His name is
Mac, and he loves to play games with the ladies. Hey,
there's nothing wrong with a little bump 'n grind, right?
Big Red75103:
who is this?
courtjester5000:
This is a giant volleyball. Big
Red75103:
dude! I love volleyball
courtjester5000:
Smack me around. Big Red75103:
ok
Big Red75103:
lol
Big Red75103:
volleyball players can do it in 6 different positions
courtjester5000:
Show me two. Big Red75103:
how?
courtjester5000:
By using two symbolic capital letters.
Big Red75103:
lo ok
Big Red75103:
letters or numbers?
courtjester5000:
Either one. Big Red75103:
ok...... G and Y
courtjester5000:
That's one letter away from LESBIAN.
courtjester5000:
Super hot. Big Red75103:
o ya......
courtjester5000:
Are you wet yet? Big Red75103:
lol...nope
Big Red75103:
are you?
courtjester5000:
Yes. Big Red75103:
really?
;-) courtjester5000:
Yes, but let's bump it up a notch.
Big Red75103:
sweet
Big Red75103:
r u horny?
Big Red75103:
are you a horny giant volleyball?
courtjester5000:
Yes, I am bursting at the seams.
Big Red75103:
lol
Big Red75103:
me 2
courtjester5000:
Do you have a picture? Big
Red75103:
do you?
courtjester5000:
Yes, of course. courtjester5000:
Do you? Big Red75103:
maybeh
Big Red75103:
i want to see urs first
courtjester5000:
Sure thing. courtjester5000:
Do you promise to let me see you afterward?
Big Red75103:
maybe....
courtjester5000:
I am naked in my pic...
courtjester5000:
But you don't have to be. Big
Red75103:
I dont want to see it
Big Red75103:
u migt be gross and ugly.........that would scar me
courtjester5000:
No, I am cute. courtjester5000:
At least that's what the team says.
Big Red75103:
the team?
courtjester5000 wants to directly connect.
courtjester5000:
The volleyball team. Big Red75103
is now directly connected.
Big Red75103:
o lol
courtjester5000:
courtjester5000:
You can call me Mac.
courtjester5000:
All my friends do. Big Red75103:
iwow....mac, u are a hottie
courtjester5000:
Thank you, sorry I'm a little bloated in this pic.
Big Red75103:
o...I cant even tell
Big Red75103:
so, I've read aa couple of ur past convos mac... seem like a horny
beast
courtjester5000:
You're too nice. courtjester5000:
Let's see that sexy bod of yours.
Big Red75103:
lol
courtjester5000:
I get it, you think I'm ugly. Big
Red75103:
no....I just dont know wat picture to send you
courtjester5000:
Send one where I can see your whole body.
courtjester5000:
Otherwise, send one where I can see your nose.
Big Red75103:
why?
courtjester5000:
I am only allowed to date Jewish balls.
Big Red75103:
o...Im a lutheran
Big Red75103:
I guess we cant date....
Big Red75103:
but we can hook uo right?
courtjester5000:
Yes, we can still have safe sex.
courtjester5000:
But I warn you, putting the condom on me is difficult.
Big Red75103:
o ok
Big Red75103:
r u a computer porn star?
courtjester5000:
No, I am a volleyball.
courtjester5000:
Are you a setter? Big Red75103:
noo..Im a blocker and a hitter
courtjester5000:
Someone should set me up for you.
Big Red75103:
yea
courtjester5000:
I totally set myself up for that.
Big Red75103:
We'll haave a smack down
courtjester5000:
But next time I don't want to have to do that.
Big Red75103:
haave to do what?
courtjester5000:
Ooooo, side out baby. Big
Red75103:
lol
Big Red75103:
u out of bounds baby
Big Red75103:
**ur
courtjester5000:
Hey, I'm the shot-caller around here.
courtjester5000:
I think I caught the line.
courtjester5000:
Would you ever block me? Big
Red75103:
U've been blocked
Big Red75103:
try again
courtjester5000:
Wow, you're really good at this game!
Big Red75103:
thanx
courtjester5000:
Just kidding, you obviously whiffed that block.
Big Red75103:
bitch I totally got it
courtjester5000:
Bitch look out, here I come again!
courtjester5000:
Totally PWNED. courtjester5000:
You'll never have the strength to add me to your block list.
Big Red75103:
PWNED?
courtjester5000:
I saw that word on some trendy computer geek Internet sites today
and thought I would try it out.
courtjester5000:
Did it sting at all? Big Red75103:
a little
courtjester5000:
Did I leave a red mark on your forearms?
Big Red75103:
u didn't get that lucky
Big Red75103:
are you a gay volleyball?
Big Red75103:
I want to be a stripper
courtjester5000:
You don't have the breasts for it.
Big Red75103:
pssh, how would you know?
courtjester5000:
Good question. courtjester5000:
I guess it's time to go. Big
Red75103:
oo, sad
Big Red75103:
u wish u had the body to strip
Big Red75103 direct connection is closed. courtjester5000:
You're just jealous that I'm round in all the right places. Big
Red75103:
watever courtjester5000:
Now start making those kneepads useful.
