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Why America is Better than England
These six reasons shouldn't come as any big revolution.
By contributing writer J.B. Hour
ThaEternl1 (11:12:41 PM): I hate England.
DX Traeger (11:13:00 PM): They have double-decker buses.
ThaEternl1 (11:13:11 PM): Who needs a second level anyway?
DX Traeger (11:13:12 PM): We have triple-stack cheeseburgers at Wendy's.
At my part-time job (if you consider 30 hours a week part-time), there is this guy, who we will call Todd. This isn’t just any guy; he’s from England. A bloody redcoat. A tea drinking mother fucker.
Now, usually I don’t have anything against people from England. (Although I do find it fascinating that I haven’t been to a dentist in years and I have better teeth than the bloody lot of them.) But I hardly knew Todd so I figured I’d see what he was made of. I wanted to push a few buttons to see how he’d react, too. So I asked him if he was still mad that England lost the war.
It took him a moment to realize I was talking about the Revolutionary War. He actually thought I meant some civil war. I didn’t know what the bloody hell he was talking about. That’s when he gave me a history lesson. He gave me England’s own version of the events that took place some 230 odd years ago. He informed me that the United States didn’t gain their independence from England until 1976.
Of course, that isn’t exactly how I remember it happening, and I’m sure you history buffs will agree. My 5th grade history teacher, Mr. Southem, said we kicked England out and declared our independence on the 4th of July, the 7th month of the year, 1776. (Although it should also be noted that Mr. Southem’s favorite joke was, “What’s the capital of Alaska? I know, Juneau?” so it’s hard to take anything he says too seriously.) What I do know is that we took all of their shitty tea and threw it in the Boston Harbor because we were sick of paying taxes. And now, instead of giving all of our hard earned cash to the King of England, we now give it to the King of Retards. Both named George, ironically.
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Sadly, we’re still sick of paying taxes. According to Todd, the Queen of England signed the papers that gave the United States of America their independence on July 4, 1976. I find it fascinating that the rest of the world considers the United States to be the most arrogant country, and gives England a free pass. Seriously, how arrogant do you have to be to lose a war, then wait 200 years to acknowledge the fact that your opposition formed its own country, with its own laws, leaders, and government structure, completely separate from your own?
So, in honor of this new information that has come to my attention (that the United States has only been its own country for 31 years) I’ve decided to tell you why the United States is better than England.
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Victoria Beckham isn’t a celebrity here. She’s just somebody’s wife. Which one was she again? Let me see. Sleepy, Dopey, Scary, Posh. I don’t think it even matters anymore.
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We drive on the RIGHT side of the road. Todd did what every other person from England I’ve met does. He told me that WE drive on the wrong side of the road. I looked it up and about a quarter of the world drives on the left side. That means three-quarters of the world drive on the right side of the road. Majority rules, ya Brit. Right side of the road wins.
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Football involves the Steelers, five Super Bowl victories (the most in NFL history), and Penn State Football. If it weren’t for “American Football” there wouldn’t be a Beaver Stadium and 110,000 screaming fans who probably consume more alcohol during one home game weekend than all of Europe does in a year. That last statement is outrageous and I have no actual evidence to support my claim, but it’s still probably true.
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The U.S. was never taken over by anybody. Ever. Remember World War II? Of course you don’t, you weren’t alive. Well I have the internet and I looked it up. Germany successfully invaded England and occupied London. Winston Churchill was overrated. I think he might even have been an alcoholic, too. That is, if having alcohol for breakfast makes you an alcoholic. Thanks to the good ole U-S of A, England is still around to remind us all how we drive on the wrong side of the road.
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Child pornography is illegal in the United States. Child pornography being what it is, it stands to reason that it would also be illegal in England, too. Right? Wrong. Elton John owns child pornography. Only instead of arresting him, the courts in England said it was fine. It was over some picture he had with two girls belly dancing, one of them naked. Although, considering it was a naked a picture of a girl, I guess maybe I get their point. It IS Elton John.
- King Ralph. King Ralph was that movie starring John Goodman. It might be the shittiest movie I’ve ever seen. If you haven’t seen the movie (you’re lucky, you’re still going to Heaven) it’s about an American who is a descendant of British royalty that is the heir to the Royal thrown after the entire Royal family is electrocuted during a family photo. Outside. In the rain. England is just full of geniuses. Of course, conforming to British standards, King Ralph is a loudmouth, uncouth, slob from America with no social boundaries or redeeming qualities. And of course, you guessed it. Everybody in England is classy and sophisticated. They spend the entire movie trying to make John Goodman conform to British social standards. It’s complete nonsense.
So, here’s to you, Todd, you blubbering fool:
The United States of America is a teenage country, 231 years old with a big dick. Keep talking shit and you might end up fucked in the ass one day.
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(Post a comment)You're a dumbass. If we're to go by majority rules in terms of which side of the road to drive on then why are you arguing that American Football is real football when the majority of the world thinks it's shit compared to what we call soccer.
Talk about arrogance when you're kissing the ass of a nation who's administration is too arrogant to admit the Iraq war is a lost, too arrogant to remove our military men from harm's way.
Ignorance is hilarious.
America invaded Iraq for one reason, we can. We are the most powerful country and all of the other countries who frown down at us are just afraid because if the USA saw something we though wasnt right we would step in not just stand at the sideline watching with a sad face ( example- holocaust). Britian isnt our mother country it is our little sister who we beat the shit out of and jacked all her belongings and left her with a cold rainy island no one would ever want.
Except that we actually declared war on the Nazis in the first place...
lol. i know how fucking long did it take for them to join and i dont care what they say to drop an atomic bomb on a civilian city was just wrong in my opinion. They are still suffering from the affects to this very day. All those women and children.
Dude your fucking retarded it was a decision made to save American lives a decision we had every right to make, the Japanese invented the kamikaze and that was basically their war strategy just fight until they won or they were all dead but America was like fuck that nonsense we don't have to fight by their rules so we ended it the best way possible by dropping the nuke and after that Japan humbly surrendered with their tails between their legs.
Any historian knows that the only reason that the US of A droped the A bomb on Japan was to show the USSR a thing. Bunch of fags. all of the US are FAT with bad dress sence plastic women and no sence of culture
First of all; America dropped the nuke on Japan because Japan (for NO ABSOLUTE REASON) decided to invade Haiwaii from the air and kill tons of families and the military base. And for all those gay ass britians that don't know about Haiwaii; Haiwaii is a little island in the middle of nowhere and is also are 49th state (I believe....). So they kept on invading, so the USA WARNED THEM that if they didnt stop we would drop the nuke. But guess what? They didn't listen and kept on killing innocent families. So we dropped the nuke. It was our DEFENSE what else were we gonna do? Sit back and let them kill innocent people? Ofcourse not, so for all those Britianers (or whatever the hell you call yourselves) that are saying we're heartless, mindless, people, go eat some snails or something.
The USA never actually said they were going to drop the Nuke, they just said that something bad will happen which just sounds like a bad bluff and Japan called the Bluff, they USA nuked them, and technically they didn't invade USA for no reason. When the USA was like wtf is going on over there in Europe, oh wait there in war, the USA stopped giving supplies to Japan and they were pissed, the USA did the right thing but this is just to say that it was not uncalled for. And its true that the only reason why they used the nuke was not to protect them selves, it was just to show Russia that they had bigger guns.
You see, the us and canada can be more chill that any two European countries can ever be. Props to my brothers in the north :D
You see, the us and canada can be more chill than any two European countries can ever be. Props to my brothers in the north :D
You see, the us and canada can be more chill than any two European countries can ever be. Props to my brothers in the north :D
You see, the us and canada can be more chill than any two European countries can ever be. Props to my brothers in the north :D
You see, the us and canada can be more chill than any two European countries can ever be. Props to my brothers in the north :D
Am English and even I know that it's not you 49th state it's your 50th and it used to belong to the British hence the union flag is apart of the flag of Hawaii
i am pretty sure the british flag is apart of there flag is because there part of the common wealth, just saying
Hmmmm I'm British and was in Hawaii a few weeks ago. Hawaii was the 50th state hence the telley program Hawaii 5-0 also defense is actually spelt defenCe, as is Haiwaii spelt Hawaii. By the way we are either Britons or British, I don't think you are heartless, mindless people, I actually think that 99% of you are extremely nice and hospitable people its a shame that that one percent that spoils it is people like you. Hawaii is actually made up of 8 main islands and many small atolls (little islands that keep expanding every day therefore hard to keep track of) and it's the French who eat 'l'escargot' (snails).
Funny how people say we were the ones to blame in WWII considering the fact the British were crying their eyes out for our help during it. And I find it funny the British guy is making spelling corrections in the comments below, even though "spelt" isn't even a real word. I also find it funny how the Canadian stated that Japan had a good reason for bombing and killing a bunch of American people just because we didn't want to supply Japan. It's kinda like saying that it's okay I can shoot someone in the face for giving me decaf instead of regular, or snapping a baby's neck because it coughed. I guess trying to defend our country from death and not supplying a radical dictating country with weapons is a bad thing by the world's standards today. I guess we should have not dropped the bombs and should have let more American and Japanese people die by invading them. The world's logic has updated. Aren't you sure as he'll glad we stayed behind?
Ya! Japan's like we helped you in WWI, why can't you give us guns to murder innocent chinese/ korean people with???
We were like ... no?
They were like let us discuss the situation *bombs pearl harbor the next day*
that is literally how it went, its just because they had shit leaders at the time.
Spelt is a real word in UK English. And it's the UK not just England. It's sad that people like you let your country down. I love Americans just not you. And by the way, I have lovely teeth thanks to my free dental as a child and my subsidised dental as an adult on the NHS...British people may have had notoriously bad teeth a century or so ago, but not anymore we have an excellent healthcare system. Nice to see you rising above the stereotype.
There are good and bad points of both countries, but I'm glad I live in England so I never have to meet people like you.
firstly, not supplying a country pretty much means a lot of death and suffering, so i dont think those examples are very good... and spelt IS a word btw... also, I would like to state the fact that Britain was not crying their eyes out, even if we were getting bombed night after night, know about the battle of Britain, where we basically turned away the Luftwaffe?
firstly, not supplying a country pretty much means a lot of death and suffering, so i dont think those examples are very good... and spelt IS a word btw... also, I would like to state the fact that Britain was not crying their eyes out, even if we were getting bombed night after night, know about the battle of Britain, where we basically turned away the Luftwaffe?
