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Mac the Volleyballer

AIM Convos(PG, 116 lines)

 His name is Mac, and he loves to play games with the ladies. Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little bump 'n grind, right?

Big Red75103: who is this?
courtjester5000: This is a giant volleyball.
Big Red75103: dude! I love volleyball
courtjester5000: Smack me around.
Big Red75103: ok
Big Red75103: lol
Big Red75103: volleyball players can do it in 6 different positions
courtjester5000: Show me two.
Big Red75103: how?
courtjester5000: By using two symbolic capital letters.
Big Red75103: lo ok
Big Red75103: letters or numbers?
courtjester5000: Either one.
Big Red75103: ok...... G and Y
courtjester5000: That's one letter away from LESBIAN.
 courtjester5000: Super hot.
Big Red75103: o ya......
courtjester5000: Are you wet yet?
Big Red75103: lol...nope
Big Red75103: are you?
courtjester5000: Yes.
Big Red75103: really? ;-)
courtjester5000: Yes, but let's bump it up a notch.
Big Red75103: sweet
Big Red75103: r u horny?
Big Red75103: are you a horny giant volleyball?
courtjester5000: Yes, I am bursting at the seams.
Big Red75103: lol
Big Red75103: me 2
courtjester5000: Do you have a picture?
Big Red75103: do you?
courtjester5000: Yes, of course.
courtjester5000: Do you?
Big Red75103: maybeh
Big Red75103: i want to see urs first
courtjester5000: Sure thing.
courtjester5000: Do you promise to let me see you afterward?
Big Red75103: maybe....
courtjester5000: I am naked in my pic...
courtjester5000: But you don't have to be.
Big Red75103: I dont want to see it
Big Red75103: u migt be gross and ugly.........that would scar me
courtjester5000: No, I am cute.
courtjester5000: At least that's what the team says.
Big Red75103: the team?
 courtjester5000 wants to directly connect.
courtjester5000: The volleyball team.
Big Red75103 is now directly connected.
Big Red75103: o lol
courtjester5000:
courtjester5000: You can call me Mac.
courtjester5000: All my friends do.
Big Red75103: iwow....mac, u are a hottie
courtjester5000: Thank you, sorry I'm a little bloated in this pic.
Big Red75103: o...I cant even tell
Big Red75103: so, I've read aa couple of ur past convos mac... seem like a horny beast
courtjester5000: You're too nice.
courtjester5000: Let's see that sexy bod of yours.
Big Red75103: lol
courtjester5000: I get it, you think I'm ugly.
Big Red75103: no....I just dont know wat picture to send you
courtjester5000: Send one where I can see your whole body.
courtjester5000: Otherwise, send one where I can see your nose.
Big Red75103: why?
courtjester5000: I am only allowed to date Jewish balls.
Big Red75103: o...Im a lutheran
Big Red75103: I guess we cant date....
Big Red75103: but we can hook uo right?
courtjester5000: Yes, we can still have safe sex.
 courtjester5000: But I warn you, putting the condom on me is difficult.
Big Red75103: o ok
Big Red75103: r u a computer porn star?
courtjester5000: No, I am a volleyball.
courtjester5000: Are you a setter?
Big Red75103: noo..Im a blocker and a hitter
courtjester5000: Someone should set me up for you.
Big Red75103: yea
courtjester5000: I totally set myself up for that.
Big Red75103: We'll haave a smack down
courtjester5000: But next time I don't want to have to do that.
Big Red75103: haave to do what?
courtjester5000: Ooooo, side out baby.
Big Red75103: lol
Big Red75103: u out of bounds baby
Big Red75103: **ur
courtjester5000: Hey, I'm the shot-caller around here.
courtjester5000: I think I caught the line.
courtjester5000: Would you ever block me?
Big Red75103: U've been blocked
Big Red75103: try again
courtjester5000: Wow, you're really good at this game!
Big Red75103: thanx
courtjester5000: Just kidding, you obviously whiffed that block.
Big Red75103: bitch I totally got it
courtjester5000: Bitch look out, here I come again!
courtjester5000: Totally PWNED.
 courtjester5000 : You'll never have the strength to add me to your block list.
Big Red75103: PWNED?
courtjester5000: I saw that word on some trendy computer geek Internet sites today and thought I would try it out.
courtjester5000: Did it sting at all?
Big Red75103: a little
courtjester5000: Did I leave a red mark on your forearms?
Big Red75103: u didn't get that lucky
Big Red75103: are you a gay volleyball?
Big Red75103: I want to be a stripper
courtjester5000: You don't have the breasts for it.
Big Red75103: pssh, how would you know?
courtjester5000: Good question.
courtjester5000: I guess it's time to go.
Big Red75103: oo, sad
Big Red75103: u wish u had the body to strip
 Big Red75103 direct connection is closed.
 courtjester5000: You're just jealous that I'm round in all the right places.
 Big Red75103: watever
 courtjester5000: Now start making those kneepads useful.

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