There are only four types of people who drink Gatorade. Half are douchebags, half are athletes, and the rest are just really, really fucking thirsty.
Have you read The Sun Also Rises? Yeah, I didn't finish it either. From what I've gathered, that is my life. All that senseless drunken debauchery and bullfighting. I was born into a middle-class white family. My parents enjoyed the occasional drink and a game of cribbage. I thought that seemed like old people shit. I kind of like cribbage now.