Well.. You'r quite wrong...
The Japanese needed the Oil, Iron and other such raw materials, not weapons.. and besides America did supply the war against China up til mid '41... The USA began an embargo in july, quite abit off the point of japan invading China.
So in the end, Japan had 2 Choises.. make peace with the chinese and halt warfare in the pacific.. or step up the war and knock out the USA quickly securing the Pacific
So from Japans point of view there was little actual choise in the matter.. Though the Japanese would've undoubtetly attacked the USA at some point, but saying it happend without reason is just silly.
Taking into considderation how America is responding to the threat of Iran blocking of oil from the Persian gulf... you dont reckon that would mean America invading Iran?
im sure you'd see that as a reasonable invasion, right?.. if thats the case then you also see the Japanese invasion as reasonable.
hard not to know hawaii asshole by the way this is the correct way to spell it ... It was discovered by captain cook a british naval officer so go back to school and study real history if your brain can take it......!!!
Nonsense, the Nuke was dropped to warn of the Russians.. it has nothing to do with japan. That war was over as much as the war in Europe was over... the japs offered as much resistance as they could, and by that i mean hiding in caves and sacrificing themselves so as to not seem cowards.
Russia was at an advantage ... they could move into asia, which the americans and Europe (Britain) could not allow so they made sure Russia stopped her tacks quickly.
You do realized that America warned Japan that something bad will happen if they do not agree to the surrender terms dictated by the allied powers right? The Japanese diplomats simply ignored the warning.
The Japanese had no intention of surrendering regardless if they were being bombed day and night. Their history and their credo of death before dishonor was well known then after the US Navy encountered their Kamikaze pilots in the Pacific. US intelligence predicted over a million allied casualties if and when Japan was invaded. If you were the President of the US then, would you sacrifice all those lives for the sake of morality? It's a classic case of damn if you do and damn if you don't. So it came down to "its them or us".
BTW, where was the Brits in the Pacific in 1945? Thought the Brits were supposed to help out.
They were there too, just haven't made countless films about it. Who supported the invasion of the Philippines? I think you will find it was the British Pacific fleet. Britain were fighting in the Pacific throughout the whole war which was 1939-1945, not December 1941-45. Frankly, with the kind of country that has emerged in the USA perhaps Britain should have joined up with Germany and got rid of you arrogant retards.
" Who supported the invasion of the Philippines?"
I don't believe you. I have never once seen a TV or movie documentary about any British warship in the Pacific at the closing years of WW2. If there was British warships supporting American warships during the long sail from Islands of the Marianas to Leyte Gulf and then Okinawa, then those Brit warships would've been attacked by the Kamikazes. The TV documentary The World at War never once mentioned any British warships in the Pacific Theater helping the Yanks fight the Japanese. The Brits were in Burma fighting but now British help in the struggle to defeat Emperor Hirohito. The Aussies and Kiwis were there but no sign of the English.
Don't be offended mate, we're just debating ww2 facts.
Hey Langy, nice spelling you arrogant ass. Next time before you give me a "history" lesson, how about try spelling "dropped" and "sense" right you third-world education piece of shit. Here in America, we can actually spell are own fucking names, let alone 2nd grade literature. Wow the rest of the world must be fucking genius!
to the giant of morons who calls himself "LangyISaFUCKTARD" which is retarded per se, but there's more... i just marked the really bad ones in brackets:
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Hey Langy, nice spelling [,] you arrogant ass. Next time before you give me a "history" lesson, how about try spelling "dropped" and "sense" right [,] you third-world education piece of shit. Here in America, we can actually spell are [OUR] own fucking names, let alone 2nd grade literature. Wow[,] the rest of the world must be fucking genius!
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this is your masterpiece:
>>> [ "we can actually spell are own fucking names" ] <<< priceless!!!
greetings from europe, where people generally spell better and usually speak an additional language. have a nice life, idiot
I'm not here to insult anyone, I will say that what the brit was doing was typing fast (probably in anger) and thought you would be smart enough to figure out the slight mistakes, Yes I am british, but I dont hate the Americans, sure I will admit I personally think america was only looking after its own ass in the war, but that was not the average Americans choice, that was the governments choice, the American soldiers were just as brave as ours. 8 of my great family members were in the WW's. there is no way that none of them would have not at least met one American, once you joined in our soldiers were in there together, we are now allies and we should not disrespect both of our countries great soldiers by pretty much arguing over there death bed. D-day has been the main subject here, lets just stop this, one of my three great uncles died on D-day. then the other two who were on artillery and had to walk past the hundreds of dead troops on D-day + one, (British and American) both races bodies, just as disturbing. Both races soldiers were the same people, your ancestors were british my ancestors were british, if your african american or other please correct me, most people on here are white Americans. This is all I have to say, do your ancestors proud and stop saying that one man was better than another in this infamous fear striking war.
This goes to the guy you replied to as well.
ahaha american faggot, you are indeed a joke..... that knows fuck all about history, and by the looks of things... nothing. keep your shit to yourself you fat dumb fuck
I do believe America fucked up the English language, it's like a shipment of U's didn't get to USA quickly enough; If at all - and used the last one in it's name, it's fucking ironic name at that.
Now I ain't saying that Britain is all great and such, but neither is America. The stereotypical view of any American is here to see in 2/3's of the comments.
I personally don't give a shit about celeb's, in my eyes they're a complete bunch of money flaunters in which the money driven companies make MORE money off. Mostly just whoring their items to the public through the media.
I like Canada, but the US really lives up to it's stereotypical point on this.
One person was so kind as to say "Because if the USA wanted to do blablabla, it will do it"...This just proves your arrogance. Good day, I'm off to drink some Tea and stare at my flag for a few hours, pondering at how the USA is founded on a stupendous amount o gigantic lies.
Because USA is truly a better place than anywhere in the world. /sarcasm
Wow, you really sound like a stereotypic American right now
Ok man, let me point something out to you, I'm pretty sure there is more Englishmen on here talking shit and being more stereotypical/arrogant/ignorant then us Americans, and if you people from England knew how to avoid stupid shit and not take things like this so serious then I don't think any of us would be getting into it right now... and since you people want to get technical about the way us Americans speak English then here's a little bit of technicality for you and your Englishmen... This is NOT English class nor is it a how to speak English website.. so how about all your Englishmen get that straight and STOP whining! you people are definitely no better then us Americans so stop trying to be something you people are not!
And for anyone who thinks any of this is getting resolved by bitching about who is better and who isn't is quite the dumbass, everyone needs to learn GOD made all of us equal we all need to act like it.
Yeah "Fictional" for you and the rest of your dumbass englishmen who don't believe in GOD.... You're obviously a dimwit if you think god is fictional, you need GOD that's why you and your Englishmen are a bunch of stereotypical Losers with no lifes!
I get it now!! The US is becoming shit because we are all MORONIC.
1. I'm Welsh not English. So I'm not sure who you are talking about.
2. Even if I was English, then It would be "you and other Englishmen". I don't own any Englishmen. That I am aware of.
3. Atheists have, on Average, lower crime rates, lower divorce rates and higher IQ. It's a considerable margin as well. Why? Because if we have the intelligence to realize that Virgins giving birth, and snakes that can talk, are not real, that's already an advantage in the intelligence department.
4. It's Lives. Not lifes.
5. Just rubbing in the fact that you can't count this high.
And yes. I am the guy who put God is fictional. Because he is. As a Bus advertisement once read
"There is no God. Now stop worrying and get on with your lives."
Not "lifes".
If Atheists are sooooo intelligent and sophisticated, why then are there not any leader of the world who is an Atheist?
you and your gung ho attitude are the reason that america is the worlds most hated nation.
Not all Englishmen don't believe in God. I am a very strong British Christian but i respect other peoples views as well if they choose not to believe in God you can't force it upon them. You are just stereotyping all British people the same and if you are a Christian you should believe that we are all the same in the eyes of God, so why are you saying English people are stereotypical losers. Why are people comparing who's better England or America i clicked on this by accident and started reading it. Honestly it made me laugh. One England was not invaded by Hitler he tried and failed to do so. He came very close he nearly gained air superiority but when an English men 'accidently' dropped a bomb on Berlin Hitler changed his tactics and started bombing London. He was so close to claiming air superiority. I had never heard of Victoria Beckham before now and i have not been living under a rock.
Personally I don't care what you all think but I believe that we shouldn't stereotype people all because they come from a certain country.
First things first, God is what you believe in not what everyone else does, what about all those Muslims who are going to be bitching on this now?
This is classic English arrogance at best. Mate I hope you don't celebrate Christmas because if you and 90 percent of your people do, then England is the biggest freakin' hypocrite in the entire world. Does the Anglican church preach Christianity or Atheism? No worries because England will soon become an Islamic country anyway and pretty soon the English Monarchy will make a pilgrimage to Mecca. I would love to see that one day.
You jumped up little yankee squirt.Its because of you yanks invading other peoples countrys for oil that islam is spreading. and dont worry its on its way to you as they say you reap what you sow and you sure planted far and wide.maybe you will learn to keep your noses out next time.but its too late this time you stirred the pot and its about to boil over and you will suffer just like all of us because you think your big and hard but you are just bullies.(fat ones)!!!
WE invade other peoples' countries!!??? WE do??!! I NEVER have heard ANYONE say something more STUPID than that. AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST AND INDIA ARE FUCKED UP BECAUSE OF COLONIAL ENGLAND. THERE IS NOT ONE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LIKES ENGLAND. EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE STUCK UP BRATS.
America is ruled by terrorists. I mean think about it, who's invading who's country? whos kids are starving? Who's women are getting raped? who uses brutal methods of torture? It is time for a change and everybody seems to think that just because obama is mixed race he must a "good guy" but the fact is he doesn't run the country, thats wot the CIA do, and besides he is still supporting capitalism which is practically slavery (those days are not over), he still supports war, i mean he has promised 30 Billion to israel and they are blood thirsty phsyco's who want palestine. And people in the ghetto's of america seem to think they got it bad and ok maybe they got it worse than some but they think they badman gangsta cos fight in gangs and hold a gat but theres little kids who fight soldiers in tanks and they actually have no choice its not the same as when sum ghetto youth says "i got no choices", them kinda guys drop out of school cos they bun weed or get up in sum gang bangin but theres kids in africa who are lucky enough to scape enough money for an education and they walk miles everyday to get to school. America is not a bad country if your a Citizen because the government treats them like they are superior and seems to think that they can take what ever they want from anybody they want in order to make thier lives luxury, even if it means genocide, torture, rape etc i cud go on about the crimes of the white house. America is not a shit country its just ruled by greedy blood thirsty tyrants
You might want to read the history of how the US came about then.
