It is extremely glamorous being of Russian descent and all. Ironically, I am quite Jewish. To my parents' dismay, I BELIEVE IN JESUS! Blasphemy. I just figure, if you're gonna go with the whole crackpot "Jewish" program, you may as well go all the way. It's like eating a salad and leaving out the lettuce. Welp, I am a natural blonde. I claim that in all genuine honesty. I am a HUGE slut. I talk shit about EVERYONE. And yes, I had passionate slut sex with your boyfriend. And that thing you heard about me licking the girl's slimy? Well it's not entirely false. I send naked photos of my artificial c-cups (That my mother bought me for my 16th birthday) to my own brother. OH, and I lie A LOT. I also sleep in a trashcan. Did I mention that I'm a Nazi? Cause I am. I'm a Jewish Nazi. I was born in a brothel in Kyoto. I have no job. I just hang out at Subway and give free angry hand jobs to my co-workers. My breath smells like tobacco and camel sweat at all times and I don't bathe regularly. It's all TRUE!