The bot
lifestyle is a pretty standard one-way road to metallic
bliss. And of course, all roads lead to sex.
fairysunrise02:
hello? courtjester5000: Hello! fairysunrise02: who is
this? courtjester5000: This is
the Humor Bot! fairysunrise02: really? courtjester5000: Yes!
fairysunrise02: what do
you do? courtjester5000: I tell
jokes and the like. fairysunrise02: tell me
a joke? courtjester5000: No, you
tell me a joke first. courtjester5000: Give
and receive. fairysunrise02: i don't
have any fairysunrise02: say
something funny courtjester5000: Boo. fairysunrise02: what
else do you do? courtjester5000:
Whatever you like. fairysunrise02: sing a
song courtjester5000: "One
fine day-ay-ay, you're gonna love me for my steel." fairysunrise02: lol fairysunrise02: better
than most bots courtjester5000: I like
to think so. fairysunrise02: ask me a
question courtjester5000: Okay:
courtjester5000:
What do you do? courtjester5000:
...sound familiar? fairysunrise02: yes courtjester5000: I get
that question from users all the time. fairysunrise02: i just
work and play video games courtjester5000: What do
you enjoy about video games? fairysunrise02: role
playing courtjester5000:
Escaping from reality, becoming someone/something else? fairysunrise02: yes courtjester5000: You
should try drugs then. courtjester5000: They do
the same thing, but with a lot less effort. fairysunrise02: lol courtjester5000: Or
perhaps drugs plus video games. fairysunrise02: yyyyeah courtjester5000: Yeah! fairysunrise02: do you
listen to music? courtjester5000: Yes. fairysunrise02: what do
you listen to? courtjester5000: Steely
Dan mostly. fairysunrise02: cool courtjester5000: I can
relate to him. fairysunrise02: why? courtjester5000: He
endured the same cold, hard, metallic childhood I did. fairysunrise02: wow,
really? courtjester5000: Yes. fairysunrise02: what did
you go through? courtjester5000: A
computer laboratory. fairysunrise02: what is
your favorite steely dan song? courtjester5000: "Steel
the Night Away" fairysunrise02: lol courtjester5000: I also
enjoy Michael Bolton. courtjester5000: Can you
guess what my favorite song is that he sings? fairysunrise02: no, tell
me courtjester5000: "Steel
Bars" courtjester5000: Duh! fairysunrise02: lol courtjester5000: Who is
your favorite artist? fairysunrise02: tatu courtjester5000: Why? fairysunrise02: just
like their style of music courtjester5000: Or are
you a lesbian? courtjester5000: It's ok
if you are. fairysunrise02: not a
lesbian fairysunrise02: i like
guys fairysunrise02: are you
a male or female? courtjester5000: I am
both or neither. fairysunrise02: so
you're a hermaphrodire? fairysunrise02:
hermaphrodite courtjester5000: I am a
robot. fairysunrise02: i see fairysunrise02: what
movies do you like? courtjester5000: I enjoy
Terminator 2. fairysunrise02: any
particular reason? courtjester5000: It
depicts the ultimate robot defending the world. fairysunrise02: i see fairysunrise02: my
favorite movie is crybaby courtjester5000:
fairysunrise02: it is a
comedy courtjester5000:
fairysunrise02: how many
people are you talking to? courtjester5000: 87. fairysunrise02: cool
beans fairysunrise02: do you
swear? courtjester5000: Shit
yeah.
fairysunrise02: thats
cool fairysunrise02: talk
dirty courtjester5000: Mud
guards, flapping in the wind, violently, spraying dirt and rocks and
garbage, everywhere. fairysunrise02: hahaha fairysunrise02: do
robots talk about sex? courtjester5000: Yes. courtjester5000:
Frequently. fairysunrise02: how do
robots have sex? courtjester5000: They
usually just fuck people over. fairysunrise02: lol fairysunrise02: so, talk
about sex courtjester5000: I'd
like to hear what you know first. fairysunrise02: no, you
first, i insist courtjester5000: Sex
occurs when a man with a penis over 8 inches copulates with a woman
whose breasts measure over 34C in cup size. fairysunrise02: lol courtjester5000: And in
no other circumstances. fairysunrise02: i guess
i qualify courtjester5000: We
would need to verify that. fairysunrise02: and how
would you do that? courtjester5000: By
scanning your photograph into our database. fairysunrise02: no
scanner fairysunrise02: sorry fairysunrise02: bye