India is fast becoming one of the worlds biggest economies, the British trebled the population of India alone through sanitation and healthcare when they were there and gave them (amongst many other countries) the worlds third biggest railway system. The problems in the middle east predate British rule and are a problem of the Abrahamic religions of Christianity and Islam. Most countries in Africa that were rules by the British are successful, it is the ex French colonies that are not. A simple chart of the British empire/or even todays commonwealth laid over the most equal, wealthiest, healthiest, successful countries show the clear link.
You are just sad we live in an Anglo world. The Commonwealth is the most peaceful, largest conglomeration/unity of nations there is.
Rubbish mate. You're grasping on straws.
Christianity is dying in England and the Anglican church is powerless to reverse this historic course. Fact is there are more atheist in England now than there are Christians and Islam is creeping and spreading its tentacles in all aspect of English society. Soon there will be a Prime Minister Mohammed Khan running the show in the Parliament and where are you gonna be at? Australia? America? Can you imagine seeing your Queen in a burqa. That would be priceless. Jesus is the way mate.
Jesus is the way forward? No offence but I think you should be open to all religions, anyway, your so called christianity is what went over to the Middle East and slaughtered thousands of people... why? Because you decided that Muslims arent allowed to live in THEIR country? Another way of using God as an excuse for mass murder (reminds of another religion, but cant remeber which one...). Oh wait, and you're Protestant, right? Not trying to be offensive, but that is a religion that was founded by an English king that wanted to sleep with other women, a religion founded from smut...
Hi, Everybody, here's my Salute for all the great AMERICANS, I LOVE AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
I WON'T LET ANYBODY DISRESPECT US OF A, BECAUSE UNITED STATES IS THE BEST AND BEST!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE US IS WAY BETTER THAT england BECASUE THERE IS DIGNITY AND TRUE FREEDOM IN AMERICA BUT NOT IN britain, not a bit,
OF COURSE WE CAN'T BLAME ALL THE PEOPLE BUT MOSTLY ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE ANTI-SOCIAL AND UNPLEASANT.
BUT AMERICAN YOU JUST LIKE TO KNOW AND COMMUNUCATE WITH AMERICANS {GLORIOUS, EXALTED, BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, RESPECTFUL, HILARIOUS, AND ROMANTIC...}
THERE'S NO COUNTRY LIKE { THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA }
WHOEVER INSULT USA I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL THEM,
THE PRIDE OF US of A IS WONDERFUL AND EXTREMELY HIGH CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAUTE FROM { VALENTINO}
MY ETHNICITY IS {GREEK, KURDISH, ROMAN-ITALIAN, AND AMERICAN}
F* the USA, Valentino. Come get me. I'm American, and my ethnicity is Swedish, Irish, and French.
Everybody else, Germany did not occupy London in WWII. They did BOMB London.
Please reread your internet, it is obviously wrong.
F'ing idiots, all of you. No wonder this world is going to sh!t.
Damn what a MUT lol
Nobody is forcing you to live in America dude, if you hate it that bad then move dumbass we dont need you here you're probably useless here in America anyways, get out of here.
You stupid f*ck. I never said living in America was a bad thing. But I shouldn't have expected you to be able to comprehend words either. I make more money than you, I pay more taxes than you, and I have a f*cling brain. What really needs to happen is to have all of you stupid f*cks who don't know sh!t about Hawaii, foreign policy, or anything else thrown the f*ck out of OUR country. But since you were educated like so many others by our crap education system that lets dumb*SS jocks like you slide, and since smart people believe in freedom of speech, we're stuck with you.
America has a black president. Can you handle that? Maybe YOU should leave. Stupid f*cling pig.
I was about to point this out when I read your comment. The Nazis bombed London and invaded the Channel Islands only to find out that they had been demilitarised prior to their arrival. Plus the CI are not part of the UK. They are British crown dependencies...
Do you think England could've retaken Western Europe from the Germans without the Americans?
Do you think England could've defeated Germany without the United States?
Life would be a lot better with Hitler around instead of you people.
You don't mean that my man. We Yanks appreciate our former colonials just as much as you like your former subjects. One hand washes the other. We saved your arses from becoming a German colony and today England helps America in dealing with crazy ass dictators like Sadam Hussein or Ghadafy. Soon both countries will have to deal with Iran. America will deal with North Korea but England is needed to help out in denouncing Iran's Nuclear dreams. So please lighten up and have yourself a cup of tea to ease your discomfort.
Valentino shut the fuck up you brainwashed idiot if you think that the whole of America is high class then u really do need your head looked at
Freedom? In which country does the government routinely listen and record all telephone calls made, which country records and watches all SWITCH monetry transactions, which country doesnt even let you lock your luggage when you fly so they can look inside? America. Wheres your freedom?
And pleasant, which countries movie culture has entrenched the English language with foul obsenities, which country has massive crime and murder rates, which country gives one of the worlds smallest foreign aid amounts per person, America. Wheres your pleasantness?
And Dignity? Which country saw the what the Nazis were doing and stood alone and said this must stop, which country has higher equality, which country has the worlds biggest conglomeration of nations by peace rather than a huge army, which has the worlds oldest surviving democracy? Britain. Wheres Americas dignity?
Glory - Your start wars for oil, Britain fought them for liberty.
Beauty - The worlds premier travel guide named Britain the most beautiful place to visit, hence the nickname Beautiful Britain.
Amazing - Which country through the commonwealth has shared more equality, democracy and development than any other, Britain.
Respectful - Which country was the first in history to tell us slavery was wrong and stop other nations doing it at their own cost, Britain.
Hilarious - Which country has be reknowned for its sense of humour for centuries and is still claimed as some of the most intelligent of humour in the English language, Britain.
Romantic - Which country practically invented gallentry and ladies first culture, Britain.
' Respectful - Which country was the first in history to tell us slavery was wrong and stop other nations doing it at their own cost, Britain. "
Who introduce slavery to the world? Its your Beautiful Britain.
" Hilarious - Which country has be reknowned for its sense of humour for centuries and is still claimed as some of the most intelligent of humour in the English language, Britain. "
Are you kiddin" Ever heard of Mel Brooks and his movies?
" Romantic - Which country practically invented gallentry and ladies first culture, Britain. "
Now now .... if britain is romantic then I'm Valentino. I would imagine France or Spain but BRITAIN??? Ah Ah, no way. You guys don't even know how to kiss a girl properly.
We do have dignity. We dropped everthing and kept our word that we're going to save your arses against the Nazi's and we did.
Mel Brooks? You obviously wouldn't understand British humour if you think that is the funniest stuff ever made.
You joined in WW2 after Japan bombed Pearl Harbour in December 1941 - not to save Britain's 'Ass'. Britain pretty much saved its own 'ass' in 1939-1940 in the Battle of Britain.
Britain isn't particularly romantic but American girls seem to like our accents.
Britain didn't introduce slavery to the world you complete tool. Have a little think about it. There have pretty much been slaves since the human race has existed. Britain was the first to abolish slavery without much of a whimper really. We certainly didn't have a war to defend the right to keep people as slaves.
I suppose if you don't agree with me you can always go and buy a big gun and blow me away - or invade my country or something.
" I suppose if you don't agree with me you can always go and buy a big gun and blow me away - or invade my country or something "
Now why would I wanna do that? You fine Brits happen to be America's best friend therefore you are me mate. When there's a problem in the world, we would always band together to resolve the issue. It's been like that since we saved your arse in the second world war. Now you're helping us control the Jihadists. If you're taking issue regarding our boys lending help in preventing your people from speaking English with a German accent in the 1940's, then you should do some research and find the answer to why Mr. Churchill connived Mr. Roosevelt into joining the modern day English crusade - Churchill ala King Arthur.
We joined late because we wanted nothing to do with another European hissy fit. America was like Switzerland then but you English should thanked the Japanese for attacking us or we would never have joined the allied cause.
Mel Brooks brilliant me matey. You may not like his sense of humor (I'm taking the "U" out of humor as it is too Anglo) but it's slapstick, just like Monty Python and I love that group ... D'ya know ah mean mate? . Michael Palin is the best.
Slavery, however repugnant it is now, was once seen by the British Empire as a promising enterprise or trade to be exploited. And the English was succesfull in introducing it to America.
" Britain isn't particularly romantic but American girls seem to like our accents. "
You bet your arse you're not. You guys are the most uptight and stuck up folks when it comes to everything including romancing a fine young lovely bird. Be thankful you have that accent or you would never ever get laid.
But I'm quite sure you're a fine English lad and quite frankly, I have no ill feelings toward the English. They're good ally to America.
but lets remember if ur american u either want to fuck jesus or shoot black people
if you're british you want to play soccer to be touched by other men, and get knocked over into mud and cry about it for a long, long time, and then drink tea over it till your teeth get yellow and rotten then take a shower with your soccer team. I JUST WENT THERE.
You play "American Football", a contact sport where a load of testosterone filled men ram into each other. You don't even need to try for a euphemism.
There's a game here called Rugby that's played a lot. It's a bit like American Football only they don't stop every 10 seconds,it requires more than just running in a straight line and people don't pad themselves up like a Hypochondriacs kid.
You guys drink much more coffee which is WAYYYYY more staining that tea.
British teeth ain't that bad.It's a stereotype that isn't true. Tell you what, I'll settle and say British have bad teeth if you admit that all Americans are fat and stupid, cos' that's how ur stereotyped world over.
How about you settle with the "TRUTH" and that is ALL British people have bad teeth, and a lot of British people are FAT also and just so you and your englishmen don't think i'm stereotyping i'll also say a lot of Americans are Fat also... You think Britain has no fat fucks then look around dude Get over it prick
How do you know so much about "American football" oh thats right, American football is played in your dumb fucking country once every year, and boy does your Englishmen sure love it, dont try and say they dont either, ive seen the games being played over there and they had a full stadium of you worthless fucks, oddly enough you people were drinking tea and everytime i saw the people in the stands cheering and smiling i saw they had bad teeth lmao i probably saw you or one of your family members... what a bunch of idiots, your country is full of them.
dont worry mate, im sure when i watch any programme from america i'll see one of your relatives, after all the incest and all, so, how is your girlfriend, i mean sister?
