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Author: Wesley Jansen
What you never learned is that you're a replaceable peon, your career means nothing, your marriage will fail, and nobody loves you. Don't worry though, you were a mistake to begin with.
A brutally honest portrait of the man you may or may not actually want to date. Warning: includes thoughts on masturbation.
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