By staff writer JD Rebello
|
Your Score
|
Your SUPER-OFFICIAL Assessment
|
|
|
|
1-9 points
|
You didn't finish the quiz, stupid. What are you, in high school?
|
|
|
|
10-15 points
|
You are every dean of admissions' wet dream. Go have a beer before suicide catches up with you.
|
|
|
|
16-25 points
|
You have a relatively well-balanced lifestyle. But you're in college, so that's bad.
|
|
|
|
26-34 points
|
Not bad, a few more hangovers and hospital visits and your condition may improve.
|
|
|
|
35-40 points
|
Jesus Christ, you're an animal. See you in prison.
|
|
|
|
41+ points
|
Congratulations, you're the ultimate college student. And since getting a 41 is mathematically impossible, you obviously cheated, which makes you even more impressive. Bravo.
|
|
0 Comments
Post a comment...