Also, exactly, American football is played once here every year, whereas, proper football (soccer for around 1% of the world) is played in America in something called the MLS pretty much all the time... unlucky mate...
Americans copied Soccer from football, because Football was created in Tudor England shortly after America was discovered and American football is a copy from rugby again made in Tudor England so stick that up your backside
I find this hilarious. Not only because your punctuation is terrible but also that you've got British football completely out of line.
Furthermore, if I'm correct, the men who play Rugby here, do not wear frames or helmets. They are /real/ men. Whereas the men in America who play rugby wear complete 'body armour'. Obviously, they are afraid to get themselves hurt.
Not all of us drink tea and I have met and seen many Americans with 'rotten' teeth, as you put it.
I worship Jesus I don't want to fuck him, you arrogant little fuck, its not Americas fault you dumbasses had bad parents that didnt take you to church to learn about God.
Go read a bible, you fucks! no on second thought dont, just go to hell!
Oh and not everyone in America is racist towards blacks, I'm racist towards you English fuck though, no one here in America likes you not to mention a lot of countries don't like you UGLY pieces of shit!
Shut up you bible bashing fucking inbred I like the majority of Americans as they have a brain and can realise that anyone that says no one likes britain is a brainwashed idiot like yourself if Americans don't like Britain then why is there over 350,000 Americans who currently live in the uk and why is the uk in the top 5 of most liked and visited country in the world? So why don't you get your facts right and stop disrespecting a country you properly have never been too as I like America and Americans generally but people like you give America a bad name
You can fuck your mumsy for all I care. Fact of the matter is England is infested with child molesters and other ungodly deviant behavior because the Anglican church failed to do its job of keeping the English people from straying off course to Satanism. Maybe the Anglican church should reunite with the Vatican again. Britain is devoid of morals because it lost its belief in the higher being.
And American is infested with fat fucks, paedophiles and religious nutcases like you who is holding the human race back. God is fictional, no evidence whatsoever, case solved. Fucking yank.
God bless you my dear English son for thou art a lost soul. Ye mumsy's womb must be infected with AIDS when she gave birth to you as ye know not what you are talking about. Ye soul will burn in hell as y'all child molesters in England. No god no morals in thy country England.
Thomas 36:36 - " Ye English teeth must be fix as good denture is thy soul of ye body".
The Vatican is full of pedos and murderers. Athiests are almost always the most loving caring ethically moral people there are, and statistics by athiesm in countries and charity show this.
Here's a quote from an AMERICAN president, Herbert Hoover:
"The use of the nuclear weapon, with its indiscriminate killing of men, wonen and children, revolts my soul."
WTF?!! THEY SURRENDERED becaus u killed a few million people, I'm pretty sure that if a nuke was dropped in new yrok, and more were threatened to be dropped on different cities, America would surrender.
Japan have come back though, even after ur mass murder (as good as the holocaust), and are know the strongest economy in the world, much ahead of America!!!!!
not quite dumb fuck japan is the 3 largest economy and falling fast after the earthquake, fell 10% in a few days.
and after america dropped the a 2 bombs we fucking rebuilt japan if i wasn't for us dropping the bombs they would not be nearly the power they are today
I would expect you to build their city, that doesn't justify you killing millions of innocent people, for the last time the Japanese and the British have been friends from the moment we met, it was their emperor who decided to go with Nazi Germany. for example Japan helped us out one hell of a' lot more than America did in WW1,, I am not going to fight with you though as I think that that would be the most disrespectful thing to do to the deceased soldiers of WW2, that includes ALL soldiers; British, American, German, Japanese, Russian and all others, the enemy government were wrong, the soldiers were just following orders.
I would love to see an American and an Englishman in a ring duking it out. I think the way Americans fight, I mean their fight style, beats and Englishman anytime, anyday. The Brits also has a history of introducing a sport to the world and then losing it completely - like Rugby and boxing.
Americans are terrific in any sports but become prima donnas once on top. Sportsmanship and humbleness goes out the window. Good example is Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Here is my question:
If there is ever a rubber match between America vs England, who wins? Better yet, If the former Colonies fight its former colonizer again, who will remain standing?
Americans, blind brainwashed patriots. And where is America's economy? lol Australia has 20 million people and even our dollar is stronger than the U.S with 400 million people.
Japan was nuked because America had a new toy and they could use racism and hate to justify using it on Japan, that had already pretty much given up.
If not for Pearl Harbour the U.S of A would of still been in bed with Hitler.
Americans just have no grasp on anything that is alien to them, like other religions or cultures, if it's not done the U.S way, then it must be weird and wrong.
America is the new Nazi Germany if you think about it, Invade other countries illegally, force their will and ways of life on them, and kill anyone who disagrees all under the guise of doing it out of love for the mother land.
I mean the fact 99% of Americans think they incorrectly live in a democracy shows just how retarded and ignorant they are. (seriously America IS NOT a democracy, do some reading)
Any person with half a brain can do some reading and easily see America loved Nazi Germany, and how many Americans helped with the so called "holocaust" they claim to detest, people like Henry Ford of Ford Motors even has links to them some companies involved in Nazi chemical warfare and mind control research had Americans on their boards, funnily the German board members were all tried while the Americans were untouched.
America, a country founded on Hypocrisy.
Soooooo you Nazi's found those WMD's yet?
Any ways this is for the non Americans out there, as you'd have more luck getting through to a retarded duck with mad cow disease than any American.
In God We Trust? lol go back and reread your fucking bible.
So after reading these posts and seeing all the anti-american hate on here i suddenly laughed. i mean really? you cant say shit to make me sad, Im American i mean hahah wow thats all i gotta say no matter what i know im more important than you. And japan? really? fuck em shoulda just glassed that place with nukes, i mean now they just watch porn and build robots total lost there let me tell ya. I mean haters gonna hate when you live in the greatest country in the world. (which btw is like you know bigger than then entire european continent.) And to the Brits, we kicked your ass twice and then saved your ass in WW2. YOUR WELCOME YOU ARROGANT FUCK.
Haha really? Typical American attitude "Fuck em, fuck em all" And I heard US joined the war after they got caught with their pants upside down. You couldn't give a shit about europe. Oh and by the way we could have easily stopped Germany by ourselves ever read about the Battle of Britain in WW2? No thought not you arrogant yank. little did you know there were MORE Brits then yanks at D-Day. Maybe you should stop watching Saving Private Ryan and all that other Propaganda.
Really? You fuckers were down to less than 3 hundred spitfires and hurricanes and all your tanks were brought in my American made merchant ships traded for some Carribean Islands as England was close to chapter 11 ( that's bankruptcy man). England could never beat a powerful German army without American financial support, supplies, and millions of COWBOYS!!! Yeah right ... the Germans took less than 3 weeks to blitz your arse to the coast of Dunkirk, then the final humiliation, a call for every damn boat in England to cross the English channel to pick up and ferry what's left of your wet and cold crying pussy army. From a powerful army who built and empire across the world to a crying pussy army who begged America to join in.
England did win the Battle of Britain and gotta hand it to the " Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few " they were so good that many thought they were really Americans fighting for England. Chop Chop, Pip Pip.
Saving Private Ryan was brilliantly made by one of the best film makers of all time, Spielberg. The movie The Battle of Britain was horrible! Too much stiff upper lip.
Ya, England better be fucking grateful right fucking now because there would be no England if it wasn't for us so quit saying we "stole your glory" because, honestly, you guys were everything but dead at that point! Point in Case!!
Ya, England better be fucking grateful right fucking now because there would be no England if it wasn't for us so quit saying we "stole your glory" because, honestly, you guys were everything but dead at that point! Point in Case!!
Lol, you are a foolish child. British government officials, multiple war experts, and countless others have determined that without any American assistance Germany would have won the war. It was also determined that if America kept supplying England and other allies that Germany would have still lost, but that it would have been a much longer war, and Germany would have held more bargaining power and likely kept a lot of the territory they gained throughout the war.
Case in point, if you had ZERO assistance from America, you would probably be living in Nazi Germany. It has been discussed to the point where is beating a dead horse.
And I am not even American, nor do I live there, so you can't even use "blind patriotism" against me.
As much as I love Japan (I live here) I feel I should point out that Japans GDP numbers have been recognised as false for a long time and the true numbers are not known. But it is basically due to failed investment being marked falsely into GDP. And Japan has been a stagnant economy for many many years now, infact 2 decades I believe.
how can you be so horrible, the japanese moto is to fight to the death, two wrongs dont make a right, the nazis may dropped a few bombs on us but u massacred a city of innocent people , most of them hated the war, its their emperor that joined the nazis, the japs helped us during ww1 by taking the germans from behind, they were a great asset, as i recall america was voted the country that took the very least amount of time in both wars, dont be proud of killing the innocent and honourable people of japan, they are very nice people, i met one girl from japan whose grandfather died three days before i met her as he had been suffering from atomic blistering since the atomic blast. when she brought it up the poor girl just started crying i being the only one their had to comfort her for the rest of the day, i am a guy but its fine as im gay it wasn't awkward, please just dont be proud of nuking these people, they weren't soldiers and couldn't defend themselves, please dont be proud of this. some of these people have been suffering ever since they were young children who are now in there 70's and 80's. c'mon, show some respect.
With all due respect, I find it unfair to put all the blame on America for what is happening in the world today. Its the British who divided Iraq from Kuwait, Drew the borders between India and Pakistan, not to mention Palestine and the rest of the Middle East. The British created the mess and now America is cleaning it up.
Regarding Japan .... they started the whole damn thing and America finished it for them. They attacked America and the U.S. reacted. Just as much as when the Argentine army attacked a British Sovereign territory and the British responded by expelling the invaders.
Nuking Japan? Well if you read WW2 books, the US intelligence, aware of Japanese fanatical creed in war, predicted that a million or more Allied soldiers will perish during the invasion of Japan. If you're the President then, would you rather take the odds or use a weapon that you possess and end the war in an instant? Hitler almost had the bomb. What do you think he would do if he had it during The Battle of Britain? England would be toast!
