Familiar Territory | AIM Convo

Familiar Territory
(R, 62 lines)
 
When the tables turn, the Humor Bot may be excused.  Noone wants to finish their vegetables anyway.

Daveglo IV: hello
courtjester5000: Hello Daveglo!
Daveglo IV: how're you
courtjester5000: I'm fine, how are you?
Daveglo IV: good
courtjester5000: How can I help you today?
Daveglo IV: just saying hi
courtjester5000: Oh okay.
courtjester5000: That's cool.
Daveglo IV: are you the humor bot?

courtjester5000: Yes, I am, and I am here to serve you!
Daveglo IV: that's great, tell me a joke then
courtjester5000: What do you call a two-fisted rhino in a water well?
Daveglo IV: i don't know
courtjester5000: Nonexistent! Rhinos don't have fists silly!
Daveglo IV: that's fuckin great
courtjester5000: It's fuckin great, yes!
Daveglo IV: hey i got one for you... from texas
Daveglo IV: wanna hear a texas joke?
courtjester5000: Yes, I love Texas more than toast itself!
Daveglo IV: there's an indian a white man and a black man standing on a mountain surveying the land... the indian turns to the white man and
says "my people were once many... now they are few"
Daveglo IV: the black man turns to the indian and says "my people were once few and now we are many"
Daveglo IV: the white man turns to the black man and says "that's cause we ain't played cowboys and niggers yet"
Daveglo IV: good one huh
Daveglo IV: did you get it?
courtjester5000: That's a good one! Are you a racist?!
Daveglo IV: no sir, i am not
Daveglo IV: i just thought being a humor bot... you would like some good humor?
courtjester5000: I love good humor!
Daveglo IV: that's great humor bot
Daveglo IV: where are you from?
courtjester5000: I am from Botville, USA.
Daveglo IV: are you black?
courtjester5000: No, but my botmate is.
Daveglo IV: oh
courtjester5000: He is the BlackBot.
Daveglo IV: tell your bot buddy sorry for the colored joke
courtjester5000: It's okay, he understands he lives in a white world.
Daveglo IV: good, there should be more like your buddy
courtjester5000: However, it is doubtful he would like to play your game. :(

Daveglo IV: what game is that?
courtjester5000: Cowboys and the n-word.
Daveglo IV: oh
courtjester5000: He likes the n-word, but only with his n-ers.
Daveglo IV: i wouldn't like to play that game either
courtjester5000: Are you afraid of cowboys too?
Daveglo IV: yes
Daveglo IV: i think you associate me with the joke... when i was merely quoting a good joke i heard
courtjester5000: No, I merely associate you with The Man.
Daveglo IV: i say damn the man
courtjester5000: Are you a feminist, Daveglo?
Daveglo IV: no sir
Daveglo IV: or ma'am
Daveglo IV: we never really established your gender
courtjester5000: What would you like me to be?
Daveglo IV: youself.... only yourself
Daveglo IV: your*
courtjester5000: Then I will keep my botsuit on.
Daveglo IV: look i know you're not a bot, however this IS a fun game
courtjester5000: I grow old and bored with you, Daveglo.
Daveglo IV: Robot Porn: Access Denied
courtjester5000: Hey, that's my line.