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About Court Sullivan
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Huntsville, AL
School
Emory University
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I am easily excited by spontaneous things, amusing people, random moments, minor observations, and alcohol. I'm also the editor of PIC, which manages to incorporate all of those things.
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Taboo Language Barriers
Posted October 19th, 2005 by Court Sullivan
Most of the time, explaining what I do to people I meet takes a bit of well...explanation. Usually because the way I try to curtail things with "I run a website" sounds shady. But the other day I found a cool new way to shorten the conversation. It went like this:
Opponent I Just Beat in a Tennis Match: So, what is it you do again?
Me: I run a website...
OIJBTM: Ahh... *confused, scrutinizing look*
Me: Oh, no! Haha...it's not what you think. It's a porn site.
OIJBTM: A... hmm.
Me: And where do you work?
OIJBTM: I'm a minister at West End Baptist.
Me: Seeya Sunday! ....NOT!!! I'VE GOT A DOUBLE-ANAL AT NOON!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Speaking of which, with the baby boomer population swelling into the retired, over-60 category in record numbers, I'm predicting that GILF's will make a huge comeback in 10 years.
Speaking of ILF's, what if MILF became a way for teenagers to ask their parent's permission to have sex?
Teenager: Mom, I'd like to fuck this girl--
Mom: Sweetie!! Use your manners. It's "MILF my girlfriend please."
Opponent I Just Beat in a Tennis Match: So, what is it you do again?
Me: I run a website...
OIJBTM: Ahh... *confused, scrutinizing look*
Me: Oh, no! Haha...it's not what you think. It's a porn site.
OIJBTM: A... hmm.
Me: And where do you work?
OIJBTM: I'm a minister at West End Baptist.
Me: Seeya Sunday! ....NOT!!! I'VE GOT A DOUBLE-ANAL AT NOON!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Speaking of which, with the baby boomer population swelling into the retired, over-60 category in record numbers, I'm predicting that GILF's will make a huge comeback in 10 years.
Speaking of ILF's, what if MILF became a way for teenagers to ask their parent's permission to have sex?
Teenager: Mom, I'd like to fuck this girl--
Mom: Sweetie!! Use your manners. It's "MILF my girlfriend please."
1 Comments
Dude, I lost it on that last joke. Instant classic.
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