Peace to the English and Americans. Two great competitive cousins.
not only that, we WARNED them we would if they didn't surrender. the way the world is now is COMPLETELY england's fault, the way they colonized and gave everyone aids
Britain did not want to seperate India, can we also note that Britain united India in the first place. The Pakistinians seperated India in their demand to have their own nation during British withdrawel. The Pakistianians of the time basically told the British, when your rule is gone we will break into fighting and murder each other, so give us our own land.
The problems in the Middle East stem from clashes of the Abrahamic religions and predate British rule, dont try to pin it on Imperial past, geographically the wealthiest healthiest parts of the world are all ex british colonies.
Religion is often the biggest aggravator worldwide.
I think its unfair to put the blame on either nation.
I personally love them both.
If it was dropped on a military base then perhaps I could agree. But innocent civilians? If the Nazi's had developed the bomb first and dropped it on say NY. Wouldn't you think that would be an horrific thing to do.
well that would have been nice good riddance to bad rubbish, no more Americans... i would be a happier person and so would most people... except Mexicans they actually like you guys, that's right fat sweaty hairy fucks like you guys and that it no one else :P
Americans are just proper idiots some i like but some are just pure idiots
by nuking a city with no viable military targets. well done you fucking idiots
wow yes we droped a nuke on them, but the japanese followed bushido (means death before dishonor) and they would rather die than be captured be the marines/army or any other enemy, and before you say its was just the japanese military that did that, well there is plenty of footage of japanese women and children training to fight, they rather would blow us up than surrender or commit suicide. if you don't belive me just resreach the battle of saipan a little and you will see bushido in affect. oh and if we decided to invade japan it would cost both sides more deaths than both the atomic bomb droppings (including civilians considering that they followed bushido). even after we droped those bombs they still weren't going to give up thats until russia decided enter the pacific theater and then they surrendered. and we entered about 2 years from when germany declared war on poland, and thats not " fucking" long
we brits were already kicking the crap out of germany before u joined, u just tried to steal all the fucking glory, well it didn't work dumbasses, ps: im only on here for tonight, reply however u want, ill never see it dumbass red neck/yank.
Hey don't forget we Aussies. We were helping from the get go, it didn't take Tasmania getting bombed for us to join in. Although joining in caused us to have Japan attempt to invade us we didn't resort to BS like nukes, I mean Americans can judge and criticise but FFS when did you guys get invaded during WW2? I agree, America just came in and tried to claim the glory of a war already won without there help.
"Don't forget us Aussies. We stood over your shoulder and watched the ENTIRE THING"
Crikey!!! You Salty's don't count. It's US vs the Tea Baggers. Just finish your Foster's, eat your vegemite sandwich and corral all those crocs in your hood before it bites your arse.
jesus i cant understand what you are saying, let alone what side you're on!! xD
we don't say crickey,
WTF does salty's mean?
Do YOU know what tea bagging is?
NO Australians drink Fosters it's deemed probably our worse beer yet we make a lot of money exporting it to you lot bahahaha
We never stood watching from the sidelines, there's a town in France that even celebrates Australia day because WE liberated them in WWII
We got fucked over at Gallipoli for the Brits & the backed you dogs during the atrocities you inflicted on Vietnam which btw you LOST no matter how u try to put it YOU LOST!
If we are going to judge the two nations on their military even though try have both fucked over a LOT of innocent people for purely superficial gain, in this day America should know better than to do what they do to people. We've seen the result of illegal invasion (especially here) shit you've seen it in your own country what about what happened to the native Americans. Youre meant to learn from history not repeat it!!
Maybe if you started looking after your own people instead ofbombing others for no reason you might be able to one day be worthy of "best country" until then youre just a crass, ego centric, bully gronk of a country. You scream new money btw.
G'Day to you mate! How's it going sport? Thought I'd have a pint of some fine Foster's while having me tackah ayyyyy!
You guys sure love the Brits don't ya? You'd bent over and allow the Brits to violate you there and you'd a smile in your face. Hey, as the saying goes " birds of a feather flock together. Your great grand daddy and tens of thousands of his mates were ordered to their deaths by incompetent Brit commanders In Galipoli and other battle fields in Europe and you're still linning up to die for England - with a smile. Why don't you guys do what the Yanks did - have your own United States and your own personality. Australia is a British lackey devoid of its own culture. Declare your own republic like what the Irish did.
Teabagging is what the aboriginese did your fine mother.
A salty is a croc mate.
Me fine English lad but I must insist upon correcting your misleading premise that England was about to defeat Germany when America walked in and stole its glory. I say dear boy It was the prodding and conniving of Prime Minister Churchill that led President Roosevelt, once committed, to send all its resources to Europe and not in the Pacific theater where American POW's are incarcerated. If it was not for our former subjects in the new world things would have been different today in Picadilly Circus. By George I hope you've gotit!!
Yeehaw cowboy! Y'all brit are like messed up and shit y'all. But too bad we gots ta gets our panties in a twist in Pearl Harbor cos we like deserved it, and we couldn't giv two sheets bout europe but we decided ta join da war ya'll cos we wants revenge on da Japsss. Yeehawwww! Come on buddies and blondes lets start a war yeah!.
I must ask you to refrain from your taunting as I cahn't seem to convince me fine Engish mates in this site to hold on to their bollocks so that they can fully explain what your fellow Yanks did to save us from being annihilated by the Gerries in world war 2. I just cahn't bare to see our children growing up today without full knowledge of the immense help that our dear ol England received from America. It is indeed a pleasure to be a lackey of the United States when they need to unilaterally attack a cruel and dangerous tyrant as we, in our long history, had our own cruel and misled tyrant kings and queens. Let us hope that Prince Edward inherits the thrown as he is the only true macho man who can lead our nation to join forces with the US again. Cheers for Prince Edward, a true man, and cheers to America for keeping the world secure from tyrants! Hip Hip hooray, pip pip, chop chop, by George you've gotit!!!!
P.S. America please send 1 million dentist.
we came in because the pussies were whining to us... our war was against japan. It's hilarious the way the british are so full of themselves xD
The Bushido motto is not true, this is the way of the samurai for crying out loud, you watch way to many movies, as I recall you killed all of the samurai by what I would call 100% cheating, you made them run over a large field to get you and even at that they knocked out a third of the imperial division, you had Gatling guns and you still almost lost. now don't try to lie to justify what you did, there is nothing more ridiculously insulting and disrespectful than stamping on graves of those poor millions, and even if the Bushido crap was true, at least their would not be thousands still suffering today/ or is it millions, just do the respectful thing and at the very least admit it was a terrible and horrible thing to do, if that isn't horrible then I don't know what the **** is.
And you are saying Dropping an atomic bomb, which obliterated thousands of lives within a millisecond is a better option than manually go in there and shoot your way to the generals who refuse to give up?
You also got some information wrong. Japan didn't surrender until russia entered the pacific theater, or what you retards call it, japan surrendered when the USA dropped the second atomic bomb over Nagasaki, which despite didn't hit the city directly, still caused alot of people to die. That was the main reason the japanese decided to give up. Get your information right.
You pathetic crying whiny sissy motherfucker. All you punks do is cry whine, and complain because it is a well known fact AMERICA is the number one damn nation on the planet, and YOU know that, YOu piss moan and cry, but your leaders wait to see what we do before they make major decisions, for if someone starts kicking your panzy asses who do you cry to for help. You damn well know who, for just like we kicked your punk faggot asses to gain our independance we kick others ass when you can't sissy so shut the fuck up .. I am over there at times, and I will be glad to meet you and remind you what the hell we are if like queer.
are you actually frothing at the mouth dude ? I dont have a leader.
look, I thought we got on all right, and I have six American friends, we get on great, our leaders do wait to see what you will do half of the time, (JUST LIKE HOW YOUR LEADERS WAIT TO WATCH FOR US THE OTHER HALF OF THE TIME)
1. The war of independence happened against the English, not the British, England is one of the four country's of Britain, Britain is Scotland, England, Wales and northern Ireland, we Scots have had disputes with the English as well. I can safely say they were back stabbers, Most of the white American citizens are Scotch/Irish, but the MODERN English are nice as well, of course not this guy, but come on, wouldn't you be irritated if someone made a hate page on your country just because they met one bad egg.
2. My main point is if your going to insult them, make sure you always say England instead of Britain and insult the English from 300 years ago, not the modern ones. also I heard that an Englishman took the piss out of 9/11, now him I think you should let have all the insults he can take and more, that's like you guys laughing at the Hiroshima bomb, and I guess you know how terrible a thing that would be to say. So he deserves it but you know that there was no reason for you guys to start taking the p*** out of the English peoples country, if your a good guy then you will post your final insults to the guys you have true irritation towards and drop out like I am doing, the arrogance of some people on here (American and British) is just terrible, iv'e actually saw comments insulting each others brave soldiers that fought and died on D-day, its horrifying. I hope that both Brits and Americans on here will stop this, My great grandfather fought in WW1, 7 of my other great relatives fought in WW2 including my great-great uncle who died on that day previously fought in Anzio and Sicily. He was on the first drop and still managed to get onto the beach! sorry for the rant, I was enraged with anger at the disrespect of some of these people.
"but your leaders wait to see what we do before they make major decisions"
Now our leaders are bullied into playing along due to threats like trade restrictions.
e.g if you don't agree we'll not buy your beef and wheat.
Thanks again for providing proof that Americans are ignorant to the way the world works outside their own borders.
should i mention vietnam. got kicked the fuck out of by gunless jungle crawlers. BIGTIME. and bare in mind nobody ever asked for your help. you joined in when everybody was too fucked to fight anymore. you are the heroes of the world. come over here and i will remind you what fucking pain feels like yank!
America didn't declare war on Nazi-ism you retard, Germany declared war on the USA. On the 11 December 1941. Hitler told the Reichstag: "Germany and Italy have been finally compelled ... in loyalty to the Tri-Partite Pact, to carry on the struggle against the U.S.A." and declared war on you. I'd carry on, but you've clearly set aside this special time to shame yourself in public....
