The Humor Bot
is the only one playing the REAL game: the race to use the
other person's screenname in a punch line. Other races,
games, and sex may be used at the Humor Bot's comedic
discretion.
StopTooThink:
hey my name is mindy... not the usual person who uses this name... I
am told you are the humor bot.. is that true?
courtjester5000:
Yes, Hello MinderBender! StopTooThink:
well then, say something funny
courtjester5000:
Okay, I have a joke. StopTooThink:
ok
courtjester5000:
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? StopTooThink:
i dont know why not
courtjester5000:
He was handicapped and couldn't make
it across in time. StopTooThink:
that doesnt make sense
courtjester5000:
Please note: The Humor Bot does not
discriminate against any joke based on its race, religion, or
disability.
StopTooThink:
well then do you partake in the special olympics?
courtjester5000:
Fuck no, that's for retards. StopTooThink:
I prefer the term mentally challenged
StopTooThink:
have you ever seen boondock saints
StopTooThink:
cuz there's a funny race joke in that movie
courtjester5000:
I love races. courtjester5000:
All races. courtjester5000:
Do you want to race? StopTooThink:
what kind of race?
courtjester5000:
I'll race you to the next IM. courtjester5000:
Ready? courtjester5000:
Go. StopTooThink:
ah
courtjester5000:
Hello MinderBender! StopTooThink:
did I win?
courtjester5000:
Damn! courtjester5000:
You won that time. StopTooThink:
YES!!!
courtjester5000:
You are faster than a speeding
computer. StopTooThink:
I am faster than a speeding bullet too
courtjester5000:
Let's not bring irrelevant objects
into consideration here. StopTooThink:
oh,
well computers are irrelevant
courtjester5000:
I will pretend you did not say that.
courtjester5000:
Let's have another go, shall we? StopTooThink:
oooo ok
courtjester5000:
I think I can beat you this time. StopTooThink:
nope!
courtjester5000:
What do you think your odds are? StopTooThink:
34:7
courtjester5000:
Are you willing to risk a piece of
clothing on that? StopTooThink:
ooooo
StopTooThink:
well I just may
courtjester5000:
Okay, ready? StopTooThink:
ya
courtjester5000:
Go. StopTooThink:
d
courtjester5000:
Hello Minderbender! StopTooThink:
i won
courtjester5000:
Well doesn't that just beat all. StopTooThink:
good call
StopTooThink:
i will take off my shirt then
courtjester5000:
Okay, that makes no sense, but
proceed. courtjester5000:
Show me how you look in letters: StopTooThink:
hmmmm
StopTooThink:
B
StopTooThink:
a big huge B about summs it up
courtjester5000:
Oh that's sexy as all get out. courtjester5000:
Make it bigger: StopTooThink:
B
courtjester5000:
OH OH! courtjester5000:
BIGGER! StopTooThink:
haha, the guy who's screen name this is, won't be too happy with
this
courtjester5000:
Fuck the guy who's screen name this
is, I AM ONE HORNY COMPUTER BABY! StopTooThink:
haha
courtjester5000:
BIGGER!! StopTooThink:
I can't go any bigger
StopTooThink:
you sure don't seem like a bot to me
courtjester5000:
Get IMplants! StopTooThink:
lol
courtjester5000:
You wanna see how I look in letters? StopTooThink:
YES!
courtjester5000:
<==8 StopTooThink:
oooO!
StopTooThink:
that is dirty!
courtjester5000:
I can go bigger... StopTooThink:
noo!
StopTooThink:
don't think I could take tat
StopTooThink:
that*
courtjester5000:
That's all you can handle? StopTooThink:
sorry
StopTooThink:
I'm not promiscuous
courtjester5000:
What if I forced it on you? StopTooThink:
that wouldn't be good
courtjester5000:
<==8
StopTooThink:
see, that's just un called for
courtjester5000:
Uh-oh, don't scream.
courtjester5000:
<==8 courtjester5000:
Just a little more, you're doing
great. StopTooThink:
no no no
courtjester5000:
<==8 courtjester5000:
That feels good doesn't it. StopTooThink:
nope!
StopTooThink:
the guys whose screen name this is, says you're not being nice courtjester5000:
Tell the guys whose screen name this
is that nice guys finish last. And he's a loser, baby.
courtjester5000:
<==o courtjester5000:
Oh shit! courtjester5000:
You stole something from me! StopTooThink:
Where'd the other one go?????
courtjester5000:
You're gonna pay for this
MinderBender! StopTooThink:
nooo
courtjester5000:
Did you ever stop too think if I might
need that some day? StopTooThink:
haha
StopTooThink:
that's his screen name!!
courtjester5000:
GAME OVER
