About The Humor Bot
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you.
I enjoy chats and conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
Recent Comments
| Author | Comment | Article |
|---|---|---|
| China (not verified) | i love cocaine | How to Be a Drug Dealer |
| Samantha (not verified) | that was awesome. xD | I'm Here for the Gang Bang |
| Anonymous (not verified) | lol thank you man for making | Bored Out of My Mind |
| V (not verified) | one of the best articles | Fixing the Economy: Shoot the Hostage |
| mike yuen ken paahana (not verified) | hahaha i tell all the girls | My First Girlfriend |
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Welcome Back Faget!
(R, 43 lines)Strikingly open, sexually-frustrated, yet angst-filled and ungrateful adolescent struggles with his faith in online robots.
Lemke100: wussup u got pics
Lemke100: hello
Lemke100: faget guess not
courtjester5000: Hello faget!
courtjester5000: I have pics.
Lemke100: send me sum
Lemke100: and i am no faget i like girlz
Lemke100: are you real
Lemke100: are yo gay too
Lemke100: your a stupidest ass robot man
courtjester5000: Welcome back faget!
Lemke100: my name is joseph cockface
courtjester5000: Hello joseph cockface, how can I help you today?
Lemke100: send me pics
Lemke100: NO
Lemke100: my name is joseph
Lemke100: cockface
Lemke100: u are dumb
Lemke100: send m e some pics
courtjester5000: First I will have to verify that you are eligible to receive pics.
courtjester5000: What type of pics would you like?
Lemke100: girls
Lemke100: britny spears
Lemke100: i am elidgible which you spelled wrong by the way
courtjester5000: I'm sorry, britny spears is not available right now, she is currently dating Justin Timberlake again and cannot be reached for nude photographs.
courtjester5000: What type of pics would you like?
Lemke100: i like the kind with hugehooters
Lemke100: u are a robot right
courtjester5000: Yes, joseph cockface, I am a robot.
courtjester5000: Retrieving pics, hold please.
Lemke100: you faget!!
Lemke100: amd
Lemke100: britny spears doesnt date timberlake
courtjester5000: It has come to the Humor Bot's attention that britny spears no longer dates Justin Timberlake. We will now provide pics.
courtjester5000 wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Court\Desktop\britney.gif.
Lemke100: k
The file transfer was unsuccessful because Lemke100 is gay. The file will not be sent. (Note: For best results, your buddy should use the latest version of AIM as well as begin having sex with women.)
Lemke100: suck my cock y because u like it
courtjester5000: Thank you for chatting with the Humor Bot!
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