Shit, after letting them take over half they continent? Hell, they weren't OUR problem until all you tard had given up. So we fixed it with Russia and yeah.
yeah we cared about the poor people who died for no reason and when Nazi's invaded Poland Brittish people declared war you Americans didn't come in until 1941 when the war started in 1939
yeah we cared about the poor people who died for no reason and when Nazi's invaded Poland Brittish people declared war you Americans didn't come in until 1941 when the war started in 1939
yeah we cared about the poor people who died for no reason and when Nazi's invaded Poland Brittish people declared war you Americans didn't come in until 1941 when the war started in 1939 and you were only there for four years we were in it for seven years
yeah we cared about the poor people who died for no reason and when Nazi's invaded Poland Brittish people declared war you Americans didn't come in until 1941 when the war started in 1939 and you were only there for four years we were in it for seven years
Watching from the sideline? THE USA JOINED WW2 IN 1941! THEY JOINED IN WW1 IN 1917-ONE YEAR B4 IT WAS OVER! And no, you didn't "beat the shit out of and jacked all her belongings and left her with a cold rainy island no one would ever want."
We left YOU with a fat, iliterate nation of ugly dumb fucks. Now piss off back to your trailer and shag your sister/wife. And after than 5 second fuck, GET AN EDUCATION
You made me have a massive burst of patriotism :D you hit the nail on the head there!
Not the USA's fault you couldn't handle the wars on your own.
LOL ARE YOU A RETARD? USA HAS NEVER FAUGHT A WAR BY ITSELF IN HISTORY... YOU CANT HANDLE ANY WARS ON YOUR OWN.
Remember the Falklands war when YOUR TOP GENERAL Told us that taking back the Falklands was a millitary impossibility? Your country is in so much debt its funny.You wont be around in the next 100-200 years.Russia will probably cut your gas supply,you will try and attack them and then they will slaughter you all.
hey buddy....i hate to inform you about the whole debt thing, but if you figure in the whole population factor to the debt you'll realize that the uk actually have more national debt per person than the us, and is also increasing at a faster rate. so next time you have a smart moment....do some research first....kthanx xD
at todays date 14 trillion and accruing interest at 5 million dollars per hour.as an american who knows a bit about finance i would keep quiet if i were you .we have been selling junk bonds to the rest of the world for years .its taken them a long time to catch on but the dollar is collapsing and they are not buying anymore,remember that the greedy bastards in wall st have shafted us americans as well.
Here's something that will fucking blow your mind. Want to know why the American dollar is falling? Because those fucking liberals that want to "just be like Europe". HAHA fucking Europe. Land of even more debt and fucking idiots of the world. Hey, ever noticed the more east you go from the US, the more limey ass-tards you seem to find? Hey Hitler was EUROPE, STALIN- RUSSIA, Mao- CHINA. Oh and yeah, the god emperor of WW2 that the U.S fucked in the ass with nuclear annihilation, Hirohito. Hm, pure coincidence. Oh if you haven't noticed, the first 3 are the world's top killers. Mao is number one in kills, followed by Stalin, and hitler. I hope they burn in hell for eternity. And we have an idiot in the white house called Obama. Yo Obama, get your thumb out of your ass! Fucking typical liberal.
1.) The more east you go in US, the more intelligent you are. You're obviously some southern dumbass redneck/California surfer dude fag.
2.) You're obviously another far right, conservative, bill o reilly-watching dick who believes God is blessing America in more ways than one and all other countries are evil. Fucking brainwashed conservative. Fucking amerifag yank tard.
America has fought in a war on its own - Vietnam and we all know who left with their tails between their legs here
we didnt join in vietnam because we weren't scared of communists
I think history shows Australia and New Zealand were there too, because US needed help.
America cannot WIN a war by itself, the all ways need to have someone by their sides because if they lose by themselves they have no-one else to blame, with the war in the middle east America wanted our help, so we decided to do so as that is what allies do, we have done more beneficial work over there and what do the yanks do in return? they try and steal all the credit and "accidently" bomb our our troops and and tanks. So tell me this, why in the hell are Great Britain and america even allies when the yanks are too scared to fight a war by themselves and when they do decide to get involved in a war the join years all ready into the conflict.
Oh yeah here is another piece of american stupidity, you know pearl harbor, where the americans where taken completely by surprise... 2 years into a WORLD WAR
America cannot WIN a war by itself, the all ways need to have someone by their sides because if they lose by themselves they have no-one else to blame, with the war in the middle east America wanted our help, so we decided to do so as that is what allies do, we have done more beneficial work over there and what do the yanks do in return? they try and steal all the credit and "accidently" bomb our our troops and and tanks. So tell me this, why in the hell are Great Britain and america even allies when the yanks are too scared to fight a war by themselves and when they do decide to get involved in a war the join years all ready into the conflict.
Oh yeah here is another piece of american stupidity, you know pearl harbor, where the americans where taken completely by surprise... 2 years into a WORLD WAR
If England declares war on America today who do you think will win?
If England attacks Pearl Harbor what do you think will happen to London?
If England announces cultural warfare on America what do you think will happen to the Spice Girls?
If England pursues economic sabotage on America what do you think will happen to the dole collecting sods of Manchester?
If England persists on being intellectually superior than America what do you think America will do to your Queens English accent?
If England elects to send Boy George, George Michaels and Sir Elton John as Britain's diplomatic envoys to the UN what do you think an erect America will do to a bent over England?
If England beats America in American Football what do you think will happen to David Beckham and Posh Spice? They live in LA you know.
And if England keeps sending TV feeds on its Royal weddings what do you think will happen to all the Queens portraits in Canada?
The whole point is that England are too intelligent to do any of these things!
It's so sad, people resort to weak arguments to try any win an unwinnable cases.
When will people realise we all live on ONE world!!!
But it seems your mates in this site isn't that smart. Don't get me wrong I agree with you 100 percent. There is always this competitive juices flowing between Brits and Yanks, who's better and who's not, but the point is its quite healthy. Unlike what Britain did to America, America will not and will never attack England as it is the only American ally who will go toe to toe to deal with other belligerent nations. England is America's reliable partner to solve world issues and to maintain stability. America will never invade England and then burn the Parliament or 1 Downing Street just to prove something. America is not a barbarian nation but will exact retribution if punched in the nose. That freakin' Wikileaks guy can get away right now and am quite sure he will be protected by the British courts but eventually he will get his.
Spice Girls really? What year are you living in? 1996?
And American can't do anything to the Queen's accent (Or any other British Accent). It's written in stone.
For a "Proud Yank" You really are quite stupid and living behind the times.
America cannot WIN a war by itself, the all ways need to have someone by their sides because if they lose by themselves they have no-one else to blame, with the war in the middle east America wanted our help, so we decided to do so as that is what allies do, we have done more beneficial work over there and what do the yanks do in return? they try and steal all the credit and "accidently" bomb our our troops and and tanks. So tell me this, why in the hell are Great Britain and america even allies when the yanks are too scared to fight a war by themselves and when they do decide to get involved in a war the join years all ready into the conflict.
Oh yeah here is another piece of american stupidity, you know pearl harbor, where the americans where taken completely by surprise... 2 years into a WORLD WAR
What's up with British people pronouncing Z as Zed. I was in an Engineering class with a British teacher talking about x,y,z graph, but kept saying X,Y,ZED. I was like wtf is Zed? Then is dawned on my, "Oh he is from Britain and has stupid ass pronunciations."
That's the way it's been pronounced since the alphabet was finalised.
Why do you call a pavement a "sidewalk"? What if I don't want to walk on it? What if I want to cycle? What if I can't walk and I have to use a wheelchair?
mate, you speak fucking english, ENGLISH, youre the ones who have 'stupid ass pronunciations' get a job
I speak AMERICAN its better than your english bullshit. I'll get a job just as soon as you brits grow a set of balls where that fleshy patch between your legs is. Also, the correct term for 0 is zero, not nil. Take a math class you fucking reprobates.
Okay, just because in the US you may spell certain words differently doesn't mean you speak a different language. If someone in Japan learns English from watching an American tv show does that mean because he is in Japan, while speaking English, he is actually speaking Japanese?
A 0 can be zero or nil - and guess what? Both terms are used in England. It depends on usage. Much like Zucchini or Courgette. Both are correct.
Another thing, it may be an idea if you actually research what reprobate means - maybe you should take an English class?
I could change the spelling of certain English words but it doesn't mean I have created a new language. YOU speak ENGLISH. NOT American.
Oh, and to insinuate that the Brits don't have balls is rubbish - just look at us historically when it comes to warfare - nobody has kicked off more wars than us. Nobody has fought in more wars than us. Nobody has WON more wars than us.
During the last major threat to world stability it was the BRITS who declared war on Nazi Germany while the US tried her hardest to stay out of it. Oh, and when China or Russia do declare war on the US just hope that we still have the balls to back you up - as Britain will be the first nation that the almighty US of A comes begging for help as an ally. As usual.
Back on the whole "take a math class" thing - who do you think it was who introduced math to the Americas? That's right - the British. The majority of your "culture" originally came from the British. The British (and I include the Irish here) BUILT your damn country. The British introduced so much into your country. Hell, I would imagine YOU are descended from the British yourself.....
God Save The Queen and fuck Independence Day.
You're absoultely right. However, those dumb bastards from Australia, New Zealand, India, Nepal, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales did most of the fighting and dying for England.
England needs to grow a set of cajones.
Actually no, thousands of English men died in ww2 and 1, and the other wars my country fought, people are really annoying me, they keep making up 'facts.' I say people in America need to start respecting us a bit more, after all, we did pretty much make your coutry.
Yes you are full of talk but too coward to go anything other than Anonymous as your name.. To me you are a nobody that has nothing of value to say. Funny really as all white americans are European in origin so when you abuse the English take note of the fact that most of you ARE English and a massive proportion of your place names are named after the places here in England after the original place names where the settlers came from you moron!!
Well The language is English there is no language such as American
Oh I'm sorry we aren't properly speaking the language we invented. get your own language twat.
It's called English remember. It was in England long before America was founded so that's not a very good point. I don't think you guys mispronounce anything mind. There are so many accents in England that very few people there speak "queens English". I'm welsh btw so that's why I'm calling England there, not here. :L
I must agree that the Brits English is much superior and proper as opposed to the American language but who the fuck cares. The American English is contemporary and cool. I mean who the fuck wants to listen to Shakespearean English anyway? The difference between England and America is England's society relies heavily on a "class" system whereby one is judged by the way he or she speaks. If one speaks with a Cockney accent, he or she is labeled a low life immediately and therefore becomes low on the class system and economic totem pole. Of course America doesn't escape that English introduced language bigotry but America had learned from the evils of King George and had become accepting.
