Fuel up your chainsaws, polish your silver spheres, and crack the knuckles of your knife-fingered gloves: it's sexy male hunters from the movies.
Author: Gavin Pitt
We go behind the hockey mask and get under Freddy’s fingernails with horror’s top five sexiest male psychopaths, including Christian Bale, Jeremy Renner, and Gaspard Ulliel.
The chemistry between some of these characters leads to some awesomely homoerotic moments, not to mention way too much "shirt ripping off."
This year we grab our white sheets and harass Whoopi Goldberg to be our ethereal go-between as we polish our (crystal) balls and tackle the top 5 sexiest male ghosts.
This year we've picked a somewhat daunting monster to find attractive. As walking corpses, zombies tend not to be included very often when erotic fantasies come to mind.
The guy who used to make the popcorn, who is now Bruinhilda, the Spectacular Dancing Bear of the Mysterious Gypsies, tells me I got lucky.
Elliot: What's that film with the Running Away Guy? Gavin: ...The Running Man? Elliot: No, the one with the Guy Who's Running Away. It had the whip-g…
<p>So, yeah... about that Zombie Apocalypse scare this week, with the guy in Jersey throwing his own guts at cops, and the naked dude in Florida eating another guy's face...</p>
<p>Who needs a bunch of Mayan book-keepers who've been dead for 5000 years, or Harold Camping (the Californian wingnut preacher who has been *brain*dead for 5000 years) telling us when the world's going to end?
Andrew: I don't believe this. It's after midnight, and I'm still cooking for guests! Gavin: Are your guests Gremlins? If so, DO NOT FEED THEM IT'S A T…