Lamar Torrence is a Gay, White Man

Hi, my name is Lamar Torrence and I am a proud homosexual. Also, despite my appearance, I am a white male of Irish descent.

I enjoy such activities as listening to my iPod on the go, eating chicken salad sandwiches my roommate makes for me every day during the week, and watching David Hasselhoff prance around the beach in German-dubbed Baywatch re-runs.

I am an avid Star Trek fan. Please don't call us Trekkies anymore though, we are now Trekkers. Go Vulcans!

Well, I guess that about sums me up.

My name is Lamar Torrence, and this is my official reference page on the internet!
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