Well your copying off OUR language so you say zed as well
Yeah but as they were not Americans, they will never acknowledge or are probably even aware Australia and New Zealand helped.
Like they have in most of their stupid wars. I mean in this current Iraq War it was Australia's SAS who went in first, and why did we help?
Trade threats like always.
Actually, you were not alone, Australia was in that with you and don't forget the South Vietnamese, but you are right about the outcome.
Noone dickhead the americans pulled out of the war therefore you guys left with you tails between your legs learn your nations history before coming on here and posting shit :)
The Australians fought in Vietnam and when we bounced you lost!
Yeah that's right you lost.
Also it was you Americans leaving with your tails between your legs (and leaving the Vietnamese with the horror of your napalming) because our finest prime minister Gough Whitlam withdrew our troops as soon as he was elected because it was just another one of your stupid shows of bravado & we had no reason to be there. We were only there originally because the previous pm wanting to stay chummy.
If a surging China decided to take a piece of your Great Barrier Reef or Northern Territories, who are you gonna call?
Australia sent two fucking brigades in Vietnam during the world. I don't think that two pussy ass brigades made any difference in the war.
well retard theres a war that we handled and won its called the mexican american war.
and like your generals haven't made mistakes too. OH and your our ally RETARD and your also a democracy/ also an anti communist country. and if russia would want to take over europe like they tried to back in the cold war, and if they were to win against us what would stop a country who has more fighting men and arms power from taking over you're island if they could beat one of the most powerful militaries in the world, in other words for the RETARD, if we go down you will go down to
America - alone - won one war.
England - on our own - won many wars.
America - Pussies.
What about a "small" country like England colonized and ruled most of the world and won many wars with sailing ships and muskets. Something a country many times it's size cannot do even with modern weapons and nukes lmao.
They won the war of independence because England/Britain realised Americans were retarded even back then and decided to go home and be glad it was done with. lol
Ok. Let's start a war. Us vs. UK. No help from no one. Now tell me WHO THE FUCK WOULD WIN?
Unit for unit UK forces would wipe the floor with the US we actually train our troops, how many friendly fire incidents with US forces? 71 since 1991!!! i mean WTF and against just your supposed allies you have killed 61 and injured 96 since 1950 so to be honest you would just kill yourselves in a 'friendly fire incident' you dumb fucks
You're missing the point. The 2nd world war tipped the scale in favor of the allies when America entered and took over. The allies won because of Americas economic might and its surplus of fighting men. England could not have won the war without America as England was close to bancruptcy. The Lend Lease Act gave England a pocket of air to breathe but not enough to completely defeat Germany. Germany was way too ahead in terms of technological superiorty than the Brits. Why do you think Prime Minister Winston Churchill was always side by side with President Roosevelt. He was goading the President to enter the war but the President is quite aware that the American people was adamantly opposed to another European made conflict. This is the main reason why America was reluctant to side with England. It took the Japanese and Hitler's declaration of war against American that led President to declare war on both axis power.
Next week I will teach you young fine English and Australian lads your own history.
Cheerio!!! Pip Pip!!!! By George you've gotit!!!
We could handle it on our own you dumb fucked up piece of american dirt. You guys joined the war after millions of lives were lost. I
The Chinese told the Brits" its time for you to get the fuck out Hong Kong ", and the Brits took off like a bat out of hell. Why? It is because England degraded it self so much that it can no longer fight a war by itself without someone holding its hand - America.
So it was nothing to do with the lease expiring then?
Even though I think it is pathetic saying that a country is the best due to a war, when was the last time America fought a war on it's own and won?
You are a pathetic bag of shit you fucking moron.
Come on now me fine English lad. There is no need for profanity. As you British are aware that proper English demeanor dictates stiff upper lip and absolutely no cursing.
The American is supposed to be barbarian and the English is the fine maiden in distress. Act like a maiden you tea bag.
you a faggot of the nth degree (you did study maths, oh sorry, math, so you understand what nth stands for).
There is no reasoning with someone who is up there own arse that they can not comprehend that the majority of this planet hate the united states of america. I can't say America, as that is an entire continent including both South and North America, but you would know that wouldn't you.
Now fuck off and go back to kindergarten.
(I'm not British, but I have a lot more respect for them that the USA).
We're getting the flack now because of what the Brits did in the 19th and 20 century. The Brits fucked up the world and now America has to do the clean up. Now the English losers are acting like some innocent bystander.
The British empire was founded under the barrel of a gun. Hundreds of thousands of innocent people all over the world were murdered because some King wanted to start an empire. The Indians and Pakistanis are still fighting over the demarcation line the Brits created.
Top Ten why the Brits are at fault in the world's current situation.
1. There could be a nuclear holocaust there and the Brits will ask "who me?".
2. The Arabs might attack Israel again and the Brits will ask " its not our fault".
3. Iraq could invade Kuwait again and the Brits will ask " Iraq and Kuwait again? Pardon me but blame the Yanks ... I'm having me fine tea".
4. "The Juntas in Burma? Who cares about that country. Besides, they have lousy tea".
5. " Can we still send our low life scumbags (convicted felons) down under?"
6. " Can we still subjugate our fine cousins from good ole America?"
7. " Can we still use the Canadians to fight our wars?"
8. " Do you think the Chinese will allow us to go back to Hong Kong?"
9. " Can we have Malaysia and Singapore back?"
And Number .....
10. Blame the Irish not us!!!!!
1. It's the Americans who first used the nuclear bomb and will no doubt use it again.
2. Britain wanted Israelis and Arabs to live together in democratic peace but ended up being between two warring sides - mainly protected by the Jewish lobby in the States who hold your government to ransom constantly. Hence the propaganda you are fed at school at from Hollywood.
3. Britain joined in the First Gulf War and was just as effective as America. Shame about the American led 2nd war, simply for oil.
4. Britain doesn't like the junta in Burma and has sanctions against them. However, we don't air-strike them or invade them without good reason.
5. Australia was originally mainly a penal colony. What is the problem with that? It is a decent country now with one of the highest standards of living in the world.
6. We didn't subjugate our cousins - you were our subjects at the time, hence you became independent when the French kicked up a fuss to derail our war effort in Europe whilst they tried to build their shoestring empire.
7. Canadians have fought proudly for the Empire for all the right reasons, such as freedom and democracy. Basically these are empty words in the States.
8. We beat China in a war to have Hong Kong and several other places. Perhaps we should have had another war just to hang onto it. If we were America we probably would have.
9. Was all part of the same agreement, which we stuck to honourably.
10. Ireland was part of Britain when most of these things happened - so are equally to 'blame'. They became independent in 1922, and were neutral in WW2.
Lease expiring is irrelevant. If the British armed forces is still powerful the Parliament will dictate to the Chinese its new lease for Hong Kong. The Brits do not have the cajones to do that because its armed forces is way too degraded to fight.
Suggestion: The English should've offered the Chinese free opium for every China man for another century in Hong Kong.
However America wasn't to keen to fight after it 'failed to meet it's aims' (Lost) in Vietnam.
Fact of the matter is America did something to contain the spread of communism. Did England do anything? Better yet, can England do anything if its survival is on the line. No. Just like what Churchill did during the second world war, England will call Washington for a help.
We could handle it on our own you dumb fucked up piece of american dirt. You guys joined the war after millions of lives were lost. I
i do recall we never asked u to join and we were already kicking the shit out of germany by the time you joined, we took out anzio, then sicily, then we went for the north east coast normandy to sweep down through calle then paris, but u guy fucked the plan and killed half of your fucking army by jumping out ure shit ass boats and running THROUGH WATER 3 METERS DEEP AT 25 METERS off the coast and only getting through because they eventually ran out MG ammo, more than half of the areas you hit were a failure, when you joined you should have asked for a British plan so you didn't lose half of your military before you even got off the coast. your poor soldiers didn't have a chance. poor guys.
More than half of Europe was taken over, including France and England wad being bombed into ruins. We came in and took back France and pushed into Germany nearly single handed. The teach you some fucked up history at your tea parties.
Well that's wrong. I'm British but I'm not some arrogant, overzealous nationalist. We didn't win the War. We barely held out for most of it. But we did so against the odds, with extraordinary bravery. The same is true for the American's who fought on the Beaches of Southern France. The same again goes again for the Canadians, Australians and all of the allied forces. Hell, the Nazi's fought well. The sick racist Nazi's like Himmler and Goebbels that we think of as "Nazi's" did not represent all of the German people. Many people were forced into it in a country where saying no meant execution of yourself or even your family. The Nazi's faced one of the worst losses. Good German people died fighting for their country and their Family, many against their will and judgement, but History will always remember them as the enemy. They did not die heroes as our troops did. They died Villains.
Last and most important. I've seen Brits claim to have won the War and American who have said the same. Let's not forget that it was (hard as it for us capitalists to admit) the Soviet Union who stuck the hardest blow against the third Reich. The Nazi's blitzkrieg-ed their way through Europe virtually without challenge until they decided to turn on the Soviet Union. The Soviet victory at Stalingrad, is considered by most historians as the turning point of the war; when the Nazi's stopped winning most of their battles, but began losing most of them. When you combine this with the monumental loss of lives, the Russians who fought and gave their lives deserve our deepest respect. Whatever the motives of the Soviet authorities, the Russians where the main driving force in destroying Fascism in Europe.
You losers were on the verge of complete annihilation on the beaches of Dunkirk when, for some idiotic reason, Hitler ordered his panzers to hold off the attack. This gave Britain and its allies enough time to complete its humiliating retreat across the English Channel.
Question: With its depleted treasury, war machinery and men (I mean ladyboys), Does anybody really think that Britain could retake Europe against a powerful German Army by its own lonesome self?
Answer: Absolutely not!!!!
Solution: Stars and Stripes!!!
Motto: Hail America .... America rule the waves!!!!
It's called tactics. If we hadn't of retreated we would of lost the war it's as simple as that. If we hadn't of retreated we would of left Britain defenseless. We did the right thing because if we didn't retreat the Nazi's could be in charge (when I say Nazi's I mean the evil general's, Hitler and the die hard Nazi supporters not Germans.) I think this sums it up very well because if we had been invaded then America might of fallen two because the end of the second world war was a joint effort the British couldn't of done it without the American's and the American's couldn't of done it without the English.
