50 tweets highlighting the most ridiculous aspects of American culture. Click on any of them to retweet. Know that you did something funny for your country.
Author: Morris Jimson
There's just one problem with country music: it glorifies breaking both the laws of God and men. Here are a few of the worst offenses, including stalking and homicide.
My boss greeted me with a "How are you?" as he walked by in the morning. Before I could catch myself, I answered, "Not much, you?"
Could this be a hijacking of both a plane and the American public to try to teach them something about geography? Somebody get Nance Grace on this.
A 10-question quiz to reveal your Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance Theorist identity Are you the Pilot Suicide, the Catastrophic Failure, or something else?
Obamacare: the most frightening thing to emerge from the womb of the Communist Obama jihad squad. Here are three real-life examples of the healthcare failure.
What he says: "Haha, it's only gay if you make eye contact!" What he means: "Staring contest, Brent."
No matter how many Americans believe ghosts exist, shut the fuck up, you didn't see a ghost or anything supernatural for that matter. Here's why.
There are as many reasons to have children as tear drops on Taylor Swift's guitar, but sometimes you find out, like the tear drops, those reasons are just...gonorrhea.
People like to believe that they control what they enjoy doing, when in fact most of their preferences can be traced back to their unconscious brain.