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People Who Stand in Doorways

Things Everyone Should Be Bothered By
People Who Stand in Doorways
 By Matt House

I really wonder what is going through the minds of the oddities that decide to place their fat asses in the middle of a doorway. Out of a hallway 50 yards long and probably 4 yards wide, that gives people approximately two hundred square yards to tie their shoes, pick their ass, or start a conversation. Why, then, do they choose to stand in the six foot corridor that every other student has to walk through to get to class? Have people come to crave attention and acceptance so much that they have to strategically plan out when to “run into someone” so that they meet right in front of the door? Do you think that the people passing you think you’re popular because you’re stopping traffic with your conversation?

No, they are passing you thinking you’re a douchebag for being so selfish and ignorant of everyone else around you. Furthermore, the girl you’re talking to is ugly. The worst part about it all is how they glare at you when you bump into them and interrupt whatever important matter they were attending to. Then they stare you down expecting an apology for something they were being inconsiderate for. How important are these people in the world?

I hope God loves irony and makes them doormen at some hotel in ten years and has some obnoxious broad sit on her cell phone in the doorway as they try to lug up twelve suitcases to the private suite. That’s karma.

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