First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me
If we hadn't come there would of been no one left to help America .
Regardless of what the reasons were in retreating across the English Channel, fact of the matter is, it took the Germans less than three weeks to blitz the allies to Dunkirk. Guderian's new type of warfare worked to a "T".
I do understand the tactic of "live to fight another day". I was just merely stating my opinion on why America was crucial in defeating Germany. If you read most of your mates comments on the first and second pages of this site, they're saying that England and France was already winning the war ( on the Western front ) when America joined the crusade. Basically saying that America's contribution to the war effort was already irrelevant.
I'm saying not true at all. Quite the contrary, It was America's mighty war industry that brought resources ( logistics ) to England and millions of American soldiers that change the whole dynamics of the war in the West. President Roosevelt had to tread a fine line as most Americans did not want to participate in another European conflict. This is one of the reasons why America join late. Hitler made it easy for Roosevelt. I also mentioned in one of my comments that it was in America's best interest and security to support England in its fight against Hitler. If England falls America will most definitely follow.
If the american military was so mighty and powerful why did the lose nearly as many troops as us Brits yet they were in the war for less time
Because the Americans and the Canadians were in the front facing the enemy and the Brits were covering the rear.
the British lost a lot more troups and military personel in WW2 than the Americans did, in WW1 we lost infinitely more.
The disasters suffered by the Brits in WW2 and WW1 were attributed to its high command's callous strategic planning. Operation Market Garden was a total disaster and Verdun was a catastrophy in personnel loss.
and loads of americans were killed in operation market garden, its not just those operations where we lost our troups, and WW1 was completely different ball game, germany, russia, france and britain lost millions and the americans showed up with about 10 minutes to go.
Again it's a European conflict that had no bearing on America's interest and security. You must understand that back then during the first world war and up to the 20's and 30's, America was an isolationist country. America was similar to Switzerland in their foreign policy. America's being denounced now as a unilateralist but once upon a time America kept to itself. I really don't know the reason why America entered the first WW but they did entered late.
I dunno about hitler ordering the panzers to hold back at dunkirk, but i do know that he held them back in normandy on d-day, well, no one would dare wake him to ask him if they could be unleashed, and when he did wake he still held them back for a couple of weeks because he thought normandy was a feign and the real attack was coming in the calais region, d-day is still the greatest military accomplishment ever, but the germans could of pushed the lot of us straight back into the channel, and that brings me to another point, the panzers were only there because they were on respite from the eastern front, where the real war was, We (the British and Americans) owe russia everthing for defeating the germans, they absorbed all that Nazi might, untill literally the last few weeks of the war (a long time after d-day) at least 75% of hitlers forces were on the eastern front, and the russians suffered 1000 times more than us.
Yet again I'm going to tell you exactly what happened when the allies declared war on Hitler. The German panzers blitz the Brits, French, poles, and other allies opposed to Germany to the coast of Dunkirk in less than three weeks. That's freakin' amazing! You gotta give it to the Germans .... they are good and creative in battle. The allies, headed by the British army, or what's left of it, saved their arses by retreating across the English channel. Then Churchill lobbied heavily to get Roosevelt to join the allied cause. It took the Japanese attack at Pearl Harbor and Hitler's declaration of war that finally gave Roosevelt the go signal to join in. Then supplies in billions of tonnage started pouring in to England as well as two million cowboys ready to lasso every German soldier in Europe. Anzio and Sicily were dominated by America - England's behind.
What you're referring to regarding your claim of England winning the war already before America entered is the Battle of Britain. England won at the home front due to its fine fighter pilots and its fine spitfires with Vera Lynne singing to them.
we were handling it fine on our own, you joined because Germany declared War on you. Read on your history and stop insulting the great British soldiers who fought against the Germans. I would never insult the American soldiers who also fought and died on that terrible day, the attitude of your comment horrifies me.
lol you need help you did get your idependce until 1971 other wise you will be still part of the royal territorys also USA, we sent more troops on D-day who made USA join WWll also this article says "germany occupied london" seriously they only bombed us not one full uniformed german set foot in london also we had 1.6 million in the fight at the time allong with the conscripts we where better russia owned 50% of berlin france owned something like 15% US 15% and england 20% something like that also we owned more than you who help you against the japs we did who was the biggest threat to the nazi's first russia then england bitch
nicely sed but wots wif all the beef man im 13 and i thought we got on and i looove america and havent got nuffin bad to say bout it and i love england asweel and ent got nuffin bad to say about it ether
but i am english so i got to defend her!!!!
*we tern up to wars on time
*we dont speak in some gay accent
*we ent mad about oil
*we dont get bombd every 10 seconds
*we dont shag are sissters in some dutty trailer
*we ent FAT
and thats all i got to say !
okay, if we didn't show up for the war, where would you fucking tea drinkers be now? you would definitely be speaking in a german dialect. Gay Accent??? your accent is so gay, you even write gay. yea you don't shag sisters in trailers, but you do look at child porno (Sir Elton John, look it up). and fat? England has the highest obesity rate in all of Europe, fat ass. Thank the country that handed your ass to you in the 1700s and saved it in the the 1900s
We "tea drinkers" would have been fine thank you. Americasent some soldiers that didn't leave England until D Day 1944, 3 years after you arrived. We were never invaded by the Germans so you didn't help out there. The Russians were the ones who took Berlin, so they didn't need your help either so basically all you did was sell us food. Real helpful you could have a least given us a discount.
We'd be speaking German, excuse me, but Scotland has saved more lives than those lost in every single war and battle that has ever faced the planet earths history. You could take the current worlds population and comes not even a fraction close to the amount of lives Scotland has saved.
In other words, why don't you stick this crap about WWII up your arse, because if it wasn't for Scotland, your people would not only be dying in their millions, they'd not only live to an average of 40 years, they wouldn't be independent, after all, it wasn't an American rebellion, it was no less than and no more than a Scottish rebellion.
I know this comment was done ages ago, but i really do agree with you, im English btw, and im not downing my country, we had, and still do have men that will fight and die for our country, but Scotland have been amazing when it comes to war!
It was indeed a Scottish rebellion as there was no such thing as American then. Fact of the matter is, whether its Scottish or dissaffected English giving the finger to King George, the matter became American and Americans was able to free itself from English tyranny. Only Americans had the balls to do such act. I know what the great William Wallace did to preserve Scottish freedom and self respect against English abusive conduct, but what happened then? How come Scotland still bows to the Queen? Forgive me but I missed this subject in my history class.
You know what, do you want to just disrespect every country in Britian? What has your country done that is so amazing, you have had it so easy, Britian has been through hell and back, and you should get some respect, Britian is very, very old, and deserves to be treated properly. We are rich in history, some good some bad, and whenever something bad happens we always bounce back, and the majority of our kings and queens were amazing, i dont think anyone is a fan of king George I, II, III, or VI, tbh, they were pretty useless, but look at King Henry VIII, and Queen Elizabeth I, heck, we have survived civil wars, and we dont bang on about it all the time, our kings head was cut off for lords sake! So yes, before you disrespect us thurther, i think you should think about how brave England has been over the past couple thousand years, we have survived viking attacks, Bombs from the germans, Oliver cromwell, And alot more, and we will continue to do so, we are strong and we are brave. Rule Britania! Britania rule the waves!
Please don't look at it that way. I meant no disrespect to England. England was and still is a great country. The british are the most respectful, polite, and charming people in Europe. However, this site is all about which country is better and which one is not. Silly arguments that will go nowhere. If you read all the comments on this site, Americans are out-numbered and out-cursed. If you are very sensitive then this site is not for you. I'm simply standing up for America as it is being attack and bombarded heavily by young innocent British men. If I have offended you then please accept my apology. I'm really not a bad guy but I'm a wise arse though. Have a good day sir.
I respect that, and yes i do know the British are attcacking the Americans, and vise versa, i just think both sides should stop tbh, and im a girl, not a man. Have a nice day.
Oh! Then my apologies to you me fine English lass. I hope I did not offend you in anyway shape or form. Silly me, I thought that this site is all for blokes as the language is quite brutal. You are absolutely right! This tit for tat should cease. Hope all is well for you. Forgive me but what is tbh mean?
Cheers!
The scottish under Wallace never defeated the english in a pitched battle, neither did the yanks in revolutionary wars. the americans beat the british using guerilla tactics, the same way as the vietnamese beat the yanks. and the peak of british power and economic strength was about 100 years atfer the revolutionary wars. And i believe it was in 1814 the british went back to america and did really well, but we had to send troups beck to europe because napoleon escaped, plus we had troups and ships all over the world at the time too that we could of thrown at america, but we didn't.
tad homophobic aren't you? Elton John how in the hell is he related to child porno?(and wtf is with your dumb stereotype also ww2 you did basically nothing it was our u- boats that caused a blokade around germany that stopped their supplies coming in basically germany had to surrender as their people were starving) also you should thank europe don't you think? for that tiny thing we what was it again??? oh yea for DISCOVERING AND POPULATING YOU
So England has the highest obesity rate in Europe and who has the highest obesity rate in the world Hmmm America with nearly a third of there population being OBESE :L
Take the "we don't speak in some gay accent" and "we don't get bombed every 10 seconds" off. Gay people in America put on British accents to sound more gay. And, as has been mentioned before, you got the living daylights bombed out of you in WWII. We've been bombed, let's see... 1993 WTC bombing, Oklahoma City bombing, 9/11 (not a bombing, but that's probably the first thing that came to your mind), and... yep. You lost 40,000 civilians from German bombs in less than a year during WWII.
Honorable (there's no u in honorable) mentions:
You consume the 14th greatest amount of oil in the world. Yes we consume the most, but don't feel so special about being the 14th out of about 192.
I went to England and saw 5 incest children in one day. I have never seen one in America and I have been to all of the states.
What u said about Incest children made no sense at all, and here are all the states where incest is legal:
Connecticut, New York, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Diistrict of Columbia, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Tennessee, Texas, Colorado, California, Oregon, New Mexico, Alaska, and Hawaii
If you live in a place that's not USA there is a 'u' in honourable.
Yeah Oklahoma.... because even your OWN people want to blow you up.
Note all the domestic terror America has, but you fucks won't go to war in your own own backyard will you?
Now London getting bombed to hell? Because they were fighting invasion and Genocide.
It's called perspective dickhead.
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