Is There a Subtle Way to Ask if My Book-Club Book Has Cunnilingus in It?
“Triumphant” and “human spirit” are always code for books that are shitty, depressing, and highly unlikely to have consensual oral sex of any kind.
Author: Rebecca Anderson
I Resent the Placenta in My Freezer
I like the idea of burying it next to a tree. But since we can’t even keep the racoons and possums out of the compost bin, that’s not happening.
What the Commercials During “Days of Our Lives” Say About You, the Pathetic Daytime Viewer
The three most frequent commercials running during Days of Our Lives, and their insulting implications for you, the lazy sack of shit on the sofa.