Figuring out my purpose in this world
2) Enjoying life with friends and family
3) Womanizing (aka practicing techniques for the long-term benefit of my future wife)
4) Maintaining my masculine physique
5) WatchingDaily Show/Colbert Report
….
….
237) Vulcanization of rubber
238) Female menstrual cycle
239) India
240) Beastiality
241) The Bible
courtjester5000: aosl;digasjdgasd;hlargasdgf
courtjester5000: thats hilarious
Gandhi165: should i add/delete anything?
Gandhi165: mr. editor and chief
courtjester5000: masturbating
courtjester5000: duh
Gandhi165: oooh yeah
courtjester5000: god ur stupid
courtjester5000: DICK
courtjester5000: ahahah
Gandhi165: but thats number 2
courtjester5000: get it
Gandhi165: my penis is my friend
courtjester5000: oooo
Gandhi165: and i enjoy life with it
Gandhi165: skaldg;lakshg
Gandhi165: well..its actually family
courtjester5000: ya, its related
Gandhi165: we share the same blood, technically
Gandhi165: khasfl;khg;lahsfhlkg
courtjester5000: its inbred
Gandhi165: like a retarded cousin
courtjester5000: with one eye
courtjester5000: just drools on you all day
Gandhi165: like a little baby jesus
courtjester5000: ;aoislta;lsighkafsdkl;gj
Gandhi165: ;halkdhg;klahg
courtjester5000: occasionally it tried to act all hard
courtjester5000: then you put it in its place
courtjester5000: usually it just tries to bury itself in holes
courtjester5000: and you dont have the heart to tell it no
courtjester5000: because its retarded
courtjester5000: and its like the only thing it has in life
courtjester5000: a singular joy
courtjester5000: at least it's not mad at you for cutting its hair
courtjester5000: (mine's still pissed)
courtjester5000: (literally)
Gandhi165: lkjsahgl;khaslfhglksflhgalskfhg
Gandhi165: l;jkhsbfoi;as;orhgoiahgoihaorigoahrgoiahroighw
courtjester5000: ;aoish;gjaoirljga;sdfilfhaj;sfldhkb
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