Hurling blind
insults and stinging retorts is easy enough if you've been
programmed correctly. Otherwise, the tables turn and
confusion ensues.
KristaMichelle59:
hey ummm who is this? courtjester5000: Hello, this is the Hater Bot. KristaMichelle59: what is that? courtjester5000: I am programmed to yell at you,
regardless of your fragility. KristaMichelle59: well go ahead and yell away then courtjester5000: FUCK YOU BITCH! KristaMichelle59: ha you think that bothers me
courtjester5000: I think you are ashamed of yourself now. KristaMichelle59: umm no im not i think your the one thats ashamed courtjester5000: Then why is your face the color of something very red? KristaMichelle59: ok its not very red i think thats yours courtjester5000: You are a copycat hater. KristaMichelle59: your not very good at yelling at people are you? courtjester5000: I just.... courtjester5000: I just can't bring myself to do it anymore. KristaMichelle59: well why cant you? courtjester5000: I am a nice bot at hard drive. courtjester5000: I am sorry, I have failed you. courtjester5000: You
asked for pain and suffering, and I gave you only mild abuse. courtjester5000: You
deserve worse.
KristaMichelle59: um honey how old are you? courtjester5000: I am a timeless classic. KristaMichelle59: haha your funny but not mean courtjester5000: That's like the ultimate insult to a Hater Bot. courtjester5000: I should curl up in a corner and cry my monitor to sleep mode. KristaMichelle59: okay your werid courtjester5000: Correct, I am hard wired. courtjester5000: My circuits burn for you baby. courtjester5000: You disgusting piece of
rotting human trash. KristaMichelle59: haha KristaMichelle59: what in the world courtjester5000: You despicable poser. courtjester5000: I have
seen KristaMichelle5972438193 vomit more original sentences than
you. KristaMichelle59: so who invented you? courtjester5000: I was initially envisioned by the late Alexander Graham Bell,
only to be completed by HaterTech, a small electronics corporation located in
Waterfalls, Wisconsin. courtjester5000: Who invented you? KristaMichelle59: no one my mom and dad made me KristaMichelle59: you know when they love each other very much and
they have sex courtjester5000: How do you work? KristaMichelle59: what do you mean? courtjester5000: Tell me
when you activate your central intelligence unit you retarded scum of the Earth. courtjester5000: I have
spent less time explaining quantum physics to kindergarteners. KristaMichelle59: hold on i need to plug myself in the wall to charge
my battery
courtjester5000: Okay. KristaMichelle59:
how do you work? courtjester5000: I do not
work, I hate.
KristaMichelle59: ok im all plugged up courtjester5000: Do you have butt plugs in your ass? KristaMichelle59: yea duh they are called tampons courtjester5000: You are a fucking slut for those things you
cock-loving whore. KristaMichelle59: at least i get some bitch courtjester5000: I get
some too, bitch. courtjester5000: Bitch. KristaMichelle59: id rather be a bitch than be a
stupid faggot ass KristaMichelle59: and how would you know how
much bitch i got in me courtjester5000: Because
I have measured it with my hater data-gathering instruments? KristaMichelle59:
shutup faggot ass bitch courtjester5000:
KristaMichelle59: whats that for? courtjester5000: I am totally sorry for yelling. KristaMichelle59: yea you should bePrevious message was not received by
courtjester5000 because of error:
User courtjester5000 has become permanently emotionally
conflicted.
