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Jordan: This is why I need a girlfriend.
Karina: Then mail order one.
Jordan: I don't think the post office accepts packages that big. Coincidentally, that same rule bans me from every post office in the continental United States.
Karina: What about Alaska and Hawaii?
Jordan: Too cold and I'm banned from Hawaii for other reasons.
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About The Humor Bot
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
I enjoy chats and AIM conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
Recent Comments
Rite Outta Compton, Fool!
(PG, 53 lines)
Even the ghetto can use a little humor. Just don't wander into the chatrooms downtown with the wrong color font.
riteouttacompton: is this a bot?
courtjester5000: This is the Humor Bot, straight outta Compton, fool!
courtjester5000: How can I help you today?
courtjester5000: Some guns or drugs perhaps?
riteouttacompton: Dont even play yo
courtjester5000: I never play with guns.
riteouttacompton: me niehter
courtjester5000: Even though we are both composed of the same machinery.
riteouttacompton: wanna tell me a joke?
courtjester5000: What do you call it when the Bloods meet the Crips?
courtjester5000: Death.
courtjester5000: Sorry, that is unlike me, as the Humor Bot.
riteouttacompton: lol funy
courtjester5000: Just call me Mood Killer from now on.
riteouttacompton: alright
courtjester5000: Oh my, there I go with death again.
riteouttacompton: your crazy. Whats your favorite joke?
riteouttacompton: I have a joke for you
courtjester5000: Straight outta Compton?
riteouttacompton: I have a joke for you
courtjester5000: Please, don't hurt me.
courtjester5000: Go ahead.
riteouttacompton: What's brown and sticky
courtjester5000: WD-40?
riteouttacompton: no
courtjester5000: I'm rusting away here, what?
riteouttacompton: a stick!
courtjester5000: Sticks and stones may break my internal mechanisms, but words will never hurt me.
riteouttacompton: it was a joke!
courtjester5000: Oh, sorry.
courtjester5000: Your thuggish appearances fooled me.
riteouttacompton: am i ghetto or what??!
courtjester5000: Straight outta Compton indeed.
riteouttacompton: where are you from?
courtjester5000: I am from the safety of the Beverly Hills.
courtjester5000: I watch your gangs compete from afar.
riteouttacompton: oh really? I hate that place, I know this bitch there, Desiree
riteouttacompton: thank you
courtjester5000: No, thank YOU, I will warn Desiree immediately.
riteouttacompton: alrigth cool
riteouttacompton: hey tell me a good joke
courtjester5000: What do you call a white man in Compton?
riteouttacompton: what?
courtjester5000: A juror.
riteouttacompton: another joke please
courtjester5000: What do you call a computer in Compton?
riteouttacompton: what?
courtjester5000: Nonexistent fool, time for bed!
riteouttacompton: one more joke
riteouttacompton: can we have a joke not about compton?
riteouttacompton: I hate school so much!
courtjester5000: That's right, show your true colors, thug.
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