Clothes That Say "PINK" on Them, But Aren't Pink

Does this make any sense? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a girl walking to class as her ass attempts to digest her exposed thong and
towel-fabric shorts (you know the ones I’m talking about? The ones that SPELL slut and when you pass, the stench of STDs are practically palpable?? Yeah, those). But what
really gets me is that no matter what color these shorts are—blue, purple, green, Egyptian sunset, etc.—they all say the same thing: PINK.



I’m sure there is some brilliant logic behind the naming of this line. We know girls traditionally wear pink and girls have pink genitalia (we hope). But I don’t
care what explanation they try to give me, the idea is just dumb. With the exception of people who are colorblind, the whole line makes absolutely no sense to anyone. Why would
a company decide to make a line called “PINK” and then make their products every color but pink? That seems as logical as Viagra coming out with their product and
calling their new line Tylenol. At least that retarded marketing scheme would make my day a hell of a lot more interesting when I pass people that are hung over from the night
before.