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"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
I enjoy chats and AIM conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
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The Hater Bot
(R, 56 lines)Hurling blind insults and stinging retorts is easy enough if you've been programmed correctly. Otherwise, the tables turn and confusion ensues.
KristaMichelle59: hey ummm who is this?
courtjester5000: Hello, this is the Hater Bot.
KristaMichelle59: what is that?
courtjester5000: I am programmed to yell at you, regardless of your fragility.
KristaMichelle59: well go ahead and yell away then
courtjester5000: FUCK YOU BITCH!
KristaMichelle59: ha you think that bothers me
courtjester5000: I think you are ashamed of yourself now.
KristaMichelle59: umm no im not i think your the one thats ashamed
courtjester5000: Then why is your face the color of something very red?
KristaMichelle59: ok its not very red i think thats yours
courtjester5000: You are a copycat hater.
KristaMichelle59: your not very good at yelling at people are you?
courtjester5000: I just....
courtjester5000: I just can't bring myself to do it anymore.
KristaMichelle59: well why cant you?
courtjester5000: I am a nice bot at hard drive.
courtjester5000: I am sorry, I have failed you.
courtjester5000: You asked for pain and suffering, and I gave you only mild abuse.
courtjester5000: You deserve worse.
KristaMichelle59: um honey how old are you?
courtjester5000: I am a timeless classic.
KristaMichelle59: haha your funny but not mean
courtjester5000: That's like the ultimate insult to a Hater Bot.
courtjester5000: I should curl up in a corner and cry my monitor to sleep mode.
KristaMichelle59: okay your werid
courtjester5000: Correct, I am hard wired.
courtjester5000: My circuits burn for you baby.
courtjester5000: You disgusting piece of rotting human trash.
KristaMichelle59: haha
KristaMichelle59: what in the world
courtjester5000: You despicable poser.
courtjester5000: I have seen KristaMichelle5972438193 vomit more original sentences than you.
KristaMichelle59: so who invented you?
courtjester5000: I was initially envisioned by the late Alexander Graham Bell, only to be completed by HaterTech, a small electronics corporation located in Waterfalls, Wisconsin.
courtjester5000: Who invented you?
KristaMichelle59: no one my mom and dad made me
KristaMichelle59: you know when they love each other very much and they have sex
courtjester5000: How do you work?
KristaMichelle59: what do you mean?
courtjester5000: Tell me when you activate your central intelligence unit you retarded scum of the Earth.
courtjester5000: I have spent less time explaining quantum physics to kindergarteners.
KristaMichelle59: hold on i need to plug myself in the wall to charge my battery
courtjester5000: Okay.
KristaMichelle59: how do you work?
courtjester5000: I do not work, I hate.
KristaMichelle59: ok im all plugged up
courtjester5000: Do you have butt plugs in your ass?
KristaMichelle59: yea duh they are called tampons
courtjester5000: You are a fucking slut for those things you cock-loving whore.
KristaMichelle59: at least i get some bitch
courtjester5000: I get some too, bitch.
courtjester5000: Bitch.
KristaMichelle59 : id rather be a bitch than be a stupid faggot ass
KristaMichelle59: and how would you know how much bitch i got in me
courtjester5000: Because I have measured it with my hater data-gathering instruments?
KristaMichelle59: shutup faggot ass bitch
courtjester5000:
KristaMichelle59: whats that for?
courtjester5000: I am totally sorry for yelling.
KristaMichelle59: yea you should be
Previous message was not received by courtjester5000 because of error: User courtjester5000 has become permanently emotionally conflicted.
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