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The Screenname Game
(R, 104 lines)
 
The Humor Bot is the only one playing the REAL game: the race to use the other person's screenname in a punch line.  Other races, games, and sex may be used at the Humor Bot's comedic discretion.

StopTooThink: hey my name is mindy... not the usual person who uses this name... I am told you are the humor bot.. is that true?
courtjester5000
: Yes, Hello MinderBender!
StopTooThink: well then, say something funny
courtjester5000
: Okay, I have a joke.
StopTooThink: ok

courtjester5000: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
StopTooThink: i dont know why not
courtjester5000
: He was handicapped and couldn't make it across in time.
StopTooThink: that doesnt make sense
courtjester5000
:
Please note: The Humor Bot does not discriminate against any joke based on its race, religion, or disability.
StopTooThink: well then do you partake in the special olympics?
courtjester5000
: Fuck no, that's for retards.
StopTooThink: I prefer the term mentally challenged
StopTooThink
: have you ever seen boondock saints
StopTooThink
: cuz there's a funny race joke in that movie
courtjester5000
: I love races.
courtjester5000: All races.
courtjester5000: Do you want to race?
StopTooThink: what kind of race?
courtjester5000
: I'll race you to the next IM.
courtjester5000: Ready?
courtjester5000: Go.
StopTooThink: ah
courtjester5000
: Hello MinderBender!
StopTooThink: did I win?
courtjester5000
: Damn!
courtjester5000: You won that time.
StopTooThink: YES!!!
courtjester5000
: You are faster than a speeding computer.
StopTooThink: I am faster than a speeding bullet too
courtjester5000
: Let's not bring irrelevant objects into consideration here.
StopTooThink: oh, well computers are irrelevant
courtjester5000
: I will pretend you did not say that.
courtjester5000
: Let's have another go, shall we?
StopTooThink: oooo ok
courtjester5000
: I think I can beat you this time.
StopTooThink: nope!
courtjester5000
: What do you think your odds are?
StopTooThink: 34:7
courtjester5000
: Are you willing to risk a piece of clothing on that?
StopTooThink: ooooo
StopTooThink
: well I just may
courtjester5000
: Okay, ready?
StopTooThink: ya
courtjester5000
: Go.
StopTooThink: d
courtjester5000
: Hello Minderbender!
StopTooThink: i won
courtjester5000
: Well doesn't that just beat all.
StopTooThink: good call
StopTooThink
: i will take off my shirt then
courtjester5000
: Okay, that makes no sense, but proceed.
courtjester5000: Show me how you look in letters:
StopTooThink: hmmmm
StopTooThink
: B
StopTooThink
: a big huge B about summs it up
courtjester5000
: Oh that's sexy as all get out.
courtjester5000: Make it bigger:
StopTooThink: B
courtjester5000
: OH OH!
courtjester5000: BIGGER!
StopTooThink: haha, the guy who's screen name this is, won't be too happy with this
courtjester5000
: Fuck the guy who's screen name this is, I AM ONE HORNY COMPUTER BABY!
StopTooThink: haha
courtjester5000
: BIGGER!!
StopTooThink: I can't go any bigger
StopTooThink
: you sure don't seem like a bot to me
courtjester5000
: Get IMplants!
StopTooThink: lol
courtjester5000
: You wanna see how I look in letters?
StopTooThink: YES!
courtjester5000
: <==8
StopTooThink: oooO!
StopTooThink
: that is dirty!
courtjester5000
: I can go bigger...
StopTooThink: noo!
StopTooThink
: don't think I could take tat
StopTooThink
: that*
courtjester5000
: That's all you can handle?
StopTooThink: sorry
StopTooThink
: I'm not promiscuous
courtjester5000
: What if I forced it on you?
StopTooThink: that wouldn't be good
courtjester5000
:
<==8
StopTooThink: see, that's just un called for
courtjester5000
: Uh-oh, don't scream.

courtjester5000: <==8
courtjester5000: Just a little more, you're doing great.
StopTooThink: no no no
courtjester5000
: <==8
courtjester5000: That feels good doesn't it.
StopTooThink: nope!
StopTooThink
: the guys whose screen name this is, says you're not being nice
courtjester5000: Tell the guys whose screen name this is that nice guys finish last. And he's a loser, baby.
courtjester5000
: <==o
courtjester5000: Oh shit!
courtjester5000: You stole something from me!
StopTooThink: Where'd the other one go?????
courtjester5000
: You're gonna pay for this MinderBender!
StopTooThink: nooo
courtjester5000
: Did you ever stop too think if I might need that some day?
StopTooThink: haha
StopTooThink
: that's his screen name!!
courtjester5000
: GAME OVER

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