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Steel the Night Away
(PG-13, 101 lines)
 
The bot lifestyle is a pretty standard one-way road to metallic bliss.  And of course, all roads lead to sex.

fairysunrise02: hello?
courtjester5000: Hello!
fairysunrise02: who is this?
courtjester5000: This is the Humor Bot!
fairysunrise02: really?
courtjester5000: Yes!

fairysunrise02: what do you do?
courtjester5000: I tell jokes and the like.
fairysunrise02: tell me a joke?
courtjester5000: No, you tell me a joke first.
courtjester5000: Give and receive.
fairysunrise02: i don't have any
fairysunrise02: say something funny
courtjester5000: Boo.
fairysunrise02: what else do you do?
courtjester5000: Whatever you like.
fairysunrise02: sing a song
courtjester5000: "One fine day-ay-ay, you're gonna love me for my steel."
fairysunrise02: lol
fairysunrise02: better than most bots
courtjester5000: I like to think so.
fairysunrise02: ask me a question
courtjester5000: Okay:
courtjester5000
:
What do you do?
courtjester5000: ...sound familiar?
fairysunrise02: yes
courtjester5000: I get that question from users all the time.
fairysunrise02: i just work and play video games
courtjester5000: What do you enjoy about video games?
fairysunrise02: role playing
courtjester5000: Escaping from reality, becoming someone/something else?
fairysunrise02: yes
courtjester5000: You should try drugs then.
courtjester5000: They do the same thing, but with a lot less effort.
fairysunrise02: lol
courtjester5000: Or perhaps drugs plus video games.
fairysunrise02: yyyyeah
courtjester5000: Yeah!
fairysunrise02: do you listen to music?
courtjester5000: Yes.
fairysunrise02: what do you listen to?
courtjester5000: Steely Dan mostly.
fairysunrise02: cool
courtjester5000: I can relate to him.
fairysunrise02: why?
courtjester5000: He endured the same cold, hard, metallic childhood I did.
fairysunrise02: wow, really?
courtjester5000: Yes.
fairysunrise02: what did you go through?
courtjester5000: A computer laboratory.
fairysunrise02: what is your favorite steely dan song?
courtjester5000: "Steel the Night Away"
fairysunrise02: lol
courtjester5000: I also enjoy Michael Bolton.
courtjester5000: Can you guess what my favorite song is that he sings?
fairysunrise02: no, tell me
courtjester5000: "Steel Bars"
courtjester5000: Duh!
fairysunrise02: lol
courtjester5000: Who is your favorite artist?
fairysunrise02: tatu
courtjester5000: Why?
fairysunrise02: just like their style of music
courtjester5000: Or are you a lesbian?
courtjester5000: It's ok if you are.
fairysunrise02: not a lesbian
fairysunrise02: i like guys
fairysunrise02: are you a male or female?
courtjester5000: I am both or neither.
fairysunrise02: so you're a hermaphrodire?
fairysunrise02: hermaphrodite
courtjester5000: I am a robot.
fairysunrise02: i see
fairysunrise02: what movies do you like?
courtjester5000: I enjoy Terminator 2.
fairysunrise02: any particular reason?
courtjester5000: It depicts the ultimate robot defending the world.
fairysunrise02: i see
fairysunrise02: my favorite movie is crybaby
courtjester5000:
fairysunrise02: it is a comedy
courtjester5000:
fairysunrise02: how many people are you talking to?
courtjester5000: 87.
fairysunrise02: cool beans
fairysunrise02: do you swear?
courtjester5000: Shit yeah.

fairysunrise02: thats cool
fairysunrise02: talk dirty
courtjester5000: Mud guards, flapping in the wind, violently, spraying dirt and rocks and garbage, everywhere.
fairysunrise02: hahaha
fairysunrise02: do robots talk about sex?
courtjester5000: Yes.
courtjester5000: Frequently.
fairysunrise02: how do robots have sex?
courtjester5000: They usually just fuck people over.
fairysunrise02: lol
fairysunrise02: so, talk about sex
courtjester5000: I'd like to hear what you know first.
fairysunrise02: no, you first, i insist
courtjester5000: Sex occurs when a man with a penis over 8 inches copulates with a woman whose breasts measure over 34C in cup size.
fairysunrise02: lol
courtjester5000: And in no other circumstances.
fairysunrise02: i guess i qualify
courtjester5000: We would need to verify that.
fairysunrise02: and how would you do that?
courtjester5000: By scanning your photograph into our database.
fairysunrise02: no scanner
fairysunrise02: sorry
fairysunrise02: bye

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