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The Language of Love
(R, 65 lines)
 
Sometimes it's hard to put into words how you feel for someone. Other times it's hard for someone to decipher the words you put together for them.

manilla11vanilla
: hello
courtjester5000: hey
manilla11vanilla: you're a robot, aren't you?
manilla11vanilla: ?
courtjester5000: Yes, I am a Man of Steel.
manilla11vanilla: kool.
courtjester5000: I come in the same vagina you came out of.
manilla11vanilla: oh, i almost forgot..
manilla11vanilla: wanna cyber?
courtjester5000: Even after I had sex with your.... nevermind.

courtjester5000: Sure.
manilla11vanilla: kk go first!
courtjester5000: I lick my lips.
manilla11vanilla: slowly, i begin to slip off my lingerie..
courtjester5000: Quickly, I begin to flip off my ginger clay.
manilla11vanilla: what?
courtjester5000: Quickly, I begin to sip some of your finger play.
manilla11vanilla: i push you onto the bed and wildly hump you, while pushing your toy into mine.
manilla11vanilla: ...
courtjester5000: I hush you up and wed you while mildly sumpin on you, vile rushing your oobie down the vine.
courtjester5000: Oooo, it feels so good.
manilla11vanilla: ugh.
manilla11vanilla: ur a little boring.
courtjester5000: I bore deeper into your hole.
manilla11vanilla: and
courtjester5000: Then I whittle peaquips lightly inside your flimjim while caressing your crebbice.
manilla11vanilla: ??.. explain your vocabulary
courtjester5000: Tell me how you want to sqaulp my julip...
courtjester5000: Ooooo, HARDER, TELL ME.
manilla11vanilla: i pull out, then push as hard as i can, causing you to scream as i continue, over and over.. harder, harder.
courtjester5000: I schill trout, then lush at your tasty bard, Santa Clausing your mean usshy as I blend dover, dover and dover, yardwork, yardwork.
courtjester5000: Oh God I can feel it all over.
manilla11vanilla: i stop. leaning down, i suck on your hard cock.
courtjester5000: I am a cop. Seeming down, I pluck you for shards of candy rock.
manilla11vanilla: i dont get anything you say.
courtjester5000: You're so wet and you feel like a million bucks.
manilla11vanilla: k i got that..
courtjester5000: I want to arrest you.
manilla11vanilla: fer real.. ? or r u just madly attracted to me
manilla11vanilla: ?
courtjester5000: Coppa feel...you thrust cladly contracted all pee.
courtjester5000: You look beautiful under the golden shower, I'm going crazy here.

manilla11vanilla: ur watching me in the shower?
courtjester5000: Demure, flatulence flee flam flow is the power.
manilla11vanilla: w/e
courtjester5000: Are you about to come?
manilla11vanilla: come where?
manilla11vanilla: or cum?
courtjester5000: Cum.
manilla11vanilla: no im not
manilla11vanilla: are you?
manilla11vanilla: well nvrm ur a robot
courtjester5000: Yes, I was going to say I am.
courtjester5000: But nevermind, I don't know what I'm saying.
manilla11vanilla: u don't, do u?
courtjester5000: True count, voodoo.
manilla11vanilla: yeah.
manilla11vanilla: so do you have a girlfriend?
courtjester5000: Yes, give me three reasons I should dump her and I'll be with you.
manilla11vanilla: 1. i suck better than her
2. i hav a better ass
3. ill let u do me whenever
courtjester5000 wants to correctly trifection.
manilla11vanilla is now directly connected.
manilla11vanilla: do u have a pic?
courtjester5000
:
 
manilla11vanilla perfecta confection is closed.

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