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People Who Travel in Packs to Parties

Things Everyone Should be Bothered By:
 People Who Travel in Packs to
Parties
 By Matt House



Since I live on a busy street off-campus inhabited by other college students, I am often witness to influxes of freshman and sophomores trekking up our hill to the closest keg.
Our house has even been known to throw a few parties and nothing is more annoying than peering out my window to see an orgy of these vagrants sniffing their way toward the smell
of stale beer and sex. It immediately kills any good vibe and the balance of any party when three thousand new people decide to show up simultaneously.



I am somewhat sympathetic of freshman for committing such a sin during the first weekend of school. You don’t know anyone and want to find the “it” party where
everyone is so you can begin networking, making friends, and possibly even picking up a late night companion. After this first weekend, though, this act is totally prohibited. A
week in, you should have at least established a relationship with your roommate or kids in your hall. They are the people you should be walking with to parties, not your entire
class.



New rule: If you ever find yourself in a group of 7 or more (6 or more if it’s all guys or girls) immediately break off into two groups. That may even been too big.



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